not vidya

>>67334322
Well sure it is, you got Chris Rock up there. He's a really good comedian.

>>67334322

Dane Cook is not a comedian, he's a maniac who stole a microphone off someone backstage.

Not vidya, do not respond to this thread.

Dane cook is a good story teller, but an awful comedian, or so I've heard anyway, never bothered to pay him any attention.

>>67334290
God damn you, I read that whole thing in his stupid voice with every little pause right where it should be.

I enjoy Dane Cook's comedy.

>>67334724
I see you trollin'...
I hatin'...

>>67334672
Respond all you want kids, just do it with sage

SO MY COUSIN...WHOSE A BEANEEER! WENT TO GAMESTOP TO PICK UP SOME GAAAEEEMMMS. BUT WHEN HE GOT TO THE STORE HE DECIDED TO GET THE P-S-3. WHEN I WAS OVER IN "DE BARRIO" HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO PLAY SOME GAMES WITH HIM.

I WAS LIKE PS3 DOESN'T HAVE ANY GAMES DEEEDDDDEEEEEEEDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEE!

huttburt fags in this thread.

>>67334870

FUCK YOU. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

I read that shit in his faggot voice

Dane is a funny guy.
I like him.

i'm reading these in their voices.

>>67335251

Well, I spent the day at home, trying to get into these video games some people keep talking about. Just to complete the combo, I ate some HOT POOCKEEEETS and then it just went straight through me and I had to take a crap. And that's when I realized, if you sweat when you take a crap, you know shit about video games

So Microsoft just came out with the Xbox 360 slim. I love games, people.

So check it out I brought one with me...

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You're sittin' in your room, and you're high and you're like, let's play some PS3, and you're looking around and you can't find any, and you think it's 'cause your high but then your like, oh wait PS3 doesn't HAVE games!

>>67336114
>>67335837
These aren't bad comedians...

Lots of my friends have PS3s, but I don't have any PS3s. But I have lots of games; PS3s don't have any games.

So... Angela... what did excuse did you give Andy Bernard to get away with him?
...that you're playing the PS3 with me? HAH that idiot will buy anything

ALL I'M SAYIN IS YOU GOTTA GET A MOTHERFUCKIN PS3 BECAUSE IT MIGHT NOT PLAY GAMES OR SHIT BUT IT DON'T SHRED DISCS. SOME A YALL NIGGAS JUST NEED TO PICK UP MGS4 AND YOU'LL SEE YA'LL HAVE A SHITTY CONSOLE.

man, gotta love the white people, gotta love the white people...
SPEAKING OF WHICH, i was over at mah frendz HOUSE and I saw his lil bitch ass son playin his lil games. Now, this guy keeps complaining about how his kid doesn't do SHIT and just sits around all day and plays his PS3. And I say, NIGGA, how the FUCK do you PLAYYY A MOOOOOOHVIEEEEEEEEE

Dane Cook is not funny at all. neither was this joke. therefore it fits. good job OP

I read that in is voice...

>>67336747
Nobody likes you anymore!

good thread is good.

So I get home the other day and my grandson, you know, the one I told to pull my finger? Anyway, my grandson comes over to me and says, "OH GRANDPA YOU HAVE TO TRY OUT MY NEW GAME SYSTEM!!!!!" So he hands me the controller and he turns it on and puts in one of those blue ray whatevers. So i'm sitting there and a freakin movie comes on. Don'tcha hate that?

>>67336747
this one was off sadly, as was the katt walliams one. Try harder people.

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So I finally got the nerve to break up my a "long" "term" "relationship".

Apparently I was committed to "failure".

I know this because my Xbox 360 kept giving me red rings of death.

So man I went to uhhhhhhh the gamestore the oer day and Iwas like YO were the games at maaan. and he was like YOUR a bear man. Daaaaamn a bear in gamestop

>>67337808
...huh.

Bumping as I just got a great idea

SO I WAS PLAYING HALO WITH MY FRIENDS
YOU KNOW, FUCKING HALO AND SHIT
YES, YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT??
SO I WAS PLAYING HALO WITH MY FRIENDS AND I WAS ALL LIKE-
"BLAAAARGH!! UAAGHH! TAKE THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
SHIT STARTS TO FUCKING, YOU KNOW...SHIT.
SO I TELL MY BUDDY "I'M THE FUCKING MASTER CHIEF, SUCK MY DICK!!"

>Audience Laughs hysterically

>>67337919
exactly man no one knows

The other day I took my son to Gamestop and they had a sign.....for a new game system called the Playstation 3? I don't know if you guys have ever heard of it. So then my kid.......is begging for me to get it for him. So I walk up to the counter......and I ask the guy how much it is. And this is what he said to me.

"Well, the playstation 3 has 2 different versions. This one right here has a 20 Gigabyte hard drive and it's about 500 dollars. And then of course we have the 60 Gigabyte model that's about 600 dollars."

"That's kind of a lot of money. It must some really good games if you're charging that much."

"Well, actually, sir, the PS3 has no games."

"wha?"

"that's right. no games."

"wawazawawaza"?

"None."

waaaawwwaaawawawaafsjakfhdsofnkldsaeia."

dimitree martin plz

>>67336358
You're awesome.

So I was going to do some prop comedy with some PS3 games, but I couldn't find any.

What's the deal with the Playstation 3? You've heard of this thing, it's a big black machine that you hook up to your TV and you play games.

The only problem is that there ARE no games for the PS3! You put in a disc and it starts to play a movie! You can't PLAY a movie! You can't PLAY Christopher Reeve as Superman!

There needs to be a system!

If given the chance I would backhand the fuck out of Dane Cook. Such an obnoxious fuck.

If you think the PS3 really doesn't have any games..

.. You might be a /v/irgin.

>>67338446
GET ER DUN HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>67337808
;_;

>>67338368

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

i. love. this. thread.

>>67334672
>not vidya
>ps3
>nogaemz

>>67335310
>>67334724

so im droppin some acid the other day and my ps3 looks over at me and says, HEY how bout you get off your ass and go buy some games........but ps3...WHAT?,,,HAHAHAH YOU HAVE NO GAMES YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!1
and the crowd goes wild

>>67338310
he's even worse than Mencia and Cooks retarded gay lovechild

>>67334870
god fuck i hate this piece of shit so fucking much.

Not only is he bad but he tries to mimick fucking Dave Chappelle while still keeping a pg13 rating.

IT JUST DOESN'T FUCKING WORK YOU RETARDED FAGGOT

>>67338368
What's that Jerry? Something up with the PS3?
Well I thought I told you this already. There's no games Jerry! No games! What are we going to do with a PS3 and no games Jerry!

>>67338531
>my face when I found out I grew up near where he did

It's a damn shame he died.

>>67339190
probably convince some NIGGERS to buy it form us. NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

>>67339190
Oh please, Kramer. You don't actually believe that do you? Why would they sell a PLAYstation with NO GAMES? HUH?

Fuck you OP, you got me to read that in his ridiculous voice.

Ah fuck the guy who did Brian Regan, goddammit i was ready

>>67339322
Well excuse me, but why don't you go to the tore and check it out yourself?

>>67335837

OH FUCK YOU.

>>67339405
that was me.

Well now this was just good trolling.

>>67339464
The jerk store?

So here I am playing a game when Bill Cosby calls me up. Now, I'm a huge fan of Bill, a lot of my influence and inspiration is from Bill. So I'm ecstatic!

You know what this man says before I can even talk? He says HE is mad because I hosted a gaming conference with no movies. I'm like I don't know what you're talking about about not having any fucking movies, Bill, I'm in movies how can I not have any movies, that don't make any sense ya'll.

He says, get this, he says that I ONLY had Xbox360s for the party and he's mad because his son wanted to watch MGS4.

So I'm hurt, I'm deeply hurt people, how can Bill say that? So I ask Pryor what should I do about not having any movies? I mean what should I do?

He tells me to tell Cosby to BUY A PS3 AND NOGAEMS AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!

comedians are annoying douchebags that don't deserve the money and attention they get. all they're good at is making fun of things because they can't get real jobs. kinda like /v/.

In the bullshit department, the 360 can't hold an exclusive to the PS3. I mean when it comes to bullshit, big time bullshit, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe at the king of false exclusives and no games: The XBOX 360.

>>67339717

>>67339615

>>67339717
Brian Regan is a genius. He deserves his money

>>67334290
>>67334870
>>67335837
>>67335898
>>67336114
>>67336334
>>67336358
>>67336480
>>67336747
>>67337165
>>67338043
>>67337808
>>67338183
>>67338368
>>67338446
>>67338528
>>67339615

The voices.....THE VOICES!

>>67339717
Failed Comedian

So here's what I do with my consoles.

With the Wii I hurt my accidentally friends... unless they're not my friends.

>>67339833
With the PS3 I can watch movies, like Harold and Kumar... or MGS4...

SHUT UP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU MEDIOCRE HACK COMICS. NONE OF YOU ARE FUNNY

This thread................ This thread is nightmare fuel.............

you guys are fucking assholes. GOD

>>67339942
>Mitch Hedberg
>Not funny
I should kill you 3 times

>>67339898
>>67339833
Well played.

>>67339898
And with the 360 I can do... nothing!

>>67338183
I couldn't think of that for Brian Regan. that just doesn't seem his style.

>>67340068
>Brian Regan
>not funny

THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!!!

>>67339833
what was his name again?

>>67340180
Demetri Martin

>>67340180
Demitri Martin

4chanarchive

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 1 times now.

>>67340068

Mitch Hedberg was never funny. You people only go on about him because he's dead, he's not that insightful, get over yourselves. He's like the Bill Hicks for your generation.

Stand up isn't funny anyways, it follows a simple formula that gets old quickly.

Dane is an awesome actor and comedian. I can see why he has many fans.

>>67339942
You're a faggot

>>67340288

>>67340288
riiiiiigggggggghhhhhhtttttttt

>>67340266
Oh, you just earned yourself 4 deaths, mister.

>>67340266
You're thinking of Kurt Cobain and his singing

"Hey."
"Hello."
[Laugh track]
"What are you doing there?"
"I'm playing a game on my PS3."
[Laugh track]

>>67340408

No I'm thinking about anyone who died young ever.

>>67340408
They're bothoverrated

>>67340312
>>67340332

So the other day me and my buddies were hanging out over at another friend's house
and we're just sitting around laughing our asses off watching a movie on his bluray player
and as I'm watching, I notice that bluray player is actually a PS3
Now this douchebag just kept plugging in movie after movie and I ask him when we gonna actually play some games?
then i find out hes actually vin diesel and I get my ass handed to me
that'll teach me to ask about PS3 games!

Request and archive faggots!

>>67340288
You must be 14. Please leave.

>>67337808
mitch hedbgerg is the unfunniest man i have ever seen on comedy central my god he's bad

>>67340489
GOD DAMN HIS VOICE

>>67340525
YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE SAME GUY BUT YOU EARNED HIM 5 MURDERS

You're trying to tell me that this contraption can play movies as well as these so called Vidya-games? Sounds like a bunch of nonsense if you ask me.

>>67340636

Bring it on bitch.

>>67340517

>>67339833
>>67339898
>>67340094

Archive this shit.

This shit is epic, need more archive requests.

>>67340525
0/10

>>67340772
Thanks bro, glad you liked it

There are dozens of consoles out there. WII, xbox, xbox 360, Ninendo, all those hand helds, playstation, playstation 2 and 3 and they all allow you to play video games...except the playstation 3 and this is the problem of new consoles, they've got all these features and gadgets but no games. well the other consoles do but their all shit and I hear you say "That is a lie, I love my Xbox it's got Halo" so it has a game which is dead? THAT'S successful.

God trying to make Eddie do something related to games is hard

This thread was good until you faggots started arguing.

Less dickwaving, more comedians.

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>>67339833
>>67339898
>>67340094
That was beautiful man.

>>67340871
Are you Jeff Vader?

>>67340871
the voice was good enough

>>67340939
Yeah if this gets archived hopefully the archiver or whatever will delete the arguing and archive requests and leave just the comedians.

>>67341006
Thanks man! Glad it's so popular

Yeah! So the Console Wars-- THE CONSOLE WARS! They raged throughout the nineties, and there were great heroes such Sonic the Dashing and Mario the agile and Link the, uh... really interesting guy!

And there was a lot of innovation, just game makers running around making new consoles. the NES was 8-bit, the SNES and the Genesis were 16 bit, and the Atari Jaguar was a WHOOPING 64-BITS! It had the most bits than anything that had bits! Its just piling bits into the cartridge tray and the designers were going "WE CANT FIT ANYMORE BITS INTO THE CONSOLE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"

But, it was kind of crap.

People bringing their Jaguars back to atari going "Jaguar isnt working like its suppose to! Infrastuctures fucked!" And Atari, who is James mason in this film, goes "Oh im terribling sorry. Here, try some more bits"

*makes a motion with his hand*

Thats Atari slathering more bits in...

>>67341098
yeah. that would be awesome. ARCHIVING PEOPLE LISTEN TO THIS GUY!!!!!!

>>67340451
>Hey Sheldon, what're you doing?

I'm posting on an anonymous imageboard about Video Games.

>Oh, is it 4chan's "Vee" board?

No, I said it was about Video Games!

*laugh track*

So the other day I was wandering around at a store looking for a video game for my nephew, when some douchebag comes up to me; I guess he thought I worked there. So he asked me "Excuse me, do you know where the PS3 games are?"... and so I said "Do I know where the PS3 games are? THE PS3 HAS NO GAMES. YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT."

So the other day I went to gamestop ya know to buy a PS3. I bring the box and the cashiers like ''you gonna watch movies on that thing?'' I went ''Nope gonna play some games!'' There's your sign.

>>67341098
IF YOU ARE THE MAN OR WOMAN ARCHIVING THIS THREAD! READ THIS PLEASE!

>>67341309
Needs an ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

>>67341206
Hey Sheldon.
>Yes?
[laughs]
What is that you're doing?
>I'm attempting to play Minecraft.
[scattered laughter]
Why is it so blocky?
>Because it appeals to my autistic qualities.
[audience erupts into uproarious laughter]

>>67337738
>>67337808
But Mitch... your dead. You can't play games no more...

Spent my Saturday night with a young, hot, sexy black thing...
At first he was a lil shy when I first met him
And the hot piece of chocolate didn't have much game with a fine gal such as myself
But after staying in the relationship for awhile, he grew and grew and grew... until he came out w/ a motion controller sextoy
And now, I game with him however I want
too bad the kids and families will like it too, it'll be awkward showing them how to handle his slender black handle

>>67340673

It's like I can hear Tommy Lee Jones right next to me.

>>67341189
You are God

>>67341464
Gasping for air here!!

>>67341516
well that explains the ps3 that they put in the coffin with him

>>67338368

>>67341697

boy i sure would like a chicken sangwich

>>67341836

badumdish.jpg

So there was an ad in the local paper about a free gaming machine. So I'm thinking more reason for me not to leave the house, right?

I meet up with this chap and he shows me a PS3.

So, I'm thinking the obvious here, this looney is trying to sell me a disc player as a gaming machine. I'm starting in on him about false advertising of a FREE GAMING MACHINE.

Before I can get too riled he explains to me that it was poorly edited in the classifieds and that it was supposed to say GAMING FREE MACHINE.

Because PS3 has no games.

Absolutely fucking mental.

So I was at my friend's house, smokin some weed and watching TV, when I saw he had a PS3. I asked him if he had any games.

I was so fucking HIGH. Of course there aren't any games for the PS3! He said "BITCH of course I ain't got any games for the PS3, what do you think it is, a motherfuckin' WII?"

>>67341802

>>67341189
I don't find Eddie Izzard funny, but this sounded just like something he would say

Nation.... nation, please. If there's one thing I hate more than staring at a blank screen, it's playing a PS3 game. The PS3 has single-handedly attacked... our fine industry of gaming. Or should I say... no gaming? (eyebrow raised) Which brings me tonight's Word:

Nogaems.

STOP OP OH GOD YOU'RE KILLING ME

XBOX 3SHITTY HAS NO GAMES AND YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE LOL

>>67342042
Brillant

>>67342103

>>67342017

I might be the only person in the world who finds Gervais unfunny. All the pseudo intellectuals love to bash Dane Cook and then eat up Gervais's shit. I won't fall for it though.

>>67342103
i lol'd

Well I'm done for the night. See ya first thing tomorrow morning /v/.

>>67341322
Only time I've laughed at anything related to the Blue Comedy tour except for Ron White

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>>67342104
>implying most of this stuff is by OP

I wish I could tell you that PS3 had games, and the /v/irgins let it be. I wish I could tell you that - but the vidya is no fairy-tale world. Some said that PS3 had games, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - PS3 owner's life consists of no games, and then more no games. Every so often, PS3 would come out with new movies. The blueray kept on coming - sometimes it looked like a PS3 owners enjoyed their console, sometimes not. And that's how it went for PS3 owners - that was their routine. I do believe these years were the worst for /v/irgins, and I also believe that if things continue on that way, this "4chan" will have got the best of them.

>>67342315
Listen to his audio histories.

Shit be hilarious.

Oh god this thread is delicious.

>>67342450

>>67342199
Dude, I own a PS3 and a Wii and I've made 4 of the nogaems jokes in here.

Calm down.

If this gets archived I'm never coming back.

I got thrown out of a Gamestop in New York City, Now when I say I got thrown out, They didn't tell me to get out and we walked to the door together and say goodbye everyone I got to go. 3 nerds threw me out of a New York GameStop for saying ''The PS3 HAS NO GAMES''. I get out in the Parking lot and the Policemans tells me ''Mr.White you are being charged for being Drunk in GameStop,'' I went ''Hey hey hey, I was trying to prove to them the ps3 has no games they were lieing, arrest them.'' The policeman asked me if I had any aliaces I went ''yeah, they call me XxTaterScotchxX''. 10 years Later I'm handcuffed to a bench in new york with blood coming out of my mouth being asked ''Are you Ron ''XxTaterScotch'' White?'' I said Yup ya caught me.

>>67342730

>>67342730
we wont miss you

>>67342730
>If this gets archived I'm never coming back.

Why? Because this is the funniest thing /v/ has ever done, or ever will do, and there will be no reason to ever come back henceforth? Because the funniest thing will have already been done and therefore everything after this will only be less funny?

That's why

>>67342875
agreed

>>67342914

>implying this thread is funny or original.

SAY NO GAMES AGAIN. SAY NO GAMES AGAIN. I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKER. SAY NO GAMES ONE MORE GOD DAMNED TIME.

This thread is absolutely breathtaking.

So I, uh, went out to the store last week to buy one of them Playstation 3s, yeah, yeah, and I was at the cashier checking it out, and, heh, I asked him what kind of games I could buy for it, and, um, he just stared at me, and said this here Playstation 3 has no games. Go figure, huh? Heh, yeah, so how about them Personal Computers?

oh god oh god my sides oh god

>>67343063
..."No games"?

heh hehe heh. hey beavis. PS3 sux, heheh heh.

you tellin me, heh, no friggin games for this piece of shit

heh, i know, let's get a wii

dood, motion control sucks. it's like, i'm jackin off a controller

heh, jackin off

that reminds me, I NEED PS3 GAMES FOR MY CORNHOLIO

uhhhhh, but beavis, we just said there are, like, no games for PS3

errr fuck, damn oh right. shit so fucking high man hehherm

>>67343006
>implying anything on this website is original

wow... I read a lot of them in their voices.

I miss the stand up they played on Comedy Central on friday nights.

The PS3 is a marvelous device, not only can it play movies, it can also play games! We've had a little argument here at the studio about the games it can play however...we haven't found A SINGLE GAME!

>>67337808

hahaha, i love mitch hedburg

daniel tosh is the new dane cook

>>67343153
lol
but it should be
>, I NEED PS3 GAMES FOR MY BUNGHOLE

>>67343153
terrible

You're thinking I like to play games on my PS3; I hear it all the time. "Dave, you probably play PS3 games." "What?" "Well, you talk about playing games so you probably are! You probably secretly want to play PS3 games all day!" And I say, "Listen, Voice In My Head...I do not." "How do you know you wouldn't like it? How do you know you wouldn't love it?" I know I wouldn't like it or love it, because the PS3 has no games

>>67334682
no he just does stupid douche bag shit, like saying the word bro spiking up his hair
heres a picture of a great story teller who is also very funny

>>67342568

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>>67343278
Except tosh doesn't walk around like a moron and increase his voice by 100 decibels

>>67343006
If it were about 360, you'd be laughing your ass off. And this is coming from a person with PS3 and Wii. Calm down, bro.

needs moar andrew dice clay

>>67343380
i can see u mad

>>67343353

Rollins was better at stand up comedy than he ever was with music.

>>67343153
Nostalgia.

dang it bobbeh
just what in the hell do you think you're doin boy

"playin videeoh games"

vidya gaems!?! well let me tell you mister i sell propane and propane accessories and i know you're lying because that's a PS3! it's a bastard console! even a gameboy has more games than it! now go to your got dang room, you're grounded mister

>>67343006
>>67343006
persona 5.jpg

I don't always play games.

But when I do, I prefer PC.

>>67343153
Beavis: Hehhehehe. Hey Butthead, it's Stewart.

Stewart: Hey guys! I just got a new video game system! It's the Playstation 3!

Butthead: Uhhh, okay.

Stewart: Do you want to come over and play it with me?

Butthead: Uhhh, no.

Stewart: Why not?

Butthead: Uhhh, doesn't the PS3 have, like, no games or something?

Beavis: I want to play with Stewart's mom. Hehehehehehe.

Butthead: Uh huh huh. Yeah, I bet she likes having her controller played with.

Beavis: Hehehehe, BOINGINGINGINGING

>>67343644
better

>>67343644
it's beautiful

>>67337808
Mitch Hedberg is amazing and can only write his own material. Any trying to imitate him only falls flat. ;_;

requesting gilbert gotfried

>>67343344
That last part in his voice fucking fits so well.

Welcome to the Daily Show, my name is Jon Stewart. My guest tonight: author of the best-selling auto-biography "I have no games and I Must Play", Playstation 3. But first, we bring you to Senior Trolling Correspondant Hideo Kojima. Hideo?

>>67343961

Should have been the second thing posted really.

>>67340772
got some sauce on that gif brah?

>>67343357

Do a Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor please.

Well we go to the gamestop
to get us some games
they won't let us purchase
and we think that stinks

So we won't be back
on christmas day
'cause we're fat and nerds
we're /v/irgins and we're gay

So pass me controller
give me some monster
if your 360 is a console
me garbage is due

Some think it's decent
some think it's gay
I happen to think that
it's magically okay!

So let's play that game
called "Modern Warfare 2''
it's easy to play
Just throw it out.

So get me a headset
I'll serve you a headshot
Put a clip in a gun
and fire it up in the air!

Heidi hi heidi ho
heidi hy heidi hey
Everone!
'cause we're fat and nerds
we're /v/irgins and we're gay

Well, that wasn't everybody, was it?

Heidi hi heidi ho
heidi hy heidi hey
Everone!
'cause we're fat and nerds
we're /v/irgins and we're gay

I'm gonna keep doing this until everyone sings, and that's gonna get pretty fucking annoying.

Heidi hi heidi ho
heidi hy heidi hey
'cause we're fat and nerds
we're /v/irgins and we're gay

>>67343961
You're a sick bastard for wanting that. ._.

>>67342450
19/10

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THE PS3 ONCE RAPED A GIRL IN 1992, AND IT HAS NO GAMES
THE PS3 ONCE RAPED A GIRL IN 1992, AND IT HAS NO GAMES
THE PS3 ONCE RAPED A GIRL IN 1992, AND IT HAS NO GAMES

Dear /v/,

Would you like something that is BIG, BLACK, AND PLAYS GAMES?

Yes, you would.

Why wouldn't you?

You wouldn't because you think I'm talking about the PS3.

But the PS3 has NO games.

Silly /v/irgins. Also, diamonds.

Do Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey and Billy Connolly

WHERE THE FUCK IS LOUIS CK ONE?

GODDAMIT /v/

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