>HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN LUCKY FOUR-LEAF CLOVERS

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>lucid dreaming

you mean laying down with your eyes closed and using your imagination?

>>66710307
exactly

>>66710231

More like

>He doesn't know how the brain works!

>>66710307
That's not true lucid dreaming, that's sleep paralysis, not cool at all.

Enjoy you're rapingandnotgettingaway with it.

OP is stupid

>>66710372

I had a lucid dream once, but then my dad woke me up for school as soon as it started.

Also reported for not vidya.

>Try lucid dreaming yesterday
>Go into sleep paralysis like guide says
>FUCK SHIT SCARY WHAT DO
>Finally manage to get up, go in front of the computer
>Find a case labelled "SBURB" and the house logo
>Almost wake up, spin around a few times
>It works
>Two best friends and a chick I like on facebook posting about Sburb as well
>Sburb-related shenanigans
>Reach Medium
>Wake up

FUCK I CAN'T WAIT TO DO THIS AGAIN

youre right op, since it's never happened to you it couldn't possibly exist.

>>66709816
its possible but the sleep paralysis shit is just stupid. why would anybody do that to themself?

>>66710476

>saging with a image

Nice, faggot.

Screw you Dr. Venture, you're not even a good scientist.

>>66710522

That's the way science works, man.

You know you have a problem if you dream of browsing the computer.

>>66710520
What guide?

You know you really don't have to do this bullshit method.
If you're lucky, you can fall asleep NORMALLY and not be paralyzed and watch horrible hallucinations rape your sanity while half awake.
You can go into a normal dream and realize that you're dreaming.
Then all you do is think of what you want, and since you're technically in your brain, it happens or materializes.
It's much more fun, I can tell you.

I have lucid dreams regularly with out trying. I don't know why, I don't really control anything in my dreams, however most times I am aware that I am dreaming. How do I control shit, wat do.

>>66710681

There was a .jpg picture with instructions on it (don't have it on this computer). I just did what it said and it fucking worked. Best dream ever.

One time I had a dream where I was back in Iraq. I got arrested by the MPs for some unknown reason and got locked up. I broke out of jail (somehow) and they started shooting at me. I got shot in the leg and I noticed it didn't hurt, which is when I realized I was in a dream.

Then I realized I was dreaming and I started jumping over buildings and shit like I was in the Matrix.

LUCID DREAMING IS FUCKING AWESOME

>>66710520

>Dreaming Sburb

Now I want to try this as well

>>66710850
Well, what do you do to trigger sleep paralysis and what do you do when you're having it?

>>66710859
>realized I was in a dream. Then I realized I was dreaming

A little redundant, my bad.

>>66709816
>HURR IT'S A MYTH THAT YOU CAN CONTROL YOUR THOUGHTS

>>66710520

So what did you prototype your kernelsprite with?

Also, what was your sylladexe's fetch modus?

OP is mad because he's too stupid to realize he's dreaming while dreaming LOL.
pic related; it's my face when lucid dreaming.

/v/ - Dreamland

>>66710681

>>66711102
>what do you do when you're having it?
Fucking nothing, you don't move. You just lay their while being scared shitless as your consciousness and subconsciousness melt together.

>>66710562
What that doesn't work?

Why not?

>>66711366
It works, he's just a faggot

OP is an idiot not knowing what Sleep Paralysis is

Unfortunetly my brain perceives whatever happens in my dreams as real, so if I dream of getting my leg chopped off by a saw, guess what, I feel my leg getting chopped off by a saw. Not many people can "feel" dreams, but to those that can, it can be a true nightmare.

The worst experience was being stabbed in the chest while in the middle of sleep, and being paralyzed while experiencing what my brain thinks the pain of being stabbed and slowly dying feels like. Even after waking up I could still feel where the knife entered, and it felt like the area was terribly bruised for a week, even though it obviously wasn't as nothing real had happened.
I suppose this isn't lucid dreaming but almost the exact opposite as my dreaming gets pulled into real life.

>>66711409

>nope.avi

Then why the fuck did I end up with a vast empire and the ability to summon whatever superweapon I could think up at any time and kill a zombie horde by simply calling down an exterminatus follwed by PEIRCING THE FUCKING HEAVENS?!

>>66711277
this paralysis shit sounds scary.

can you snap out of it easily?

>>66711541
Well imagine that, someone who's a beautiful and unique snowflake that the rules don't apply to.

On the internet.

Imagine fucking that.

YESTERDAY I HAD A HORRIBLE DREAM
YOU KNOW IT WAS NOTHING LIKE LUCID DREAMING BUT IT FELT SO GODDAMNFUCKING REAL I SHOULD MENTION IT
I DREAMT WE WERE AT SOME SORT OF CONFERENCE AND THERE WAS A FATASS IN FRONT OF ME, WEARING BOXING GLOVES
THEN HE GOES APESHIT, PUNCHES A WOMAN NEXT TO HIM AND TAKES HIS GLOVES OFF WITH HIS TEETH
THEN HE TACKLES ME, GRABS ME BY THE NECK AND STARTS SLAMMING MY HEAD AGAINST THE FLOOR
IT FELT FUCKING HORRIBLE BECAUSE ALL AT THE SAME TIME I FELT ACTUAL PAIN IN MY FOREHEAD, I FELT LIKE I WAS STANDING UP ON MY HANDS (MORE BLOOD PRESSURE IN MY HEAD), AND I FELT LIKE I WAS CHOKING
AND IT WAS SO GODDAMNFUCKING REAL
GODDAMN

>>66711277
Used to lucid dream when I was a kid, can't wait to try this shit tonight.

>>66711277
don't look in mirror

>>66711277
Thanks bro.

>>66711665
It varies from person to person. It may take a couple seconds, it may take as long as a minute. Most times you can snap out of it in less than 10 seconds. Just imagine sitting up, works for me.

>>66711277
Whenever I try that, about 15-20 minutes in, it hurts like fuck to breathe. I don't know if its just me, but that "heavy weight on my chest" hurts. Also, if open my then, I'm not in sleep paralysis or anything, I just awake. What am I doing wrong?

One time when I was trying this shit I would count up in my head and then say something after every number.

I got to 50 before I started drifting off and couldn't focus on the counting anymore.

My legs and arms and shit started getting kinda tingly though. Does this mean anything??

>>66711541
jesus christ i'd be afraid to sleep if I were you

...wait these aren't doubles

What the hell is all this 'sleep paralysis' talk? Don't you fags just try to make sure you know when you're dreaming, or is that what you guys keep calling 'hard mode'? Its how I've always done it, and believe me, it fucking RULES.

I dont know if what happens to me is lucid dreaming and i cant really tell if i have full control over the dreams.

But i often have dreams, where i know im dreaming. So i walk around the place, looking for hot girls to fuck (in my dream). And it seems that the more i think about attractive girls in my dreams, they just start appearing out of no where. For instance if im in a house and everything is dark and creepy, and it seems like a nightmare. Sometimes i come to the realization that im dreaming. So instead of being scared, i walk around the house into rooms, trying to imagine that the room i walk into has a light turned on, a bed and a beautiful women lieing on the bed naked. Generally in my dream, it becomes true. Then i proceed to have sex with and i wake up, from a wet dream which i controlled the entire time.

>>66712121
>>66712121
>12121
>12121

BETTER THAN DOUBLES

>>66711277
stop reposting this shitty image

>>66711716
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>>66711793
AND ALSO I THINK I EXPIRIENCED SLEEP PARALYSIS ONCE, I WOKE UP AND I COULD NOT MOVE OR LOOK AROUND
IT WAS FUCKING DARK AND I HEARS A REALLY DISTURBING NOISE, I SIMPLY CANNOT DESCRIBE IT. IT WAS NOT LIKE A STOCK SCREAM OR SOME BULLSHIT, IT WAS TRULY SOMETHING YOU COULD NOT HAVE IMAGINED, LIKE TRYING TO IMAGINE A NEW COLOR OUTTA NOWHERE. IT WAS SORT OF A DROP OF WATER FALLING IN A PUDDLE, BUT ECHOED A LOT AND REALLY FUCKING METALLIC.
AFTER ABOUT 5 MINS OF TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON I SHUT MY EYES CLOSED AND COULDN'T OPEN THEM BACK. AND THEN OH THE HORROR. I STARTED TO HEAR AND FEEL HOW A DRAGONFLY STARTED TO CRAWL ON MY FACE. HAVE YOU EVER HELD A DRAGONFLY? OR LET ONE POSE ON YOUR FINGER? DID YOU NOTICE HOW STRANGE THEIR FEET FEEL? GODDAMIT IT WAS THE WORST NON-PAINFUL THING I CAN IMAGINE.
THEN I THINK I STARTED DREAMING AGAIN, I WAS ABLE TO LOOK AROUND BUT STILL NOT ABLE TO MOVE MY BODY. THE ROOM WAS GETTING BRIGHTER AND BRIGHTER AND I HEARD SOMEBODY STOMPING THEIR FEET AS HE WALKED, SORT OF LIKE A TANK IN L4D
AND IT WAS GETTING CLOSER
I COULD TRY TO MOVE MY HANDS AND LEGS BUT I COULD ONLY JERK THEM LIKE I WAS HAVING A SEIZURE, AS IF THEY WERE CHAINED
WHEN THE STOMPING WAS VERY NEAR THE ROOF STARTED SHAKING AND A LOT OF PEOPLE BUSTED THROUGH THE DOOR AND JUMPED OUT OF MY WINDOW I WANTED TO ASK WHAT WAS GOING ON BUT THEY IGNORED ME AND I COULD NOT TALK
THEN WHEN I THINK THE STOMPING IS RIGHT OUTSIDE MY ROOM IT STOPS AND THEN MY ROOF COLLAPSES AND I WAKE UP FOR REAL REAL
GODDAMIT
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING SCARY

During sleep, the frontal lobe is mostly deactivated.
Because this is the logic center, the mind has a suspension of disbelief about events in the dream and even the very concept that it is having a dream.
In order to have a lucid dream, some of the deactivated parts have to become turned on.
Which is extremely rare.

>>66712664
I dunno but in my dreams i always kind of know it's a dream in the back of my head, but I always forget and continue to treat dream stuff like it's real, but whenever shit gets bad I somehow realize I'm in a dream and say "fuck this shit" and wake myself up.

>>66709816
read that in his voice

>>66712664
So I wake up feeling a chilly air or something. I look at the clock and see that it's 3:00 AM on the dot. I then notice my door, which I always keep shut, was wide open. This itself basically triggered the "terror" feeling, then I started hearing this knocking. It sounded like hard footsteps against our wooden floor, complete with the creaking. I then watched in horror as a dark figure walked down the hall across my doorframe. It walked in a grotesque awkward manner, as if limping. It took a step, then dragged the other foot and it's body to it and repeated. I layed in my bed paralyzed until the sun came up.

I give myself super powers when I lucid dream

It's hard for me though, sometimes I know it's all a dream but I can't really control it since whatever thought that pops up into my head happens in the dream and instead of me controlling it the dream just takes off

ya dig?

>>66713342
>DON'T THINK ABOUT WOOKIE SEX DON'T THINK ABOUT WOOKIE SEX
>DAMMIT

Sometimes I hear stuff in my dream right before I wake up, but the stuff doesn't happen until I'm awake.

My brain just time traveled or something.

I don't think I've had a lucid dream but once I found out I was dreaming

I had a dream about going to work and doing all the mundane shit I do, once I get home I just switch off the light and let myself fall on the bed, suddenly I get the feeling that something isn't right.

I look up and see the light is still on. I walk over to the light switch and switch on and off but nothing happens the light is still on. That's when I knew everything was a dream.

Before waking up I yelled, "BULLSHIT!" in my dream

>>66710520
what's sleep paralysis like?

>>66713268

the vidya

>>66713423
It's actually just like that. I hate it when I'm having a nightmare though because if I get a doubt about me surviving I usually end up getting brutally murdered.

>>66713020
Fascinating but, seems contrary to all the stories posted in this thread. It seems common here.

>Believing in controling your dreams is like believing in lucky 4 leaf clovers or wishing on a star

I've been doing that shit since I was 12, I thought everyone did it.

I will tell you two things.
>FETCH MODUS; BINARY TREE
>ARMALITEKIND

If you're trying to enter lucid dreaming while being awake for sleep paralysis, do NOT fucking open your eyes. You are very likely to see some weird ass shit and the experience will quickly spiral into utter terror while you're completely paralyzed. When you become paralyzed, remind yourself it's just your brain releasing chemicals to keep you from acting out your dreams and that you're almost to the big payoff.

DILD-Ofag here. Does everyone still use DILD or do you actually use WILD? That seems like a bit of a bother. I think of lucid dreaming as a bonus to a good night's sleep. I wouldn't put much effort into FORCING a lucid dream, but I sure do enjoy it when I realize I'm asleep.

Vidya related because one day this will be the primary method of vidya, and fake IRL is the best fucking game ever.

the first time i had a lucid dream. i realized that i was dreaming and woke up.......

>>66714458
Lol I also have theories about this. I think that in the future we will just be put into lucid states that will eventually become multiplayer with rules!

>try to go to sleep
>force my eyes to stay shut since I had to wake up early
>10 minutes later give up and open eyes to get a drink
>MASSIVE SPIDER ON MY CEILING
>DARK SILOUHETTES ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE

I was fucking terrified and whenever I closed my eyes I saw the image of a hooded man reaching out for my face, I couldn't sleep that night and any night after it because when I recall that shit it happens again.

What the fuck.

>>66714763

Diving into the DM's lucid dream! D&D just got a million times better.

>>66714513
I remember in the middle of the night i just started lucid dreaming but after 2 minutes i woke up... i swear it just randomly happens to me

Can you lucid dream while listening to music with this method? I find it keeps me entertained and is easier to lay still while I'm listening to music.

>>66714863
Reminds me of that Dexter's Lab episode... Dee Dee had double D tits and was hot as fuck. Probably 90% would end up in orgies.

>>66714863
No, not actual lucid dreams as vidya, but games that are played INSIDE THE MIND, like how VR is SUPPOSED to be, like wearing a headset in a hampsterball or Natal with force-feedback. You see what I'm getting at? The Matrix, basically. Though hopefully without the long needles. Or Assasins Creed, since that game is basically Lucid Dreaming in Iraq.

>listens to good music
>plays immersive videogames that require a lot of strategy
>lucid dreams

>>66715115
Wait, what episode is that?

I saw them all. Maybe I was too innocent to notice.

SOOO SHOULD I JUST FUCKING TRY IT TONIGHT? I WAS GOING TO PUSSY OUT BECAUSE OF THE HALLUCINATIONS, I KNOW THOSE WOULD FREAK ME OUT BUT IF IT ONLY LASTS FOR LIKE 10 SECONDS I'D BE OKAY WITH IT. ALSO I'LL HAVE MY EYES CLOSED SO I WILL BE HEARING AUDIO AND PHYSICAL, WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE THESE GO AWAY?

>implying lucid dreaming is healthy

I posted this on the last thread but it 404'd

How do I exactly get into the lucid state doing the WILD method? I'm planning on setting my alarm clock 5 hours once I start sleeping. When I wake up, I'll just lie in bed waiting for what exactly, and when whatever I'm waiting for does come, what do I do to get into a dream and become lucid?

For those attempting lucid dreaming tonight via the sleep paralysis method (ps would you faggots work your way to dream induced lucid dreaming so you don't scare yourselves silly? christ):

When you become sleep paralyzed, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND KEEP THEM CLOSED. KEEPING THEM OPEN WILL CAUSE YOU TO STAY AWAKE YOU IDIOT AND PANICKING WILL ONLY CAUSE HORRIBLE HALLUCINATIONS. CALM DOWN AND CLOSE YOUR EYES UNTIL YOU CAN'T HEAR THE HALLUCINATIONS ANYMORE.

>>66709816
Okay, shitbitch, I've done this shit, semi-aware of my dreaming state, and it's fucking badass. I've experienced mild frights during it, too, but none of this crazy demon shit people are talking about, and I've been lucky enough to not be conscious while under sleep paralysis.
...Okay, by "semi-aware," I mean that I'm asleep, but I'm acting as if the dream is just a thought process and actively going back and changing things, wondering about what the outcome might be. I'm not actually AWARE that I'm asleep or that I'm dreaming, but I'm more or less just... thinking normally, with less inhibition or interruption than usual. I dunno if this shit is lucid or not, but I rarely go full-blown lucid nowadays.

Either way, THIS SHIT HAPPENS

>>66710520
Oh motherfuck, dreaming Sburb.
Where's my goddamn alchemiter time to be a useless piece of shit and make some weapons and clothes

>>66715254
It was like a D&D episode with all of Dexter's friends. But Dexter was being a bullshit DM so Dee Dee took over.

>>66715770
Oh yeah...

And the kid pretended Dr. Pepper was "magic elixer"

>>66715376
USE DILD IF YOU'RE SO FUCKING SCARED DUMBFUCK. JUST DREAM NORMALLY UNTIL YOU REALIZE YOU AINT FUCKING AWAKE ANYMORE. PROCEDE TO RAPE ANYTHING THAT MOVES.

>>66715415
>implying it isn't
>implying it's worse than drugs
>implying

>>66715895
Yeah I was actually about to say that shit. I don't know why that was so memorable, maybe because Dr. Pepper was and always has been my favorite soda.

HERE WE GO HALLUCINATIONS THEN HOPEFULLY LUCID DREAMING.

Somebody posted in the last thread about how one guy dreamed he was living the pokemon dream. Everything felt real etc. Can someone put that up?

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>>66709816
Nigger, you've never had a lucid dream before. Now sit down and cry to yourself.

>>66716252
......
I must go to sleep.

And never wake up.

>>66716448
I know how you feel Ive always wanted to do this. The story even mentioned how he ended up dating misty. If i could get this down i would have no problem hitting the sack at 9 o clock

Didn't you get your fill yesterday?

>>66716252
Yeah, I got those, give me a moment.

They were mostly about Misty, yeah?

Fuck that, I ain't gettin' no waking dreams. If I had a scary fucking waking dream I'd be scarred for life. Thankfully I've avoided one my whole life.

>>66716710
Yeah i only got to the 2nd part, thanks for the response

>>66716657
/v/ is obsessed with lucid dreaming, dealwithit.wav

Besides. Lucid dreaming is the master race of vidya consoles. It can perfectly emulate any game and has more exclusives than any console ever.

>>>>66712028

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>>66716252
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There's a discussion in the other thread
>>66714336
about how the "camera" works in dreams. How does it work for you guys?

FUCK YOU /v/
ITS 2 AM AND IM LAYING IN BED.
I'M GOING TO SHUT MY COMPUTER AND TRY THIS SHIT OUT.
wish me luck;_;

>>66709816
Lucid Dreaming actually is scientifically accepted.

I've had sleep paralysis several times, and it never turned into lucid dreaming. It was just me lying down, unable to move, focusing my entire mind on trying to wiggle a one toe or finger.

>>66716896
My dreams are always about my boring normal life.

Always in first person.

I never have 3rd person dreams about other people or other weird shit.
Unless I've been doing something repetitive like playing too much Tetris, then I'll see blocks all night.

>>66716448
You best start praying that this fucker doesn't show up.

>>66716868
Five minutes left on this upload, forgot the guy left some mp3s in here.

>>66716896
1st and 3rd person sometimes. Seems a bit random.

However, I can reset my dreams when I don't like where it's going. Not only that, I kinda managed to do it by making it seem like the loading program in the matrix. Shit's awesome.

>>66716893

It's called self hypnotism.

>>66716868
Didn't check it, but I tihnk the pokemon caps are here >>66713367

I think this sleep paralysis stuff is really exaggerated.

I used the WILD method to have a lucid dream last night, and as I was in the sleep paralysis portion, I really only heard these startling faded shouts, but they were all clearly inside of my head. It wasn't like there was all of this shit floating around me and everything was screaming.

>>66717451

Well is it in anyway related to inducing a lucid dream?

>>66717285
Upload's done dreaming doods.

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While I haven't been successfully able to have WILD, I have had a few DILDs (in before Dildo jokes).

Therefore I believe they're very plausible, I think OP is just getting mad because it hasn't worked for him yet.

I've ruined some of my DILDs though by getting over excited, having absolute power is an incredible experience.

>>66717846

I don't know jack-shit about lucid dreaming, so can't say. Shit just simply starts to tingle when your muscles start to relax.

>foxandgrapes.jpg

>>66717655

It's because people keep opening their eyes, which is NOT what you're supposed to do AT ALL.

Just to reiterate:

DO NOT FUCKING OPEN YOUR EYES WHILE YOU ARE PARALYZED.

You will panic and have the worst night's sleep of your life. Shit is scary.

so what do you guys hear/feel when your eyes are closed

i've had a few, but pretty much only at the end of the dream, because as soon as you realize it, you only get the chance to fly around for a few seconds before you wake up

>>66720204

I tried this last night for about an hour, had some troubles with gulping (my saliva) and manual breathing. About 40 minutes to an hour in, I felt my chest getting really heavy, my muscles were tingling, I started seeing weird faint colors with my eyes closed and heard this static tone noise. I started to breath really heavy and it stopped. I got bored, moved around, and fell asleep without lucid dreaming. lol

Only had one lucid dream ever, was terrible, never going to attempt to recreate it.

I was in some kind of slum in a old timey french city, talkin like 1600's, while a war went on, I was too sick to move (my dreams explanation as to why I coudlnt move) and had a terrible fever and couldnt see well due to the smoke of fires.

Just a feeling of slowly dying to death in a gutter while people stomped on me to get away in fear from all the death and chaos around me.

Felt REALLY bad man.

no not a fake meme testemonial from summer /v/, just something I remembered after seeing these threads.

>>66709816

Read the entire thing in his voice, seemed convincing.

FUCK YEAH

LIVING IN THE ZONE MUST BE AWESOME

>>66721037
That's not a lucid dream.

That just sucks.

bump

>>66721148
No, it's not.
Zombies everywhere, my gun keeps jamming, and the anomalies NEVER have any artifacts left.

Pissing me off SO much.

From what I've read you should sleep for like 4-6 hours before actually attempting this.

Is this true?

>>66721416

>Practice LD
>Have a DJ
>Learn to get into fictionary places
>Learn to save standings
>Play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Err day
>????
>The Zone IRL

>>66721563

Only before attempting WILD
>>66711277

Yeah, you should wake up right in your REM cycle

>see an advance screening of Inception
>get back home
>browse /v/
>thread about lucid dreaming

shiiiiit i am losing my mind

bump for more lucid dreams

>>66721416

>my Gun keeps Jamming

why are you using a Gun ?

I use my Cock blade to behead Zombies

>sleep paralysis
>loud buzzing noise, screeching and mechanical noises
>flashing visions
>intense feeling that the slenderman is at my doorside watching me

Yup, never gonna do it again.

>>66721683
Brotip; imagine (or find if you don't want to cheat, I consider imagining hax in my dreams) a G36 ASAP, way fucking better than the L86 I was carrying around for half of the game. Learn 2 crouch and go prone, and any firearms training you have in real life will help immensely in the Zone. I actually already found my IRL main pistol and promptly passed it over. Again, this is my first playthrough, I'll godmode it the second time around. So right now I have a G36, a Benelli M3, and an SVD just in case I need it. But I'm beginning to think that the SVD is really a PSL.

Anyone seen the sub-concious guy last night ?

THESE PEOPLE TELLING YOU TO NOT OPEN YOUR EYES WHEN PARALYZED

LISTEN to them.

as long as you don't open your eyes and let your brain jump to conclusions, the worst that could happen is that you hear some freaky noises. just forget all thoughts of moving and go to sleep.

>>66722434
How long did this last

>>66722463

FUCK GIMMICKS

LUCID DREAMING IS THE BEST GIMMICK YOU CAN HAVE

you can control your dreams when you're near waking.
taking active control of them typically wakes you.

>>66722599

30 seconds, probably.

so all i have to do is close my eyes and stay awake?

>>66722463
I've played dreamSTALKER too.

BLOODSUCKERS ARE FUCKING TERRIFYING.
NEVER. AGAIN.

>>66722671
were you scared and did you go into lucid? also why sage bro above/below you can't remember

Saw the guy in the suit and the fedora and he said you shouldn't be here and i woke up

third fucking time this month

Two words of advice.
Do NOT EVER open your eyes during sleep paralysis, NO MATTER WHAT.
And two, if you ever hear the words "Blowout soon, fellow Stalker", FUCKING RUN. FUCKING RUN AND DO NOT LOOK BACK. IF YOU LOOK BACK, SHOOT ANYTHING THAT MOVES.

>>66723005

fucking terrified. didn't go into lucid, i just woke up.

>>66723318
what would you be running away from ?

Lucid Dreaming isn't fake, but it's also not easy. And yes I'm sure most claims are full of shit.

Nighty Night /v/

>>66723339
DID IT STOP AFTER 30 SECONDS? HOW DID YOU WAKE UP? sorry caps dnt feel like typing again

Dammit OP I read that in his voice.

>>66723430
Whoever said it/there's a blowout coming, you should be running for cover ANYWAY.

And if you feel pain in lucid dreams, you do NOT want to get caught in a blowout. Trust me. It's like a cross between getting stuck in an oven and having pins and needles REALLY FUCKING BAD, over every part of your body. I woke up screaming my lungs out and holding myself tight. Still, one of the best experiences of my life and dreamSTALKER is still GOTYAY.

>>66723747
did you use wild? did you have hallucinations?
how long did they last? were they scary?

I THINK YOU'RE ANGRY, VENTURE.

>>66723747

you know you can actually avoid this by just taking controll over your dream !

thats real Lucid Dreaming my friend.

I'm lucky I guess. Whenever I witness scary as hell things I am able to wake up through sheer rage and willpower. I usually catapult out of bed with a terrible headache though.

>>66723850
I normally just go with DILD and do it whenever the opportunity presents itself. I have used WILD on occasion and yes, I did have hallucinations, but they were the regular hallucinations you get on the back of your eyelid, but just a bit more intense. I DID open my eyes once to check it out, would not reccomend it. To anyone. Ever. DO YOU READ ME. DO NOT OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES. YOU WILL REGRET IT.

People here report injuries they've had in Lucid Dreams impact them as if it actually happened.

If you could control your lucid dream into having sex, would you be able to feel it?

If so, screw women, lucid dreams is where the sex is at.

>>66722671

You need to prepare bro.

Clean your mind
Tell yourself "

>>66724132
But that would be cheating. I'll do it on my SECOND playthrogh.

>Suddenly I'm in Germany
>Holy shit I'm Hitler!
>Well, I really should do the right thing and kill myself...
>Wait, this is a dream!
>Know the mistakes Hitler made, don't make them
>Dominate the world
>Become King Of The Universe
>Grow wings and have a laser beam grenade launcher
>Rape EVERYONE
>Develop time travel, go back and watch things evolve
>RAPE EVERYTHING AGAIN
>Go back to the future with dinosaurs
>Aliens attack Earth
>Use cannons and shoot the dinosaurs at their space ships
>Win the war against the aliens and steal their technology
>Travel into deep space
>Punch a quasar in the cock with my Hitler Fists Of Führery special attack combo
>Watch time slowly collapse into nothing
>Music starts playing, it goes "Hitler, king of space and time, invincible space master with tastes sublime, double rainbow extraordinaire,

perfect moustache, perfect hair..."
>Wake up
>Bed and blankets are sticky with jizz, have a rock hard boner

>>66724213
I've only had full lucid sex once in a dream, got to cum and everything. Never been able to accomplish it ever again. It was the "Realize you are asleep then SLOWLY, SUBTLY, work the dream into how you want" Takes forever, but I'd say it was worth it.

>Implyng ... Waifu

>>66722635
Keep posting in the thread you saged?
Alright.

how does this work now? just close my eyes while staying awake?

>>66724448
Oh wow, really? If I ever get into a lucid dream, I'm fucking attempting this.

So, any way I can avoid being scared shitless by the sleep paralysis?

I have had a lucid dream and it was completely by accident. I didn't even know what they were when I had it. I told my close friends about it, because i knew it was a special dream, and one of them knew right away that it was a lucid dream. shits real.

>>66724772

there is actually more beginner friendly method for Lucid Dreaming

its just asking yourself every hour if you are dreaming or not... by holding your nose and trying to breath...

if shit doesnt work.. well then you are awake

took me 6 day untill I did it once in the Dream

and holy motherfucking shit... shit just gets real

fucking real ! I mean REAL !

>>66724772
Well, do it the natural way, and realize you are dreaming, then slowly work the dream to your favor. SLOWLY, if you take direct control and focus too much, you wake up feeling pissed off at failure. Like, take the girl you want (I was 12 when I did this, I think it was Samus or Krystal...) and work them into your dream as a character. Then talk to them. Then make a move. Then undress, slowly, and so one. Baby steps, and eventually your mind will feel like it is controlling this, not you yourself, if that makes any sense.

>>66724166
what did you see???
what did you see on the back of eyelids?
what did you hear?

Not at all, I've had a couple lucid dreams before I even knew what they were. When I was dreaming, I just managed to figure it out that I was in control, and started playing by my own rules.

It's pretty great but, I mean, it's still just a dream.

>>66722560
>>66719910
>>66719714
So should I tape my eyes shut?

>>66725254

People greatly emphasize how you can actually feel what happens in a lucid dream.

Try getting a blowjob in one next time.

>>66725108
Well, just general flashy shit, like WMP music visualizers, though with more black than any color. Sounds.... Mostly just ringing in my ear like a loud noise had gone off or I had tinnitus. I saw fucktons of bees when I opened my eyes. Bees EVERYWHERE. GOD DAMNIT THAT SHIT WAS SCARY AS FUCK.

>>66725474
So the moral is don't open yer eyes. It tends to be what the person fears the most. I'm afraid of surgeons, so I do not want to know what I'd open my eyes too.

>>66711541
are you sure you're not in the Matrix?

>>66725474
how long did this go on

As for inducing lucid dreams, it's a bit like flying in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

You have to trick your mind into doing it.

Been talking to someone on MSN about lucid dreams, says she's had a bunch. She claims to have experienced little-to-none of that scary dream paralysis shit.

I'm guessing what you see in sleep paralysis is only what you've been thinking about recently, along with the mandatory sounds and colors.

Let's talk more about fedora-guy...

>>66725661
Oh boy *opens eyes* WATER EVERYWHERE... Oh shit... KRAKEN

>>66725903
THAT WAS A TROLL

>>66725743
Longer than I wanted, that's for sure. I was frozen out of fear for what seemed like an eternity, but was more like ten seconds, then I screamed like I'd never screamed in my life and shot up in my bed about two seconds later.

And I had pissed myself. Not too proud of that.

>>66726000
just from the bees?

Anyone got tips on helping someone remembering their dreams? I haven't remembered a dream for like a year when i tried getting into Lucid Dreaming but my efforts were little half-assed back then...

So, uh...

During sleep paralysis, when would I be able to open my eyes? How would I know when it's subsided?

I probably sound like a huge puss asking all these questions, but this sleep paralysis concept worries me.

>>66709816
>read the lucid dream guide
>one is random
>one takes knowledge of REM cycles and shit, fuck that
>one takes a strong amount of physical control
>be a martial artist
>do a WILD
>feel it working but it somehow slips away at the last second because I get too excited
>fucking normal nap

BUT NOW, LUCID DREAM, YOU ARE MINE!

>>66725661
>>66725474
>>66725445
Ok that's it where did I leave the tape

>>66726067
Meh, to each their own, open spaces scare the HELL out of me, namely water

The fuck?

Sleep paralysis isn't that common. At least not for me. I usually feel heavy and then slip into a dream from there.

Not everyone experiences Sleep Paralysis and even if you do, the "scary" shit is all in your head. As long as you know that, you're fine and will be in the dream in no time.

Sleep paralysis MAINLY comes from the WILD method, if you're using the DILD method you will rarely ever experience sleep paralysis.

I was going to try, but I fell asleep.

>>66726067
Dude.
I fucking HATE bees.
And my room was FULL OF THEM.
TO THE FUCKING BRIM, MAN. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW.
YOU. JUST. DON'T. KNOW.

I tried last night. For a moment I almost thought it worked; i felt a heavy weight on my chest and heard some strange noises. Kept my eyes closed, tried all night, but nothing.. how do I do it right?

>>66726162
it does for me to. you open them when you dont hear any noises
it freaks me the fuck out too

>>66726162
sleep paralysis is really just like sleeping, you wake up when something wakes you up, you force your mind awake, or when your mind wakes up on it's own

>>66726249

>>66726265
You're getting there!

It took me almost a week to get my first WILD (this sounds like what you're doing.)

At first, I'd feel heavy, my body would "tingle". But mainly heaviness, eventually i moved onto my eyes flickering, which kept waking me up, you can try "reverse blinking" if this happens to you.

But you're on the right track, the first one I had, I eventually got past those stages you are talking about and everything was a light blue. It felt like I was rocking in a boat, if this happens to you, imagine your self rocking out of the boat. I did, rocked right out of it into my bed. It was a false awakening, did my reality check (hold nose, breathe) and I was still dreaming. Shit was fucking real and awesome. I then climbed through a mirror in my bathroom and ended up skydiving down to an island Just Cause style.

It was awesome.

Awesome.

>>66726162
It's not nearly as bad when you know what's going on. The first time it scared the piss out of me trying to figure out what was going on, but its happened a few times after that and it's a little weird but not really scary. It usually only lasts like 15 seconds anyways.

Look, Lucid Dreaming is fun but when you fuck bitches in your dreams and it feels real, you nut in your pants.

It's not worth it. All I was doing was having sex and getting gummy underwear IRL as a result.

>>66726524
This. You're mainly scared of the unknown (how's it going to feel, what can I do? etc.). But after the first time, you look forward to the sleep paralysis.

For me, it was an experience I had never felt, I now love the feeling, knowing I'm about to go into a lucid dream helps me look forward to it as well.

>>66726524

So, if you kept telling yourself that sleep paralysis isn't real before you tried it, you would recall saying it when it happens, and not be scared shitless?

>>66709816
Idk bro, it worked for me, I was a ble to control myself in the dream for a while but then it went away

>>66726611
>Implying lucid dream is only for having sex with bitches
>Not exploring foreign worlds and generally being awesome, doing things you can never do in real life.

Just wait until someone harnesses a drug to induce lucid dreams without fail, that shit is going to sell like hotcakes.

How do I get out of sleep paralysis fast?

>>66726768
Dude. Stop being a little bitch, it goes away within 15 seconds, if you even experience it at all.

>>66726768
idiot. you can't be 2 diff. status conditions at once, noob

you now realize that lucid dreaming is worse than dreaming that youre awake, then really waking up

>>66726823
mayne wtf im not the tripfag asking all the questions

>>66726823
Umm... Yeah, open your eyes by accident because you think you feel someone trying to wake you up, THEN say that

>>66726712
I'm saying if you know what SP is then SP is not that scary. I've never fucked around with Lucid Dreaming or any of that just because I thought it was sort of a gimmick, but I've had SP probably 6 times in my life, and the first few I had no idea what was going on so it was horrifying but I've had it like two or three times since finding out about SP and its nothing I really worry about.

>>66726961
>>66726961
>>66726961
>>66726961
omg explain

I had a lucid dream once, I got up, looked at the clock, it said 6:66, then i woke the fuck up

>>66709816
Just got here OP, however I have to tell you lucid dreaming or not( not sure what that is)

However I can control my dreams no sweat, honestly..It's not hard to control your dreams etc instead of just watching it play out.

I've talked to people about this before, and some people say for the life of them they can't control their dreams while other people I've talked to about it will say the same thing I do " It's easy as hell"
Just saying.
It is possible, even if you can't do it yourself, so you don't believe in it at all.

Just sayin though.

>>66726513

Thanks bro, I'll try again tonight!