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Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:52 No.55633862

>Open your door or window
>Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!"
>Post Results

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:53 No.55634007 ohlookitsthisthreadagain.mp4

>>	jjj !LEHsCzHyTU 04/12/10(Mon)19:55 No.55634122 this is unique and original

>>	Jalaman !!UnNXQbLgzZO 04/12/10(Mon)19:55 No.55634156 The rain kept falling and no one responded. Is this for people who don't live in quiet neighborhoods or something?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:55 No.55634209 >open door >yell WHAT METAL GEAR >no one else is home

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:56 No.55634233 My sister look at me with a crazed look in her eye, and said with the the heaviest redneck accent he could muster "METAL GEAR REX" it's an inside joke

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:56 No.55634250 Liquid killed me :'(

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:56 No.55634300 I'm not even joking, I think I just heard some faggot yell metal gear.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:57 No.55634345 >>55634233 >the the >sister >he

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:57 No.55634372 File1271116644.jpg-(41 KB, 270x337, 1267652790450.jpg) >>55634300

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:57 No.55634423 >>55634300 You didn't. That happens. You just want to get a friend so hard that you imagine it. Enjoy loneliness.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:58 No.55634438 >>55634300 Woah really? Small world...

>>	DAMN BIG DONG 04/12/10(Mon)19:58 No.55634442 someone fired a bullet in my general direction

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:58 No.55634462 I had a lot of people yell back at me that the PS3 has no games.

>>	Mr. Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:58 No.55634505 File1271116717.png-(3 KB, 170x212, ExcuseMe.png) My brother yelled out "BROOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEER"

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:59 No.55634551 File1271116744.png-(102 KB, 250x250, 126292433065.png) >>55634462

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:59 No.55634586 File1271116757.jpg-(4 KB, 126x126, 1270081421655s.jpg) >>55634300

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:59 No.55634604 File1271116765.jpg-(10 KB, 283x285, 1270769288258.jpg) >>55634345

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)19:59 No.55634641 Well, it's 1am, some of the drunkfags might be coming home, so if I do that I might get a bottle thrown at me and then I would have to fight, and I'm not in the mood for a fucking fight.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:00 No.55634694 i yelled out the window onto the street and a fucking homeless person yells "FUCK YOU I DONT HAVE A DOG"

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:00 No.55634700 >some dudes yell METAL GEAR and SNAAAAAAAAKE in my dormhouse >browse /v/ >see this thread IM TRYING TO STUDY HERE YOU FAGETS

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:00 No.55634703 Bunch o' SWAT dudes appeared.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:01 No.55634834 >>55634700 Then why are you on /v/?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:02 No.55634899 >>55634834 He's trying to study video games and he's sick of people yelling their movie references at each other.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:02 No.55634937 >>55634834 because i knew i kinda of guess that the source was from here.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:02 No.55634963 My fat neighbor came out and said "I was about to say that."

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:03 No.55635019 >>55634641 Oh, look at tough guy over here.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:03 No.55635027 >I'm going to skip the rest of the greentext story and get right to the part where I am a bear.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:03 No.55635039 >>55634834 haha busted.

>>	Ty the Immortal !!lr/umT8hhpz 04/12/10(Mon)20:04 No.55635170 a dog started barking

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:05 No.55635301 File1271117132.jpg-(20 KB, 200x153, begbie.jpg) >>55635019 D'you want a fuckin fight?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:05 No.55635303 >Open door >Yell: "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >Guy down the hall yealls: "SNAAAAAAKE!" >Brief pause and a door down the hall opens: "BROTHER!" >Go back inside, suddenly hear door slamming open in hallway: "LIQUID!" I live in a dorm btw....

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:05 No.55635305 >yell Metal Gear >get a beer bottle thrown in the face Well...i deserved it.

Rootbeer !Yq5ac7v35U 04/12/10(Mon)20:06 No.55635416
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>Currently in class due to a group project that we're now done with.
>See This Thread
>Go into the hall, approx 500+ people are still here.
>Scream "WHAT, METAL GEAR?"
>4 People step out into the hall
>"SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE"
>laugh some bit.
>10 min Later, some guy walks in.
>"YOU BROWSE /v/ DON'T YOU YA FAGGOT"
>my face >_>

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:06 No.55635422 This thread is amazing.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:06 No.55635436 >>55634300 RESPOND

>>	Slavmeister !7q43O/hLmw 04/12/10(Mon)20:07 No.55635493 >>55635303 Greatest dorm ever.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:07 No.55635522 >>55635416 if he knew you're a tripfag that would have been even worse

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:07 No.55635555 File1271117272.png-(85 KB, 309x295, guywithcrabs4.png) >>55635303 >Go back inside, suddenly hear door slamming open in hallway: "LIQUID!" >suddenly hear door slamming open in hallway >door slamming open

>>	Mr. Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:08 No.55635558 >He lurks /v/ Wow, what a faggot

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:08 No.55635572 >>55635303 >>55635416 Dude, so many people like bad movies in your dorms?

Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:08 No.55635586
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>Open door, Yell WHAT, METAL GEAR?!
>No one replies
>Hear roommate talking to his girlfriend: He's probably high again.
>He yells: You OK bro?
>I: You with Emma?
>He: Yeah, could you keep it down?
>I: I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your hand.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:08 No.55635587 >hear nothing >still no friends >feels bad man

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:08 No.55635595 Oh man I'm lolling so hard.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:08 No.55635603 itt; faggots making up stories

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:08 No.55635616 File1271117309.jpg-(51 KB, 389x388, 1271110956819.jpg) >this thread

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:08 No.55635642 was just about to do this, then I heard some guy across the street yell it gof dammit

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:08 No.55635647 Guy in the block opposite me shouted OH MY GAWD METAL GEAR

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:09 No.55635677 >>55635642 Do it anyway faggot.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:09 No.55635732 File1271117379.jpg-(3 KB, 126x114, 1267231603756.jpg) >>55635555 Have you ever slammed a door so hard that it opens again? I think that's what she means.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:09 No.55635761 >Yell that out the Window >Dog jumps up >Nobody yells anything back >I apologize to my doggie ;__;

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:10 No.55635804 >"WHAT, METAL GEAR?" >From a good distance up the street "SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:10 No.55635823 >>55635555 >>door hits wall it opens towards

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:10 No.55635856 >>55633862 My little sister yelled back "METAL GEAR" then I yelled back "BROTHER! I LIVE ON THROUGH THIS ARM" and she yelled "RAIDEN'S A PANSY" and we discussed metal gears level of awesome. It's to the max~ I like all this bro-sis discussing of metal gear

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:10 No.55635869 >>55635732 >she

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:11 No.55635905 >yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >hear a "what" in the distance eh

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:11 No.55635939 I'm probably the only gamer in a 10 mile radius. Village full of old people and soccer fans. Feels super bad man.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:11 No.55635947 File1271117495.jpg-(9 KB, 350x268, louis spots a hunter.jpg) >open door >yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?" >hear another door open >"SOLIDOOOOO!" >"LIQUIDOOOOO!" >third door opens >"BURRITOOOO!"

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:11 No.55635950 >>55635856 in b4 wincest

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:11 No.55635956 File1271117502.jpg-(49 KB, 474x368, guywithcrabscrab.jpg) >>55635732 >she

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:11 No.55635970 >Yelled out my side door, >3 people across the street inspecting a house to buy do a 180 indy nosebone and stare at me. >Coolface.jpg and slowly drift back inside. >They wont buy that house

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:11 No.55635971 >Go to the hallway and scream METAL GEAR >Hear someone yell "YO SNAKE GO SNEAK THAT SHIT" >Hear another dude yelling "SHUT UP IM TRYING TO STUDY YOU FAGGOTS" Well that was interesting....i guess

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:12 No.55635992 >>55635823 Perhaps the door was slammed extremely hard and the door was ripped off it's hinges, meaning it opened?

>>	VideoVader !!nQjZnqWTnlj 04/12/10(Mon)20:12 No.55636008 >>55635416 "YOU BROWSE /v/ DON'T YOU YA FAGGOT" Um, that means he does too, doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:12 No.55636029 >>55635939 Dat UK, amirite?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:12 No.55636070 >>55635856 was this before or after you sexed her

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:13 No.55636114 >>55636029 More like Holland

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:13 No.55636127 My dad said something about T.V.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:13 No.55636158 Yelled 'SNAKE, SNAKKKEEE, SNAKEEEEEEEEE' out my window. Hear no reply. Pull my face back inside and come back to /v/.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:13 No.55636169 >Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!!" >someone yells back "Shut the fuck up!" lol'd

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:13 No.55636192 >pop head out front door >yell WHAT, METAL GEAR? >rednecks across the street throw a beer bottle at me One of them beat my cat over the head with a bottle last year.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:14 No.55636200 >>55635939 Scotfag here, many gamers, not a single one would probably know what metal gear is. Goddamnit.

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>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:14 No.55636218 >>55635971 meet >>55634700

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:14 No.55636221 I keep thinking everyone in this thread lies and noone ever sees someone else doing any of this.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:14 No.55636223 File1271117654.png-(1.21 MB, 952x727, DirtyHarry.png) >>55635301 Maybe I do.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:14 No.55636225 File1271117657.jpg-(12 KB, 560x400, chair glance.jpg) >Open the door >Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >"no, the car isnt fixed yet" >my face

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:14 No.55636237 >>55636114 Oh, good for you. God tier country.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:14 No.55636249 File1271117668.png-(13 KB, 656x381, 1263191072322.png) >yell it outside >realize that I'm in a rural area and my next door neighbour is half a mile away >keep yelling it outside >I'm still frightened that somebody heard me

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:14 No.55636255 >yell WHAT METAL GEAR >silence >imokaywiththis.jpg

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:14 No.55636302 Cow moos, wind blows.

>>	Rootbeer !Yq5ac7v35U 04/12/10(Mon)20:15 No.55636306 >>55636008 Yeah, wouldn't doubt it. This guy had a neckbeard with a shirt with the WoW "!" sign.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:15 No.55636400 but people here doesnt even speaks english D: they wont understand what im saying...

>>	Dan Hibiki !oDKelIAuKI 04/12/10(Mon)20:16 No.55636422 File1271117765.png-(14 KB, 191x234, daw.png) Reposting from earlier >Live in Apartment Building >open door to my house >Shout "WHAT METAL GEAR?!" >Wait for a few seconds as my voice echoes, and at the end of the hall I hear >SNAAAAKEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:16 No.55636427 >>55635555 see >>55635823 Also >>55635732 >she What is this I don't even

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:16 No.55636434 >open door >WHAT METAL GEAR >silence feelsdepressingman.jpg

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:16 No.55636443 >open window >WHAT, METAL GEAR? >pause >'Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!' >god I love college

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:16 No.55636446 >>55636306 >Video game shirt Have you decided on how to kill him yet?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:16 No.55636461 >Go to balconey of apartment. >Yell. > Someone in the distance, "QUIT BROWSING /v/ FAGGOT!"

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:16 No.55636497 File1271117811.jpg-(10 KB, 257x397, 1268110722206.jpg) >Open window >Scream WHAT! METAL GEAR?! >Hear "I'm in that thread too you faggot, go back to /b/!" >Myface

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:16 No.55636502 File1271117814.jpg-(32 KB, 240x236, Question-Spiderman-i-dunno-lol(...).jpg) >>55636225 How do I fixed gears?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:17 No.55636514 File1271117820.jpg-(727 KB, 2048x3072, 1266628186934.jpg) >open window >shout "WHAT, METAL GEAR" >.....awkward silence >next door neighbours baby starts to cry >my face

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:17 No.55636519 >>55636249 People who heard it are probably more scared than you >hear someone shouting what could be seen as complete nonsense in the middle of a rural area over and over

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:17 No.55636522 File1271117823.png-(7 KB, 365x247, 1269637667681.png) >>55636218 It seems everyone here lives in the same dorm

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:17 No.55636567 >Open window to street >Yell WHAT, METAL GEAR? >Metal Gear Rex appears out of fucking nowhere >I jump on it's back and we fly through the skies and go to Sugar Plum Land while Always by Erasure plays in the background

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:18 No.55636616 I never even finished MGS4. It was too terrible. I might try it again soon, but whenever I do I get so irritated by the crappy radar and humping the floor style wiggling to stealth. Everything is really grey and brown and I hate muslims.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:18 No.55636619 >Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR" >Silence >Walk away >Hear "SNAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEE" >Smile

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:18 No.55636627 >Open door >Shout "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >I am a beer

Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:18 No.55636638
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Its 2:16 AM in a small Norwegian village.
I yelled "WHAT, METAL GEAR!" into the cold windy night.
Nothing was heard but the storm and the wind, and the rustling of trees and a car in the distance.
So lonely.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:18 No.55636641 >Slam door open and yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >"VIDEO GAAAAAMES!!!!" >Uh oh. >"VIDEO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!" >NO DAD NO!!! >"VIDEO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:18 No.55636657 File1271117900.png-(3 KB, 279x237, datass.png) >>55636207

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:18 No.55636708 Man nobody got this around here lol

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:18 No.55636713 >stick head out front door >yell "WHAT METAL GEAR" >woman in next apartment shakes her head and smiles at me I've been tapping that for a few months now anyway

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:18 No.55636720 ITT: Everybody lies about doing it Not a single person has said where they're from to contact the "other person"

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:19 No.55636793 >hear a girly voice yelling on the top floor "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" Oh God /v/, what should I do?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:19 No.55636807 Can someone please explain this to me? I don't play Metal Gear Solid, you see...

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:19 No.55636819 >Get bitten by snake >Cry for help >Some fat faggot yells "Metal Gear" back at me with a stupid smile >No one helps me >Die alone

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:19 No.55636837 File1271117996.jpg-(100 KB, 640x480, 1258261034665.jpg) >>55636627 >I am a beer >beer

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:20 No.55636859 >open door >yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR" >"JACK I'M PREGNANT" >close door

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:20 No.55636885 >Open door >Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR" >Hear a roar in the distance >realize I'm in the forest >There was no door >I never yelled "WHAT, METAL GEAR," I only roared >I'm a bear

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:21 No.55636961 >shout METAL GEAR !? >someone in the dorm says "yeah im playing Gears, wanna join ?" Should i ?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:21 No.55636993 >Yell What, Metal Gear!?! out my doorway. >Nobody hears me. >Forgot i was in a school for the hearing impaired -_-

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:21 No.55636997 >>55636793 Barge in and say: "I'm a GUY, and I heard you say something about VIDEO GAMES. I just wanted to let you know that even though I'm a GUY, I play GAMES! REAL GAMES like Halo 3 and Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2! Don't hit on me, silly girl."

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:21 No.55637003 >>55636807 In every Metal gear game Snake tries to identify the type of Metal gear he's going to fight. So he yells WHAT METAL GEAR?!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:21 No.55637009 >>55636522 I fucking knew /v/ consisted of only several people.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:22 No.55637084 >>55636997 And then leave abruptly.

Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:23 No.55637180

>Put on my hooded cloak and bandana
>Open the door and slowly walk to into the middle of the road
>People stood outside of house opposite me stop talking and watch me curiously
>I slowly pull my hood down while staring at them
>I get on my hands and knees and scream to the heavens WHAT, METAL GEAR!?!
>Suddenly one of the people watching me shouts LIQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUID
>The other replies SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>I call them faggots and go back in

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:23 No.55637214 >>55636993 GIMME THE CHOCOLATE HISAO

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:23 No.55637228 >yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >hear my neighbors laughing and one talking out loud that I got even more insane I hate myself... ;_;

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:23 No.55637261 >yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >car starts up in the distance

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:23 No.55637263 >>55637084 And proceed to call her every day from then on to inform her that you just made a killstreak even though you're a GUY GAMER.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:24 No.55637303 >>yell out window >>all my neighbors are over 50 >>no response of any kind >>sadface

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:24 No.55637351 > yell WHAT, METAL GEAR out the window > few minutes later friend texts me > SNAKE?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:25 No.55637427 File1271118331.jpg-(64 KB, 603x568, scumbag.jpg) >Open window >Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >Hear mother yell back "Get a job!" >my face

>>	WheatThin !EiPaGPGKrM 04/12/10(Mon)20:25 No.55637430 >>55636616 Act 1 (Middle East) is one of five acts, all containing new locations.

Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:25 No.55637444
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>Yell WHAT, METAL GEAR!?
>Theres no response
>I glance around the sides of my house for a few seconds
>See an young Asian woman to left
>She starts to say something but stutters
>Look back in my house and look back to see a green hork kunj monkey elephant
>smirk
>Asian woomen yells "N-N-NII-SAMA SEMPAI!"
>I open my arms and she runs to me at ninja speeds
>She does fackblip buy froward stile and land on handes
>flip up into bed and soo soo
>turn around after many soo soo sempai sama chan go bai buu
>thers a deformed brown rabbtit on newly appurred bed axross from me
>It asks if it kowaii uguu
>Turn to green hork kunj monkey elephant
>it raping little asian man
>mu face

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:25 No.55637467 >open front door >yell WHAT METAL GEAR >wife smacks me across the back of the head for being stupid >daughter laughs at me >jogger coming down the street gives me a weird look

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:26 No.55637514 >>55636961 yeah. just remember to be a bro and bring some chips or something.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:26 No.55637545 >>55637003 hahaha lol

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:26 No.55637575 >open the window and yell SNAAAAAAAAAKE >dogs start barking >suddenly all nearest apartment's lights are on shit.....

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:27 No.55637630 File1271118442.jpg-(62 KB, 858x539, computer made of lemons.jpg) >>55637444

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:27 No.55637639 I find it hard to believe that more than 5% of these stories are true. I really doubt 4 /v/irgins live on the same floor in a dorm

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:27 No.55637641 File1271118447.png-(68 KB, 220x210, Fox McCloud 6.png) You know this would be better if you faggots made videos of this.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:27 No.55637646 File1271118448.jpg-(34 KB, 635x485, king12.jpg) >>55637444

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:27 No.55637647 File1271118448.png-(2 KB, 111x107, 1267660012319.png) >>55637444

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:28 No.55637701 File1271118483.jpg-(18 KB, 356x275, 1263443839677.jpg) >>55637444

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:28 No.55637717 >Yell 'WAT METAL GEAR?' >'Shut the fuck up' is yelled back by a girl in the hall.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:28 No.55637725 >>55637514 And don't forget to mention that we GUY GAMERS have to stick together.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:28 No.55637738 File1271118514.jpg-(136 KB, 550x413, Sloth.jpg) >>55637444 what the fuck man

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:28 No.55637751 File1271118524.png-(433 KB, 559x511, 1271045768798.png) > WHAT, METAL GEAR > girlfriend comes up behind me > "What are you talking about?" > my face

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:28 No.55637766 >briefly consider shouting out of door >don't want to disturb dad >consider yelling out of window >black people next door scare me maybe next time, /v/

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:29 No.55637807 >Open window from 4th floor >Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >One lone black man on the street yells "SHUT UP" >I fucking hate this campus

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:29 No.55637816 File1271118558.jpg-(43 KB, 286x372, KO.jpg) >>55637444

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:29 No.55637818 >>55636713 >>55636713 >>55636713 Details? Age? How you came to meet. Etc. Don't leave me hanging.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:30 No.55637928 >>55637630 >>55637646 >>55637647 >>55637701 >>55637738 >>55637816 Samefaggotry everywhere. Your lolsorandumxd shit wasn't funny, sorry bro.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:30 No.55637951 File1271118635.jpg-(52 KB, 478x415, bobbykotick.jpg) >>55637444 You should work for us

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:31 No.55637999 File1271118660.jpg-(15 KB, 427x353, thatguy.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:31 No.55638035 >open window >yell "what metal gear" >silence Fucking lame-ass dorm

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:31 No.55638045 File1271118686.jpg-(41 KB, 289x375, HI.jpg) >>55637444 Just according to kiekaku.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:31 No.55638054 >>55637818 She's in her mid-30s, I'm 23. We met because I moved into the next apartment over. She has a nice ass. She sucks dick like a champ. She doesn't expect a relationship to come from this.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:31 No.55638060 >read this thread >think it's fucking dumb and I shall be no part of it >phone rings >it's my little brother who lives in another city >"WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" he screams at me >yell back "BROOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEER" goddamn it /v/ you gargantuan faggots

Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:32 No.55638171
File1271118763.jpg-(25 KB, 246x246, BUILDING KICK.jpg)

>stand up from computer desk
>kick open door
>assume stance
>shout at the top of my lungs
>"WHAT, METAL GEAR?!"
>guy next door immediately kicks his door open
>he looks me dead in the eye
>"BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
>other next door neighbor kicks his door open
>he glares at us both with his neck muscles flexing
>"SNAKE, TRY TO REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC"
>janitor down the hall cries out
>"CAN LOVE BLOOM ON THE BATTLEFIELD?"

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:33 No.55638256 >see this thread >hear "WHAT METAL GEEEEEEEEEaaarrr?" >playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R >My face gets buried in the hot soup that I was drinking YOU MOTHERFUCKER WITH A FAKE ACCENT YOU BURNT MY FACE

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:33 No.55638272 >Yell "WHAT? METAL GEAR?" out door >Only hear laugh track on TV in the living room >Feels bad, man

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:34 No.55638307 File1271118840.jpg-(21 KB, 504x305, old snake salute.jpg) >this thread

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:34 No.55638312 >>55637427 Is that fucker wearing a Homeworld Cataclysm shirt?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:34 No.55638319 File1271118847.png-(9 KB, 344x341, reactionimage2.png) >>55638171

>>	M.Night.Music! !!oKrwEu/6L01 04/12/10(Mon)20:35 No.55638402 File1271118900.jpg-(26 KB, 640x480, crazy kid.jpg) >Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?" hear "SNAAAAKKKEEE" like a mile away from the next apartment complex over

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:35 No.55638456 >>WHAT, METAL GEAR?! >>guy walking his dog stops "WHAT?" >>I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU >>slam window

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:36 No.55638524 >Live in a neighborhood full of old people and mothers with new babies >Too afraid to yell anything >Wonder if I had yelled something out maybe i'd meet a nice guy from /v/ and we could play video games together ;_; THE WHAT IFS ARE KILLING ME.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:36 No.55638574 >>55638524 Just yell it, bro.

AnonymousNow AKA the Raging Moon, Wailord, Colias Palaeno 04/12/10(Mon)20:36 No.55638581
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>>Shrug
>>Open window
>>Yell "WHAT? METAL GEAR?!"
>>Hear neighbour snort in his sleep
>>Dog barks nearby
>>Somewhere in the distance, I hear "BRRRROTHEEEEEERRRRRR!!"

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:36 No.55638598 >>55637639 >Implying everyone in the dorm is a /v/irgin and doesn't automatically reply to any METAL GEAR quote with SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:37 No.55638616 >yell METAL GEAR!!! >Scare the shit out of girlfriend >She slaps my arm a few times Ow. Thanks a lot /v/

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:37 No.55638631 File1271119037.jpg-(34 KB, 635x467, hoss.jpg) >open up the door to my dorm >yell out "WHAT? METAL GEAR?!" >silence >eventually the guy across the guy opens his door >he points a finger at me >"Get off 4chan" >he closes his door

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:37 No.55638655 File1271119054.png-(164 KB, 480x640, 1268177643648.png) >text friend "WHAT METAL GEAR?!" > "What? lol ray or rex?" > my face

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:37 No.55638659 >Open my door >Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >neighbor shields his children while glaring at me, they then walk inside

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:37 No.55638670 >>55638574 I'd make all the new born babies cry and all the old people fall off their walkers, then I'd have to go over to their house and help them stand up like that one time.. NO, NEVER AGAIN.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:37 No.55638692 >barge into someone's room and yell SNAKE ?! >guy was fapping and literary flipped out of his chair >lol hard and go back to my room if i only had my camera......

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:37 No.55638703 File1271119077.jpg-(19 KB, 196x308, 1270591777363.jpg) >>55638581

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:37 No.55638705 >>55638256 I lol'ed hard

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:38 No.55638740 File1271119104.jpg-(47 KB, 256x351, 1268971172250.jpg) >open door > yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >mom yells at me for being a dumbfuck

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:38 No.55638757 File1271119116.jpg-(16 KB, 478x360, duke nukem pulling a beavers e(...).jpg) >>55638524 >meet a nice guy >guy

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:39 No.55638805 >shout WHAT METAL GEAR >nothing happens.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:39 No.55638850 File1271119170.jpg-(16 KB, 321x306, 1269967489200.jpg) >>55634233 >sister >he

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:39 No.55638861 >>55636819 This is the best post I've ever seen on /v/

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:39 No.55638869 >>55638524 fuck the old people fuck the new mothers fuck the world JUST DO EET SNAKE WOULD BE PROUD OF YOUR BALLS

>>	M.Night.Music! !!oKrwEu/6L01 04/12/10(Mon)20:39 No.55638872 File1271119183.jpg-(32 KB, 500x600, 1271108910579.jpg) >everyone do this or die

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:39 No.55638886 Co-workers facepalmed.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:39 No.55638896 File1271119195.jpg-(69 KB, 426x756, 1259286711226.jpg) >>55638631 >the guy across the guy

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:40 No.55638932 >>55638872 2:40 am. No neighbors. No reason to.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:40 No.55638953 so what is the proper response? I've only played MGS 1.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:40 No.55638972 >>55638869 I DON'T EVEN HAVE BALLS. ;_;

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:40 No.55638976 File1271119248.jpg-(11 KB, 315x280, 1270922144209.jpg) >>55637444

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:41 No.55639040 Nothing happened, it's a quiet neighborhood.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:41 No.55639056 ITT: sweet bro & hella jeff

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:41 No.55639072 >>55638972 hi I'm the nice gamer guy you mentioned earlier. We should get in touch.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:42 No.55639108 >Little brother skating in garage >Go in and yell SNNNNAAAKE >What the fuck?! >I proceed to lol

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:42 No.55639118 >>55639072 We should. I'd like that.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:42 No.55639140 >>55638932 Final destination. But you got nothing to lose brah, just do it.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:42 No.55639189 >>55639140 Well, my mother has to get up in 3 hours, I don't want to wake her.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:42 No.55639192 >>55639140 no items.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:43 No.55639197 File1271119386.jpg-(63 KB, 300x444, I'm simmering with RAGE.jpg) >>55638312 JESUS FUCK HE IS!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:43 No.55639225 >>55636961 >gears of war

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:43 No.55639251 >>55638692 I lol'd. Anyways, >open back door that opens to allyway with two bars on either side of my house >yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?" >drunken moans

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:44 No.55639298 >>"METAL GEAR!!!" >>"IT'S JUST A BOX!" Living in nerd central of my city owns.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:44 No.55639339 > Text friend "WHAT METAL GEAR!?" > "Are you fucking drunk?" > Laugh. Haven't had a good laugh in a while /v/, thank you.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:44 No.55639346 >Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" out of the window with pro echo from the opposite complex. >No replies >I sad

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:44 No.55639361 File1271119489.jpg-(46 KB, 289x400, hatas.jpg) yell "WHAT?, METAL GEAR???" out window. dog starts howling. owner wakes up and is now knocking on my door swearing. its 1:43am

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:44 No.55639381 File1271119499.jpg-(74 KB, 694x530, 23icsb8.jpg) >run to dark allyway to scream WHAT! METAL GEAR?! >scream WHAT! METAL GEAR!? >Silence. Wind whistles through allyway. >go back inside. >Eat pasta.

AnonymousNow AKA the Raging Moon, Wailord, Colias Palaeno 04/12/10(Mon)20:45 No.55639456

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>>55636514
You're my neighbor.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:47 No.55639603 >>55634233 >he wat

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:47 No.55639631 >>55639537 WAIT. I saw that post... YOU DO CARE!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:48 No.55639709 >>55639518 mass? don't worry you got a bro in lynn. also there's no way I'm screaming this out my window.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:48 No.55639753 File1271119738.jpg-(46 KB, 400x364, 1268261792168.jpg) >>55635416 >>_>

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:49 No.55639803 >Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >Old bitch next door tells me to shut up as it's 1:45am

Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:50 No.55639871

>Spending time with boyfriend
>Suddenly go silent
>Put on dead serious look as I look down at phone
>He asks what's wrong
>I say nothing and sit there
>He goes to say, "You sure...?" but gets interrupted with a text
>He checks phone
>It's from me saying "WHAT? METAL GEAR?"
>trollface.jpg

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:50 No.55639895 I can't do this right now, but I'll do it tomorrow, then make a thread like this again with my story.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:50 No.55639929 File1271119843.jpg-(135 KB, 807x861, 1267541190618.jpg) > Walk outside house > Yell " WHAT, METAL GEAR " >Dogs in neighborhood start barking, wait a minute >......nothing fuck this neighborhood

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:50 No.55639933 >Hear somebody outside yell METAL GEAR >chick next to me has sounds from MGS VR Missions on her cellphone >I was playing MGS2 earlier what the fuck man

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:51 No.55639956 >>55639631 Hrm... I have no idea where to go from here.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:51 No.55639971 Thanks for your request. It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made. This thread has been requested 3 times now.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:51 No.55640023 File1271119907.gif-(380 KB, 200x125, 1209592336676.gif) >Open the window >Jesus fuck it's cold and snowing why the fuck did I do this >Close the window >Eat delicious ravioli

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:52 No.55640106 >>55640023 >snowing in April Where the hell do you live?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:52 No.55640124 >>55639956 Me neither. If you live in Vancouver we could hang out sometime. (: But I doubt that so I'm gona go take a shower. Was nice talking with you.

Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:53 No.55640179
File1271120006.png-(106 KB, 251x362, 1271014767425.png)

>Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" out my window.
>My Mexican neighbors I hate (not because of race they are noisy motherfuckers) start to curse at me in Spanish
>I know Spanish
>Yell "QUÉ, METAL GEAR?!"
>Hermano! yelled back
>My face

I sudendly have a new found respect for them

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:53 No.55640189 >see this >don't do it because neighborhood is full of rich assholes and people with shotguns

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:53 No.55640241 >WHAT, METAL GEAR? >silence >cars in the far distance >sounds of drunkards coming back up the street >bumfuck, South West UK at 2 AM No bros here.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:54 No.55640265 >Yell "What, Metal Gear?' >Someone replies "It's a bipedal tank"

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:54 No.55640301 >>55640189 Do it, it will be a story worth telling.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:54 No.55640352 >"WHAT, METAL GEAR!" >Nothing >Remember I live in the middle of fucking no where

>>	AnonymousNow AKA the Raging Moon, Wailord, Colias Palaeno 04/12/10(Mon)20:55 No.55640435 >>55640241 Guess we didn't yell loud enough, mate.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:55 No.55640436 File1271120145.png-(6 KB, 306x245, 1269987911554.png) >Walk outside >Decide to be different >Yell " WHAT, PIKACHU " >Hear BROTHERRRRR which one of you faggot's live in my neighborhood

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:56 No.55640492 >>55640179 >I know spanish >que? >Laughingelfman.jpg

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:56 No.55640518 I don't get the reference. Let me know when they bring this "Metallica Gears" game you speak of to the PC. Master race, etc.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:56 No.55640532 >>55637214 Imma cum in yo burnscars

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:56 No.55640547 >Open my door >Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >Nothing happens or people just glance over for a moment >Make up a more interesting story

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:57 No.55640575 >>55640124 Ah, well, I'll be here for a while longer if you want me. ;-;

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:57 No.55640597 >Open the door >Yell, "WHAT? METAL GEAR!?" >nothing happens for a minute. >go back inside. >doorbell rings. >takes me a minute to answer. >nobody is at the door. >turn around to go back inside. >see note on the door. >it reads "you don't see snake."

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:58 No.55640683 >>55640575 Will you two just exchange e-mail addresses?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:58 No.55640698 >>55640597 Haha, oh wow.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:58 No.55640716 >live in the middle of nowhere >decide to text WHAT, METAL GEAR?! to about 5 different people for shits and giggles >all of them text back >'whoa holy shit you're actually texting us?!' god fucking damn it

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:59 No.55640744 One of my roommates poked his unshaven head out of his door with a cigarette in his mouth and an open bottle of vodka in his hand and said 'GET OUT OF HERE STALKER'. If you're reading this I love you Kirby. Also you owe me 20 bucks.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:59 No.55640748 is jay still here? ocelot aint comin hes got an exam. also LIQUIIIIIIID

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:59 No.55640758 >>55638524 >>55638524 >>55638524 >>55638524 >>55638524 >>55638524 >>55638524 >>55638524 >>55638524 >>55638524 >>55638524 FULL OF MILFS AND DIVORCED WOMANS??????? GO OUT AND TALK TO THEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)20:59 No.55640826 >>55640518 >>implying MGS never came never came out on pc also >>WHAT METAL GEAR >>echo, no response >>;_;

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:00 No.55640922 File1271120451.jpg-(3 KB, 126x96, 1228271472563s.jpg) >open window >shout "METAL GEEEEEEEEEAARRRRR" >no response >remember nobody at my college plays video games at all >my face

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:00 No.55640930 >>55640826 >never came never came

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:01 No.55640952 I don't have the balls to do this. Someone convince me otherwise.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:01 No.55640960 >Don't do anything >Read topic anyways, imagining how funny it'd be

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:01 No.55640983 >WHAT METAL GEAR >Crickets and frogs from the lake in front of my house >Hear a particularly loud and long croak >Pretend to hear SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE >Post on /v/

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:02 No.55641031 >>55640952 Start off with texting it to friends. Once you laugh, or get pissed at the results, you will want to try more.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:02 No.55641068 Waiting for roommate to leave, I'll do it in 5 minutes

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:02 No.55641090 >>55640744 Joseph I'll give you back your money when you start wearing pants in the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:02 No.55641092 Somebody motivate me to do this. I want to deep down, but my crippling shyness is stopping me.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:02 No.55641105 lolmsn says: WHAT, METAL GEAR?! herpaderp says: IT CAN'T BE! lolmsn says: BROTHEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR herpaderp says: LIQUIIIIIIIIIIID lolmsn says: BROTHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR herpaderp says: IT'S JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:02 No.55641119 >>55640960 ;_;

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:03 No.55641137 >>55640952 I was worried for a sec. then I just stuck my head out the window and screamed it. ran away giggling like some sort of elf.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:03 No.55641145 >Text WHAT, METAL GEAR to only friend that would get the reference because I live in fucking nowhere >"Colonel?" FUCK YOU THAT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT CHARACTER

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:03 No.55641210 File1271120625.jpg-(25 KB, 188x220, 1270527590668.jpg) >Text friend "WHAT?! METAL GEAR?!" >"SNAAAAAAAAAKE!" Beautiful.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:03 No.55641220 >Open The Door >Get on the floor >Everybody walk the Dinosaur. >1271120712605.jpg" target="_blank">1271120712.jpg-(7 KB, 252x188, House1..jpg) >Post "WHAT, METAL GEAR!?!" on facebook. > Waiting.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:05 No.55641385 >>55640124 GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:05 No.55641415 >Text "WHAT METAL GEAR?!" to a friend. >"What are you talking about?" > "Haha, sorry. Forget I said anything." > "Fine, be a douche bag." Hmmm...Might have fucked this one up a bit /v/.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:05 No.55641425 >call bff > WHAT METAL GEAR > are you high? > LIQUID?! > ... SNAAAAAAKE giggles.jpg

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:06 No.55641465 >WHAT METAL GEAR!!? >What was that hun? -stepmum >dsackbouy - 2 year old half brother, 17 years difference :/ >Ahhh nothing - me

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:06 No.55641473 >Stick head out window, yell METAL GEAR >Girl next door texts me >"BROOOOTHHHEEERRR" It's awesome knowing a girl who was raised on non-shit games.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:06 No.55641476 >>55641210 Slick?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:06 No.55641502 >>55641370 Ditto.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:07 No.55641581 >>55641370 just did the same. waiting for "SNAKE" or "faggot."

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:07 No.55641582 "Your son is weird." ;_;

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:07 No.55641605 >>55640124 In vancouver or near ?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:07 No.55641661 >>55641473 >metal gear >non shit hahahahahahah

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:08 No.55641758 >>55641661 Try harder.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:08 No.55641759 horrible thread

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:09 No.55641828 >>55641758 >implying I'm trolling hahahahahahahahahahahhah

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:09 No.55641839 File1271120968.png-(4 KB, 210x187, wut.png) >>55641370 Still waiting.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:10 No.55641912 text "WHAT, METAL GEAR?" get back "hu is dis" send "liquid?"

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:10 No.55641968 >Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR? >No reaction whatsoever >Try to make up a more interesting story >Try too hard with the story 80% of this thread is this.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:10 No.55641984 How do I yell it? Like," WHAT?! METAL GEAR?!" or "WHAT METAL GEAR?" like I didn't know about it before?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:11 No.55642025 >Home alone, nearest house is a mile away. Gated community, etc. >Call cousin on phone. No answer. >Send girlfriend voice message, "WHAT!? METAL GEAR!?" >No response. Fuck me.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:11 No.55642054 >Post what metal gear on facebook. >Afraid of the results, delete post.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:12 No.55642173 Where do all the bros who keep getting responses live? :( Belgrade here 3:12 AM no answers.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:12 No.55642191 >>55642054 >Post "WHAT, METAL GEAR?" on facebook >Girlfriend does the same >No Response at all yet

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:13 No.55642211 >yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?" >no response HURR DURR THAT WAS FUN

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:13 No.55642212 "Shut up, it's 3 am." Oh crap, it is. Goodnight /v/!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:13 No.55642237 >implying you can even yell that loudly while keeping the initial context It's "what?! metal gear?!", in a really surprised manner, not some faggot yelling "WHAT METAL GEAR!"

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:13 No.55642261 >>55642191 Sup Tom.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:13 No.55642266 File1271121226.jpg-(420 KB, 640x4800, 1270497251205.jpg) >Open window >Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >Niggers sitting on the porch across from my apartment look at me with confused looks on their face, then laugh amongst themselves.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:13 No.55642287 >open door >yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR? >nothing >i hate michigan

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:14 No.55642373 >>55642266 here >>55642287 what part of michigan are you from?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:15 No.55642405 >>55642287 Fuck Michigan, nothing every happens here. Where you at? In Troy, myself.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:15 No.55642451 Less Michigan.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:15 No.55642471 >Yell WHAT?! METAL GEAR?! >no response >Implying anyone in Brazil would get the reference Feels bad man

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:15 No.55642491 AT LEAST ALL OFF YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO TEXT OR YELL >yell: WHAT,METAL GEAR??????????? >no response feelsbadman.jgp

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:16 No.55642507 >Text friend "METAL GEAR?" >Replies "WHO ARE YOU?" >Feels bad man. ;-;

>>	Mr.Edgeworth !!wB7EArI0dZd 04/12/10(Mon)21:16 No.55642520 >>55633862 >1pm >Drive to my cousin's place >Open the door and scream "What, METAL GEAR?" >He looks at me, then tells me I'm a retard >Ask him if he's left his bean bag today >No responce

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:16 No.55642566 >Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >Hear back "FUCKING METAL HOW DOES THAT WORK?" >Reply "HANG ON I'LL GET MY SCIENCE TEXTBOOK" >Hear back "MUTHAFUCKER STOP LYING AND GETTIN ME PISSED"

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:16 No.55642574 File1271121400.jpg-(41 KB, 388x410, realgirl.jpg) >>55642122

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:16 No.55642600 >>55642471 >>55642491 >>55642507 feelsbadmanmind

>>	jjj !LEHsCzHyTU 04/12/10(Mon)21:17 No.55642605 File1271121420.png-(17 KB, 497x501, 1270941905683.png) next time im in a public place and i wonder if someone i see is from /v/, i'm going to yell WHAT, METAL GEAR?! at them and see what happens it will be glorious

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:17 No.55642611 >>55642471 HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:17 No.55642614 File1271121423.jpg-(29 KB, 381x380, babby.jpg) >Open Window >Yell "WHAT METAL GEAR?!" as loud as i can >wait some seconds >some guy across the street opens Window >guy yells "SNAAAAAAAAAAKE ALSO PS3 HAS NO GAMES" >my face

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:18 No.55642732 >Post WHAT, METAL GEAR?!?!? on facebook. >get told to troll harder fag, by one of my close friends. >my face :(

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:19 No.55642823 > go upstairs > WHAT? METAL GEAR?! > mom yells out of sleep > WHO IS THAT? > SNAAAAAAAAKE teeheehee

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:19 No.55642835 >search twitter for "What, metal gear?" >see 2 people posted it >reply to them "SNAAAAKEE" >Waiting for reply

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:19 No.55642849 >>55642373 >>55642405 dearborn. shit sucks.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:19 No.55642872 My neighborhood is filled with families with young kids. No one would get it

Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:19 No.55642899

>open front door, yell "WHAT METAL GEAR?!?"
>a group of black people standing on a corner down the road all look at me, then yell something back; unintelligible.
>close door, lock deadbolt.
>brother asks me what I was yelling about.
>return to my room.

Yet another michigan fag here.
Kalamazoo, reporting in.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:21 No.55643077 >see "michigan" in thread >read some of posts >read michigan posts >leave thread i live on the west coast of michigan, sup michifags

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:21 No.55643079 >>55642287 >>55642373 >>55642405 >>55642899 Man, lot of Michifags around, huh? Sterling Heights here...

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:21 No.55643089 >Throw open bedroom door >Yell "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" >My father, who was playing WoW at the time, gets pissed >Tells me I nearly gave him a heart attack >coolface.png and close the door.

>>	jjj !LEHsCzHyTU 04/12/10(Mon)21:21 No.55643094 File1271121717.png-(848 B, 80x80, Spr_4d_044_m.png) >open my window >yell WHAT, METAL GEAR? >the breeze rustles my hair, fuck ireland

Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:22 No.55643133
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>browse 4chan
>somebody yells "WHAT, METAL GEAR?!" in the hallway
>somebody immediately answers with "SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE"
>"LIQUID?!"
>"I LIVE ON THROUGH THIS ARM.."
>another person joins "SNAKE REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC!"
>open the door
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP GUYS AND STOP BROWSING WEEE"
>retard yells "RULE 1 AND 2 YOU NEWFAG"
>other retards replies with "RULE 1 AND 2 ONLY APPLY TO RAIDS YOU /B/SHIT LOVING DOUBLE NIGGER"
>shit gets quit
>somebody knocks on the door
>open the door
>see 3 big boxes
>hear some giggles coming from them
>my face

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:22 No.55643191 >>55642287 >>55642405 >>55642849 >>55642899 Free Beer and Hot Wings

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:22 No.55643194 >tweeted "WHAT METAL GEAR??" >my tweets end up on my facebook as status updates >my cousin's wife responds >"Gear that is made out of metal. LOL Just joking :)" uh

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:22 No.55643203 >Writes this thread off as failure >Come back, find out otherwise >Read thread >Want to know if there are /v/irgins in my neighborhood >Pussy out :(

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:23 No.55643256 >>55643079 yeah, Michigan sucks, hence why we congregate on here out of sheer boredom/in an attempt at escapism.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:23 No.55643299 >>55643133 >nigger DID NOT HAPPEN.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:24 No.55643338 >WHAT, METAL GEAR?! >Random drunk college student on the path below me says "wat" and keeps walking >Feels bad man

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:24 No.55643399 File1271121894.jpg-(30 KB, 461x315, WHAT METAL TWITTER.jpg) WHAT, METAL TWITTER?!

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:25 No.55643414 >>55643077 what city are you near?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:25 No.55643425 >In a steam chat with my brother >type WHAT METAL GEAR? >thirty seconds later >phone rings >SNAAAAKE click

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:25 No.55643493 File1271121946.jpg-(21 KB, 413x321, whatmetalgeartweet.jpg) >>55643399 HOLY FUCKING SHIT WAS ABOUT TO POST THIS

>>	Indexer !0bdFZYyCZM 04/12/10(Mon)21:25 No.55643519 >>55643399 oh shit that's me

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:26 No.55643531 >tell /v/ to do something stupid >they do it

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:26 No.55643544 >>55643191 >redneck shit

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:27 No.55643629 >>55641370 did the same.... waiting

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:27 No.55643634 >>55643544 NJfag here. lol syndicated radio

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:27 No.55643642 File1271122036.jpg-(25 KB, 478x468, 1265074363106.jpg) >>55642405 >>55642287 we should have a party sometime, for all of us bros in michigan

>>	i̘̲͔͍̗̼͓ͬ̆͆͑c̹̊̓e̞ͩ̈͛ͅc͚͛̔́a̱̜̫͆̏ͮͣͭ̄̉r̯̠̘͉̩̳͔̈ͬ !a4fa8BKGtQ 04/12/10(Mon)21:27 No.55643670 >>55643133 I laughed extremely hard at this post.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:29 No.55643887 >Yell it >Live in the middle of no where, no neighbors, everyone is out the house.

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:29 No.55643920 >>55643634 wait what? free beer and hotwings is from grand rapids, shits small time. west michigan bullshit. you fags actually listen to this?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:29 No.55643950 >>55643642 yeah, something tells me any 4chan related meetup in Michigan wouldn't go too well...

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:30 No.55643973 >>55643094 Whereabouts bro?

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:30 No.55644001 >>55643642 i would love this very much. >>55643133 oh god i cant stop laughing

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:30 No.55644052 File1271122259.png-(149 KB, 480x270, 1261466638237.png) This is the best thread I've seen in a long time. Here's to you, /v/.

>>	jjj !LEHsCzHyTU 04/12/10(Mon)21:31 No.55644151 >>55643973 in college in dublin, originally from waterford. you? shout and i'll see if i can hear you

>>	Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)21:31 No.55644164 >>55643920 Dunno man, I think that shit's funny. Considering I have basically a cb radio quality system in my car, it's a morning show on a classic rock station that doesn't suck so I listen to it