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>The Story book
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>Frozen: The Essential Guide
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>A message from the /co/rganizer 2;
What started as the original /co/rganizer trying to get /co/ to sing Let it Go has snowballed into Frozen General attempting to make a full-fledged album of Frozen song parodies. For this album to become a reality, we’ll need as many people to lend their voices to this ambitious project as we possibly can!

Current songs: http://pastebin.com/AhG7RpCz
Basic guidelines
>email recordings to icewaifu4laifu@hotmail.com
>label your songs
>record with Vocaroo or any tool that will let me download the MP3
>record your voice, not the music

>>57936039
First for free Hanz 2014

Elsanna blessed,

Best Blue.

Some Elsanna to counteract the evil

>>57936064

>>57936087 This would have worked.

>>57936079
A GREAT MAN

>>57936079

The long road to freedom!

>>57936079
Hanz for King!

Way late for this, but

>That new cyborgPunzel chapter

Between that and the new EiS, last night was one of the best in recent /frz/ memory

Really want to watch it a third time but I have no headphone and I don't think the people want to hear my movies. (In a Psychiatric hospital currently so I can't just walk out)

>>57935842

>Their design was repetitive

What does that even mean?

>>57936051
And neither does onion!Elsa, did you even read the comment?

She's overburdained and underloved (no clue about parents in this version) and she still has to hide her powers (the town adores her but not because of her powers) AND onion!Elsa also has that giant prophecy of YOU WILL KILL EVERYONE constantly above her head.

I always figured her mischievousness and playfulness came because she was rebellious (or tried to be) towards all the expectations piled on her so she became more impish as a rebellion against that

>>57936079
ALL HAIL THE GOD KING

>>57936163
I never see the point of that complaint. I mean, they're pertty distinct.

>>57936202
>burdain
It's burden. It wouldn't be so bad if you didn't use the word so much.

these threads are awful, eh

>>57936216
They all look like a Barbie dolls to me honestly.

>>57936259
Shit, that's a jpg.

Could someone post the actual gif, it seems to have been replaced at some point.

>>57936113
"Elsa's having that time of the month"

>>57936077
So she was Loki except she WAS the heir.

>>57936216
The comment is about the trolls

New question, do you think Hanz could possibly make a good new Disney villain? Like what if when he returns to the Southern Isles he trick one of his brothers who's a twin into getting the Ax for the assassination attempt on Elsa's life. New comes back to Elsa and Anna and they are relieved, but then at the next gathering of kingdoms they see Hanz there at the table but after a brief explanation of his family they believe him not to be the murderous Hanz but his brother and we see Hanz take on a completely new personality but WE the audience still now it's the same Hanz as before and that Elsa/Anna are being fooled. The tension between the audience knowing it's Hanz and them no knowing a think would be amazing!!

Why do i always decided to check /co/ for a frozen general before i go to bed and theres ALWAYS a fucking new one each time i cant have fun in.

Curse you guys to hell.

I also love you

Good morning /frz/

I miss anything in the last 8 hours?

>>57936461
Oh no are you the same guy who posts that as Jill in every RE thread?

I heart can't handle you right now

So, Frozen brought in its lowest total in weeks on Monday, dropping below $1 million for the first time since it expanded into a wide-release. The average was less than $250 per theater.

Is Frozen finished, /frz/? Is it going to avoid disappointment by bouncing back from swiftly diminishing returns? I saw in the last thread that Disney's getting so desperate they're running "See Frozen Again" ad campaigns to try to drum up ticket sales.

>>57936468

The glorious return of Cyborgpunzel might've been within the last 8 hours. If not then 9 hours

>>57936427

The first half was good, the second half sucked. That isn't how you write Tension in the 21st century. Thats how you write tension in the '30s, like when you see the protagonist with a ticking time bomb under his table. you KNOW they're going to get out of it simply due to the Tension being obvious. Your idea is better if they make it seem like its hans at first and the explanation comes along and things go as planned until a big reveal, while dropping subtle hints throughout the movie he's Hans. Frozen did this perfectly at dropping constant hints hans was the Villain which were subtle as all fuck.

>>57936507
It's been out for over two months right?
Nothing lasts forever.

>>57936507
Were you expecting something different? Nothing here is surprising.

>>57936507
There comes a point where everybody who's going to see it has seen it. Frozen had a great run, and I'm sure the BD/DVD sales will be great too.

>>57936507

The movie has almost made a billion dollars on sales alone, not including toys and merchandise and we've got DVD releases within a few months too.

I think its safe to say Frozen made a profit

>>57936507
It's in its 8 week, of course it's slowing down. But it's also a kids movie so it will bump up during the weekend.

Also it's still going strong in Europe and opening in new markets.

>>57936569
CGI movies are very expensive though. Disney may not have made their money back. Why else would they be trying to get people to go see it again? I think they're on the ropes.

>>57936530
Didn't take long for the r34 to come out.

>>57936600
Frozen cost some 160 million dollars. or something along those lines.

They're forecasting nearing a billion when the movie finally opens in eastern markets.

>>57936468
CyborgPunzle made its glorious return and Frac released the newest EiS update last night; were you there for that?

>>57936600
You're cute.

Or dumb.

>>57936468
Good morning, /fro/bro.

Last 8 hours? Honestly, don't remember. Basically, today we had EiS chapter 28 and a new chapter of Cyborg Punzy.

Besides that, literally all you missed were some discussions but the best ones honestly happened before noon CET/3 am PST.

>>57936600
Now i'm almost starting to think you're trolling. Its budget was $150 million, and probably $100 million more for the marketing campaign.

They're advertising for people to see it again because it works, Frozen has had a very big amount ofrewatches.

>>57936600
>Why else would they be trying to get people to go see it again?
You might not have noticed, but Disney loves money.

>>57936626
That doesn't factor in things like marketing and voice casting and stuff. The money has to come from somewhere. Also, the overseas stuff has to be looked at through exchange rates.

>>57936507
What the hell did you expect? Frozen to stay in cinemas for a year or something? It's been having ridiculous success for three months straight beating every competitor week after week.

>>57936530

This is going to be finished, right?

>>57936647

We all saw how terrible the marketting campaign was, if they spent $100mil on it I'd want to sue

>>57936658
Whoops; that was for
>>57936617

My apology

>>57936529
I kind of see what you are saying, but then again this would be a film for kids, they may not understand too much subtly so somethings like "this is a wolf in sheep's clothing" scenario might help the movie move along.

Hmmmm think things would be more interesting if maybe someone got offed right off the bat. Who should it be Kristoff, Elsa or Anna. You have two princess so story wise it could go on and Disney has killed off major characters in the past.

>>57936600
Frozen's budget is like 100 million.

Don't worry, they made 900 million $ profit. Disney's gonna be okay

>>57936670
That's like at least a month old dawg.

>>57936670
That's EiS chapter 29 - Elsa sends a sexy picture of herself to Anna to keep her warm in those cold, English nights.

And then Anna sends Elsa the picture of her being hugged and cheek kissed by a qt3.14 British girl

>>57936079
Nothing can stand in his way!

>>57936680
It was terrible but effective. You draw in the kids with cute and silly faces, not great art. Disney knows what they're doing.

>>57936647
>>57936680

Yeah, I really hope (and don't doubt) that Gisnep didn't spend relatively much on marketing.

>>57936693
>>57936723

;_;

Hobbit 2 gross currently:808million
Frozen 712 million.

Will Frozen outgross the Hobbit once it gets released in Asia?
(It already outgrossed Hobbit 2 in USA)

>>57936740
The conquering bulge

>>57936686

Last time i checked Frozen was a kids movie and it had subtly up the ass. Hell, the whole fucking Agenda of the Movie is Gay relationships for fucks sake. And this scene with hans when Anna says Sandwiches. Look at this face, thats the face of a man whos thinking 'holy shit, could this GET any easier'. Or the one where he directs the Crossbow at the chandelier, you see him look up for a moment just before he goes to move the crossbow and the way he moves it is clearly aiming.

No offense buddy, but you have no idea how to write a story. As interesting as it would be to kill off a character, what need is there? What does it serve for the plot?

>Head popular to big L.A. theatre
>Hunger Games still playing
>two showings
>Frozen has six

This honestly surprised me. Not only did it have so many more times than aforementioned popular movie that opened only a week before it, Frozen had more showings than almost any other movie.

>>57936774

If the question is, "Will Frozen make another 100 million out of the remaining countries?" I think you already know the answer

>>57936778
Frozen is probably the most subtle children's movie ever. I can't think of any other that does subtlety and foreshadowing and all the tiny details and everything as much as Frozen

>>57936680
>implying it wasn't intentional

Disney played up the "Shitty Kids Film Vibe" to A) force parents to take the kids to see it, and then B) shock them by how good it ended up being.

At that point, word of mouth of blown away moviegoers starts spreading like wildfire, and Disney rolls out a new ad campaign playing up the good parts to further affirm this change in opinion.

Had they STARTED with making it look good, it wouldn't have nearly as much of a viral effect.

>>57936774

I would armchair this with you, but I can't be bothered Box Office Mojo is down.

>>57936822
Well, it is

>>57936823
Most children's films have a few adult jokes thrown in to make the whole thing bearable for the parents.

Frozen feels like they did this the wrong way round. They started with an honest-to-God movie and then set about making it appeal to kids.

>>57936064

Frozen is an amazing name

>>57936813
>Head to popular, big L.A. theatre*

What an embarrassing typo.

>>57936822
He got you.

Am I the only one here that saves (most, sometimes I don't remember to) threads as pdf files?

I do it so I can look at them later and reminisce.

>>57936850
>wrong way round
Certainly not the wrong way

>>57936843
There are like 0 gay relationships in the movie.

>>57936064
>>57936863

Yeah, I've become inured to Adjective: The Movie. The scheme works for me now.

>>57936774
The Hobbit still hasn't been released in China or Japan yet either though.

>>57936850
I think Frozen is the one film where parents are dragging kids to go see it.

Pretty sure parents and young professionals, such as ourselves, are the only ones mad enough to see it five times in cinemas

>>57936895
What are you talking about? There's very clearly Anna/Elsa.

It's like you didn't even watch the movie.

>>57936935
Wait - you meant Kristoff/Hans?

Right??

>>57936935
And don't forget Kristoff/Hans.

>>57936917
>young professionals
Pfft. Pffffffft.

I'm a 'writer' and I would not describe myself as a professional. You're drinking bleach if you think 90% of us are some kind of respectable.

>>57936935
It's ok Anon you're confusing the thread for the movie. It's time to sit back and get a full night's sleep.

I'm surprised Anna and Elsa have no apparent cousins, aunts, grandparents..

>>57936917

>five times
Anon step it up, and stop having a job.

>>57936837
Tomorrow it will open in Korea, we'll see how the Asians like it.

>>57936854
"Frozen" like "Tangled" as a name doesn't bother me all that much. It's kinda crap because it's meant to in a way, misrepresent the movie. On the other hand, it's such a small thing because ultimately if it gets butts in the seats with no more alteration to the film than it's name, then great.

What's in a name anyway?

>>57936917
>young professionals
There's probably like 3 young professionals in these threads and one of them is Grey.
The rest of us, eh.

>>57936981
I'm a young professional and I've seen it six times in the cinema so far. I don't think I've ever watched a movie on DVD six times before.

>>57936978

"Tangled" is an odd name - I prefer "Rapunzel" - but "Frozen" fits this film well. I can't imagine another name, even The Snow Queen isn't better

>>57936981
At most, we're amateurs.

>>57936956
I'm a young professional.
But certainly not at the writing I've done for you fine frosty fellows.

>>57936904
One thing though, Hobbit 2 isn't as universally praised as Frozen is.
It only sold because it's Hobbit, the hype's gone meanwhile Frozen has all the momentum

>>57936981

Well I'm writing a book or two.. Does that make me professional enough?

>>57937018

The Hobbit.. Well, it's just The Hobbit. You can read the books or watch LOR movies and nothing major will change.

Frozen is new.

>>57937007
I think Tangled fit because it alluded to the plot and how Rapunzel was entangled in a crazy kidnapping and the lives of a lot of people as she went along.

>>57937034

>Well I'm writing a book or two.. Does that make me professional enough?
As somebody who is also writing a book or two, I'd say no.

And actually, part of Hobbit: Smug's problem is that most of the new movie deviates from the book.

>>57936823
Can you explain more of these "subtle" details you're speaking of because maybe i need to see it again it all seems pretty on the nose.

>>57936981
How do we know Grey is young professional?

Pretty sure all we know about him is that he or she has a sister

>>57937007
Yeah, she's not really a queen in attitude or action but more by a role thrust on her, she still feels like a princess in the end.

Why didn't they just pollute the air so that Arendelle would thaw itself out via greenhouse effect?

>>57937100
Grey is obviously a professional.
They may not be so young, but I doubt that.

>>57937018
That's because Hobbit 2 is bad. Well, it's mediocre but for H2 mediocre IS bad.

>>57937083

Maybe you should see it again first, anon, and then come back for answers if you're still left wondering (and even if you aren't).

>>57937100

His artistic talent is suggestive.

>>57937109

Go to bed Frodo, you're drunk.

>>57937034
Hobbit 2 ispretty bad.

The dragon became a wyvernlike dragon to save costs, terrible cgi at times, not needed action scenes that took way too long, forced love triangle.
Armed dwarves get caught by spiders yet when Bilbo releases them they can suddenly take on the spiders with hand to hand combat.
It's 90% filler, it's crap.
The actor playing Bilbo is GREAT but even he can't the movie for me.

You can read the book in the same time as the 2 movies together.

Also that horrible barrel scene, there's a reason I'm currently in a mental ward.

>>57937108
>but more by a role thrust on her

I'd thrust my role on her.
If you know what I mean.

>>57937116
>obviously a professional

has grey mentioned doing any kind of art work other then for us?

Skill is not a good enough barometer of one's placement in the workforce.

>>57937108
I hope we see more of this in any future works. Elsa ruling, making decisions, fretting internally over the best course of action. A backdrop of war would be a great catalyst for this.

Plus we might get to see Elsa fighting again. I don't want her to become some superhero but I enjoyed seeing how she reacted in Frozen with her back up against the wall.

>>57937109
Because, by that point in history, it was still a theory with only 3 scientist's finding to it's name.

It was only in 1896 and again in 1917 that is suddenly became largely believed and confirmed.

POSTING FROM UNI. (I have an hour break, relax)

Is /frz/ sings LiAOD a go?

the strawberry goddess wills it

>>57937128
>>57937116
I agree, there's no way Grey isn't in the industry, somehow.

I like to imagine him/her as a young genius, rising above his peers in his art from an early age

>>57937139
I think you might need to chill.

>>57937145
You do not have this kind of skill without dedicating most of your time and life to it. Grey may not have some high-standing secure position in the industry, but I am pretty sure they earn their living with art and that, together with their skill, qualifies them as a professional.
I mean, I may be mistaken but I am 95% sure Grey is a professional.

I remember hearing Wicked fans say they'd love an animated version of the movie. They wanted to see it revive musical animations.. Well that's not gonna happen but Frozen is close enough. right?

>>57937128

Plenty of amateurs draw like Grey. You see great art on everywhere from Pixiv to Tumblr and Deviantart but that doesn't make them pros, it just makes them good artists.. Has anyone even seen Grey's art outside of Frozen?

>>57937173
Jesus christ can you guys kiss ass harder? There is a way. Not all artists are in art careers.

Plus being a young professional doesn't just mean art.

>>57937198
CARLOS!

>>57937217

Is "young professional" even a term?

>>57937217

>Plus being a young professional doesn't just mean art.
Tell me about it. I like to think o myself as a young professional love expert.

>>57936087
halp

>>57937241
Young Urban Professional. Aka a yuppie.

>>57937254

Okay, creative use of the sled there.

Whoever is fucking making all these posters/cover pictures, you are fucking awesome.

>>57937254

What's the F in Rapunzel's name?

>>57937254
Whoops, forgot the text color.

>>57937108
This is one of my gripes with the film. There's pretty much no discussion about how Elsa abandons her responsibility as the new queen. It's not so clear whether she plans to rule Arendelle from the North Mountain or if she just outright wants to hide up there and expects no communication with the kingdom.

Even when she comes back, she doesn't address her people or apologise or anything like that, she just makes an ice rink and apparently that's enough to end a film on.

>>57937319
Fitzherbert. :D I'm tempted to make Anna B. Arendelle

>>57936527
>The glorious return of Cyborgpunzel
What? I missed this?

I haven't checked /frz/ for a day or two after that Rapunzel anon thread. And I missed what? ;_;

>>57937281
life of bjorgman is the most hilarious oc to come out of the generals in a good weeks.

>>57937335
You could make the argument that she did the right thing by leaving since she technically was a danger to Arendelle... but the movie doesn't give enough time for anyone but the main characters to react to the reveal.

Sup troopers. What's new?

Also Ice Glory is love and Anna stays jelly as always.

>>57937378
#shotsfired

>>57937254
What is this? I snorted so loud.

>>57937335
>It's not so clear whether she plans to rule Arendelle from the North Mountain or if she just outright wants to hide up there and expects no communication with the kingdom.

Considering the way she flung her crown away and disintegrated her dress, I'd say the latter. It was a rash decision but she was overcome first by fear, then by the excitement of taking her powers for a proper test drive. If the movie had spanned more than a couple of days we might have seen her agonising over how she's abandoned her country, but in the short term she was enjoying her break.

The ending was quite brief but I can believe that the people were just glad to have their queen back. The excitement on coronation day suggested that Arendelle loves its royal family.

>>57936935

Anna/Elsa? Nigga we probably watched different movies.

All I got was Olaf/Sven and the one between the Operators. They didn't even attempt to hide those

Are there any drawfags ITT? I'd love to see a pic of Elsa encased in a cryogenic container, with Mr. Freeze standing outside of it and looking longingly at her. Sort of like pic related, but with Elsa instead of Nora?

>>57937378
Purge the heretic, Elsanna is the true faith!

>>57936461
>>57936491
I don't get it though, is this a reference to something?

>>57937453

Naaah, bro. It would be Elsa looking longingly and Anna in the tube.

>>57937431
>The excitement on coronation day suggested that Arendelle loves its royal family.
I thought the excitement was more to do with getting to see their royal family of shut-ins for the first time in years.

>>57937453
>Are there any drawfags ITT? I'd love to see a pic of Elsa encased in a cryogenic container, with Mr. Freeze standing outside of it and looking longingly at her. Sort of like pic related, but with Elsa instead of Nora?

I second this. But instead of Mr. Freeze it's Anna. Or maybe Anna is inside the cryogenic chamber with Elsa in place of Mr. Freeze

>>57937431
Yeah it did seem like she was forsaking everything. Then again she didn't tell Anna she was the Queen now. She just told her to "go home."

>>57937378

YES YES YES YES YES

Elsanna pls go

>>57937496
>Or maybe Anna is inside the cryogenic chamber with Elsa in place of Mr. Freeze
I was going to suggest this. Anna frozen in the pose she's in at the end of the movie.

>>57937378
>>57937406

Hmm, I'm amazed there isn't NTR surrounding Kristoff.

Disappointed /frz/

>>57937481
>>57937496
Those ideas could work too, I just thought of Mr. Freeze simply because of the common ice theme between them.

>>57937476
>>57937521
>>57937378
All of you move over.

Stop making these threads

>>57937569
OK we're done. Everyone go home, it's all over.

>>57937569
But Whhhhyy.

>>57937521
Oh wow, this works so well.

>>57937569
no u

So I just saw the Japanese trailer..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-0Y-itmLaI

>>57937378
>>57937561
Why not both?

>>57937569

Welp, that settles it. It's been fun y'all

just watched it, Elsa and her powers was the best thing in the movie, everything else was pretty much boring, that fucking snowman

>>57937598
>arigatou
>nee-san
Its just like my animes!

>>57937599
why not --
SANDWICHES

>>57937606
hahaha, that gif is great. Never seen it before.

>>57937598

That reminds me, I've got to book my ticket for a Mirai Fukuin showing.

>>57937655
I'll finish Anna's sandwich if you know what I mean

>>57937561
kristanna is the canon master race

>>57937561
Best ship right here!

>>57937598
I want to watch this movie in Japanese now. Probably another year till Japanese BD though.

>>57937598
Damnit, the duet part of For The First Time in Forever still gives me chills.

>>57937598
What the fuck was that at 1:15?

And now i want to rewatch it again...

>>57936529
which hints? I've only seen the movie once

>>57937665
There are a few bumpers and things like that

>>57937406
>>57937599
>>57937561
>>57937541

Goddamn Anna jelly as fuck.

>>57937711
Cut scene, showing Elsa in a more antagonistic light, from an older story draft.

It shows up in some of the English language trailers too, along with 'that's no blizzard, that's my sister'.

>>57936854
I think it works on different levels, as in frozen relationships. I recall somebody involved with the production saying that as well.

>>57937711
That's been in all the trailers but isn't in the movie.
Same goes for the "that's no blizzard, that's my sister" scene.

>>57936740
Woah, what's this from?

>>57937598
This should be one of the easiest movies for Japanese to dub, the characters and their archetypes could easily fit into any anime and they already have voices for all the character types in the movie, the cute spunky girl full of life, the cold ice queen that has warm heart (I kind of want to see tsundere Elsa), big strong bloke that goes on about stuff (Kristoff reminds me of Snow from FF13 a bit, only actually interesting and fun) etc

>>57937665
This one is cute too.

Aspiring drawfag here, I drew something for you guys

Seriously

>>57937754
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snwOINDSGto

>>57937772

I like it if only for the Rapunzel in the corner. Very accurate.

>>57937758
Frozen is going to be a massive hit there

>>57937771

hnnnnnnnnnng

>>57937772

I feel that there should be a good number of Fs among the worshippers (pun not intended).

>>57937758
And Hans. They all fit too well with the characters the Japanese are used to.

>>57937805

F's being females?

>>57937711
You mean Ice Queen Elsa standing on top of a mountain casting giant snowflakes in her ice dress? She's basically doing what Voldemort did during the last HP movie when he went butt mad and zerged Hogwarts, calling the storm.

Brings a whole new meaning to
>LET THE STORM RAAAGE ONE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbGI-o41r0o

>>57937820

Yes.

>>57937772
I like Punzie at the corner

>>57937758
>(I kind of want to see tsundere Elsa
Well, I want to see yandere Elsa being a little bit too much in love with her dear sister.

>>57937781
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snwOINDSGto
What is going on in that vid

>>57937879

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RpZRL-Vt_M

>>57937772
Are... are those.. dicks, hanging out?

>>57937758
>mfw I realise why I like Frozen so much
M-muh animes.

>>57937911
Yeah, it's a circle jerk.
Get it?

>>57937861
Hans being a huge dork.

The question is, is he pretending to be a huge dork because he knows people are watching, or is he actually just a huge dork?

>>57937654
>Bjorg Bjorgson

Got me to chuckle.

>>57937322
halp. I really should sleep.

>>57937818
Yeah, Hans too. He's pretty boy prince charming.

Basically, we've cracked down Frozen's secret of success - it's a good anime.

>>57937966
Sorry, animé.

>>57937943
But, no one is jerking anyone else off. What kind of shitty circle jerk is that? Even circlejerks are at least good for that.

>>57937974
When in doubt always assume Hans is manipulating someone.

>>57938030
But they're jerking off IN A CIRCLE
I now realize what a circle jerk is

Are we still singing stuff? And by "we" I mean "you" because I've never really been a part of this but just decided to check it out.

>>57938042
And, when in deeper doubt, always assume he is somehow, somewhere manipulating Anna who isn't able to get that she's being manipulated.

Elsa's the brains and Anna's the brawn, after all

>>57937989

Maybe you should. These posters are getting kinda creepy.

>>57937974
>is he pretending to be a huge dork
I like to think he is pretending.

>>57938030
And with number of girls (which is rapidly dwindling now with every thread of porn and jerking off) here, there's decent, at least ~30% of being jerked off by a girl.

I mean, I'll take those odds

>>57938068
We're doing Love is an Open Door next if there are enough grills.

>>57938000
>Basically, we've cracked down Frozen's secret of success - it's a good anime.
It.. It does work like that.

>>57938104
You mean posters as wallpaper or posters as in people posting?

Because we've always been creepy. MWAHAHAHAHA coughcough

>>57938068
>And by "we" I mean "you" because I've never really been a part of this but just decided to check it out.
This. I haven't participated in any singing thing in 4chan, but I'm willing to try with Frozen if it's Frozen Heart or Love is an Open Door.

If Hans is so good at manipulating why hasn't he manipulating himself out of prison yet?

Checkmate, annatheists.

>>57938185
>why hasn't he manipulating himself out of prison yet?
That's in Frozen 2: The Rise of Hans

>>57938185
Getting caught wasn't part of his plan.

When Elsa's storm conveniently stopped it gave all the nobles in the castle a great view of his attempted regicide and Anna's sacrifice.

>>57938060
>I now realize what a circle jerk is
Clearly, you need to spend more time on the Holy Circlejerk itself - reddit.

Only then shall you be enlightened in the sacred right of jerking your fellow men off in a circle

>>57938208
Wrath, anon. The Wrath of Hans.

>>57937686
together with this one!

>bro-tier ships

>>57938068
I'm waiting for a day where I have enough privacy to make multiple recordings.

>>57938210
What if it was part of his plan? What if everything went exactly how he wanted it?

>>57938185
Because the real Hans was never sent to prison.

A doppelganger took his place and now Hans waits, building his plan and army.

>>57938120
Are we doing the Guys=Anna Girls=Hans one?

Speaking of Open Door, are we doing grills playing Anna/ boys play Hans, or reverse?

Because I recorded both parts because fuck why not
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FaeXqveS6U

>>57937861
Hans showing off how ambidextrous he is. He's so talented.

>>57938246
If only he hadn't liked twirling his mustache.

What if Hans is dead :O

>>57937723
>>57937606
>>57937771
These make me think of shimeji.

Someone should make Frozen shimeji, it'd be brilliant.

>>57938307
On the inside?

>>57938314

Take it easy man, nothing good can come from bringing /jp/ into this.

>>57938307
He can handle it, he's a big guy.

>>57938291
>Guys=Anna Girls=Hans one?
Of course we do it that way, that's the best way and the only natural way

>>57938245
Frozen 3: The Search for Sven

>Kristoff (talking in Sven's voice): I have been, and always shall be, your friend.

>>57938245
>Wrath
My bad. Frozen 2: The Wrath of Hans

>"Let's bring back summer"
>Hans is riding at the back of a dragon

>>57938323
What if there is no inside?

>>57938246
It's HELLesy time.

>>57937713
bump for interest. I'm sorry, you probably already discussed this a lot

>>57938360
Frozen 4: The Empire of Oaken

>Oakan to Elsa
>Elsa, I am your father
>NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57938379
Frozen 2: Hans on Action

>>57938379
>Hans is riding at the back of a dragon
More like riding the back of an ant.
Why don't you delete that tiny ass image already?

>>57938416
Frozen 2: All Hans On Deck

>>57938442

Frozen 2: Hans of Midas

>>57938423
I won't now, for you.

>>57938442
Frozen 2: The Whole World's In His Hans

>>57938461
Frozen 2: Hans shot first

What if Hans was one of us? Just a slob like one of us

>>57938475
Frozen 2: Hans of Fate

>>57938482
Frozen 2: Idle Hans

>>57938323
I'd like to see him redeemed. It's very difficult, but he's not Scar/Maleficent... right? And he's alive (being dead is quite an objection for that). Maybe a Xmas Special

>>57938348
good one

STOP IT /FRZ/! DON'T GO WOW /TRADE ON ME!

>>57938482
>>57938442
>>57938475
>>57938416
>>57938461
Did someone call me?

>>57938561
No.

>>57938561
So Handsome

>>57938561
Go away Hans

>>57938561
How's prison?

>>57938561
Yes. We need your Hans on experience. Maybe you could give us a Hans and Hans out some advice.

>>57938580
Hansome*

>>57938561

Yeah, two princesses need caging. Get to work

>>57938585
Was 'fun in the showers' a thing in 1840s jails? Hans is too pretty to get away unscathed.

>>57938618

I think back then it was just known as "rape".

>>57938618
As long as there is a shortage of women and a lingering loneliness, there is always bathroom fun

>>57938383
Happy to oblige

>>57938409
>>57938416
>>57938442
>>57938461
>>57938475
>>57938482
>>57938515
>>57938540
>>57938585

>my sides

>>57938561
How did that whole "Make my older brothers acknowledge my existence" thing work? Oh, that's right, you've probably been executed.

>>57938561
There are so many great moments in this film, but I really love hearing the audience react to Hans' reveal.

>'What'?
>'You...'
>'Oh my god'
>'LIKE A BOSS'

Nobody expects it.

>>57938405
>We must purge the good earth from the taint of that creature, father.
>Every breath she draws is a further insult to the natural order created by God allmighty, it is wrong and vile.
>Father, can you not see the coldness of her forsaken soul which shall never know the rich flame of the righteous flame, father
>Father
>Father, what is wrong with you? Why are you so quiet?
>Oh, I see, your head hurts.
>here let me help with that, my dear father.
As Hans pulls his father upwards from his seated position atop the tall throne of the Isles, the father's skull drops from the flimsy old bones that once used to be neck and rolls down the many stairs to the floor.

As Hans goes down to retrieve it, he uncaringly stops on the bones of all his brothers, carelessly strewn across the floor without care for preservation or dignity. Hans' careless stride knows some of them away, pieces of his brothers and servants clattering in the empty halls, the sound revebrating from black walls.

As Hans moves back to the throne, having found what used to be a skull of his dear father but was now a little more than a charred piece of bone matter kept around out of madness in place where love once was. Hans shifted the skull nervously in his fingers, his erratic actions further damaging the already spent bone, as he muttered to himself.

Having returned the skull to it's rightful place on top of his dear father's head, Hans grinned as he stood more upright and saluted the mockery of a monarch. Flame burnt in his hands and his eyes as madness threatened to seep out of him.

>>57938549
Did someone say "Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker".

>>57938673
Somebody in the theater I was in yelled "DAMNIT"
That moment and Anna punching Hans were great in theater moments

>>57938682
Holy shit.

>>57938682
>Flame King VS Ice Queen
This is so going to be an Adventure Time R63 episode.

>>57938424
thank you, kind sir, that's pretty interesting, now I gotta watch it again

>>57938682
Hans's story about his brothers pretending he was invisible has suddenly taken on a new meaning.

>>57938673
I had to stop my self from laughing when I went to the movie the first time because of all the reactions. The reactions are the best part.

And I saw it coming, but only because 170 hours in CK2 plus god knows how many studying real world history

>>57938673
Unrelated, but when I was watching it the first time, during the scene where Anna unfreezes and Elsa hugs her, some little kid shouted out "Awww, it's because she loves her!!!!"

I overheard the kid's mother explaining later that it was the first time he saw a movie in theaters. You rock, little overly excited kid.

>>57938782
Awww, that's so cute.

All that stood out my first viewing was in the middle of In Summer at the "winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle" part a little girl shouted "Puddle!" with such perfect timing that when Olaf said "HAPPY SNOWMAN!" it was like he was actively ignoring her. That part's funny enough on its own but it got a lot of laughs.

>>57938782
I love going to the theaters to watch this movie just for kids' reactions. My younger cousins are too old now, so I can't get that secondhand high off of little kid excitement anymore.

>>57938827
>no more hansome Hans
Anon, pls.

>>57938782
D'awwwwwwwwww

I... what.

>>57938782
reminds me of another story

>>57938930
...is that a collection of Bratz dolls?

>>57938945
You're joking, right?

>>57938827
>leaves it brutally scarred and charred, resembling a burnt corpse's features
Fire cannot kill or harm a dragon, anon

>>57938991
Some of them have green skin. I think that's Monster High or whatever.

>>57938991
They are Monster High and that spinoff show dolls apparently.. it's a gay dude's collection.

>>57939012
Can fire hurt Elsa?

Her ice dress is evidence that she can either keep ice indefinitely cool or she can keep her skin temperature below zero. If she made herself a set of ice chainmail and kept it permanently cold, could she resist Hans' flame attacks?

Similarly, would she be able to keep her ice spears cold enough to pierce Hans' defenses?

>>57939050
>>57939047
Monster High are cool people

>>57939063
I think that might make a steamy situation anon.

>>57938734
It's meant to be more of a: Hans is a completely mad religious zealot with fire powers as strong as Elsa's that he cannot in any way control and with a completely broken mind as he tries to burn away the sin and the heresy from the earth

>>57939063
She can accidentally conjure winter upon a country.
I don't think a bit of fire is any kind of threat.

>>57939063
I think she can shield herself, but not indefinitely. I imagine it can be pretty tiring.

>>57938896
Requesting that gif of Olaf mouthing off 'I don't give a fuck'

>>57939099
>Frollo with flame magic

Got it, awesome.

>>57937168
It hasn't been added to the pastebin since my semester started and because laziness, but yes, /frz/ sings LiaOD is a go. So far, 2 Hans parts and 0 Annas. I'm also posting from college; the campus wifi sucks dick though.

>>57937210
With /co/rganizer mixing, I promise you it'll sound amazing. I'll still make a shit one for my own sick purposes.

>>57938782
>>57938896
In my theatre there were like 4 kids in total and they were running up and down the aisles the entire time.

>>57938896
>>57938902
>>57938920
That kid shouting out was easily my second favorite movie theater experience ever.

#1 is the loud, hilarious black woman who say a few rows behind me during 'Django Unchained'. I wish she was part of the movie's commentary.

>>57939144
You're awesome

>>57938721
>>57938734
>>57938769
>>57938827
>>57938861
So is it.. decent, then?

Because I swear that, in terms of sentence structure and word choices, I usually tend to write better than this. This one has tone of repeated words and expressions and every single paragraph sounds the same. That's because it was initially only supposed to be the first few lines of greentext but I kept expanding it and expanding it untill I remembered the 2000 limit.

And I finally feel like I've contributed something (somewhat) meaningful to the threads

>>57939214

It's good for Firehands.

But remember... it's still Firehands.

>>57939225
Twice.

>>57939214
It can be improved, but my biggest problem is how the kingdom is run without the king and the brothers.

>>57938024

Desp why you awake mang. Get some sleep.

>>57939194
My sister told me that her daughters (8 and 12) had a big fight because the older one didn't want to take the younger to see Frozen with her friends, so my sister took the younger about an hour later. The older was waiting in the lobby for the younger and ran up to her and hugged her in front of her friends when she came out of the movie.

Frozen, bringing sisters together.

>>57939340
>People being surprised that the Dinsey Movie has Songs in It

That's like getting pissed because someone put fish on your anchovies pizza.

>>57939340
Hurr what is Disney

Are there any archives with other "The Art of" Books?

The frozen one's pretty good, but the Pocahontas one has been a grail of mine for a while

>>57939259
>>57939270
I'm just happy people seem to like the idea. Usually my snippets are ignored.

>>57939340
So the Disney movie with the princess has singing in it?
Impossible!
Preposterous!
Unthinkable!

>>57939454

So is it just Sweden, Japan and China left?

>>57939174

the frozen kokoro and doki doki always fuckin gets me

>>57939516
everything gets me in that pic, anon
EVERYTHING

>>57939516
What does Kokoro mean?

>>57939063
In magical fire vs magical Ice duel, both of their sources are magical. i.e. not natural. Because they are not natural they can't be extinguished so it just depends who would pump more juice into an attack, he/she would win melt the ice or freeze the fire.

>>57939575
heart

>>57939368
That's really cute.

Did they french kiss afterwards? Maybe when they thought you weren't looking?

>>57939507
Wait.. Hold on... So you're telling me that Sweden is the last European country to have it's premier?

Damn...

>>57936507
>desperate
It's grossed almost 800 million dollars so far, I'm sure disney is ecstatic.

For comparison:
Tangled grossed 590 million
Wreck-it Ralph grossed 189 million
Princess and the Frog grossed 104 million
The Lion King grossed 987 million

>>57939666
The movie is set in Norway, not Sweden. They're completely different brands of vikings.

>>57939666
Well it's almost a 3rd world country now, so.

>>57939679

Wreck-it Ralph bombed that badly?

>>57939679
And Frozen only costed about 1/5th of Tangled's budget, IIRC.

So, they made a huge profit

>>57939663
Fucking pedo. This is why we can't have nice things. You can't just ship Elsanna, no. You have to take a nice adorable moment between sisters and fuck it up with sick sexual shit.

>>57939691
that says fuka tho