>>5454985
SOMEONE CHOKES?!

don't mock the dead son.

If they didn't laugh when the Next Karate Kid won, why would they laugh when the 10 Things I Hate About You guy wins?

What kind of insensitive jerk would laugh at a dead person at the Oscars?

That requires a personality. No one in attendance has one of those.

Joker walks on stage?

i don't get it.

>>5454985

He looks so damn happy at that photo shoot. Like he's really enjoying himself.

ha ha ha ho he ha.

I would be so so happy...
I will have to do it... :)

>>5455027
>>5455036
Over your heads... eh?

question is: what artist is ballsy enough to draw him amongst the black lantern corps in a 'blackest knight' issue.

(in b4 'land cuz hell trace a pic)

>>5455066

over your head, those comments are

>>5455057
*standing behind the podium*
"Why so serious?"

ha ha ha ho he ha

That would be epic OP.

Man, I remember when we were speculating that he'd do that at the opening of TDK.

>>5455097
And quite illegal, you can't just fake your death like that.

>>5455073

......that, is fucking AWESOME

>>5455111
If I was pronounced dead that would be a fucking epic golden opportunity. I figured I could get a job at a filling station somewhere, putting gas and oil in people's cars. I didn't care what kind of job it was, though. Just so people didn't know me and I didn't know anybody. I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life. Everybody'd think I was just a poor deaf-mute bastard and they'd leave me alone.

>>5455111
>>illegal
you're right, the joker would never break the law

Heath Ledger would to the OG of Trolls.

>>5455176

Neither would Heath Ledger.

admittedly, it'd be a hell of a conspiracy of people working together to create a stunt of that magnitude. Cops, coroners, an Olsen Twin...

>>5455214
Pretty sure his pills were legal.

The death was announced on fucking CNN.

>>5455162
I'm amazed J.D. Salinger has internet access. Or a computer at all!

>>5454985

His 'magic trick' will involve the award itself.

>>5455245

Holy shit. You're right. What were we all thinking? /hidethread

As much as I'd loved to see Heath break in on stage like that...it's not going to happen.

Also, celebrities are too big just to dissapear that easily

>>5455267
Quiet you phony moron.

It would be funny if he appeared on stage, accepted the reward, and then blew his brains out. That would be an untoppable trolling.

>>5455162

Hey... this guy's a phony.

>>5455162
>>5455267
>>5455284
>>5455300

nighttime /co/ is surprisingly well read

Heath Ledger - The Grandmaster Troll

>>5454985
at first they'd think it was a sound glitch as they just played a clip from the movie before the acceptance.

until someone from the audience free-throws a gas canister onto stage.

>>5455312

It was mandatory at my high school. I fucking hate it.

>>5455312
I kept thinking, "The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

>>5455312
Even though Catcher in the Rye is an overrated book. I prefer Salinger's Nine Stories.

Catcher in the Rye is pretty much the only book I had to read in high school that I didn't like.

Fuck you! Fuck all you damn phonies and your damn phony fake deaths!

>>5455111
Yeah you can. The illegal part would be the police collaborating with him and all.

>>5455312
I was more impressed by the daytime thread that ended with a deathwish for Chaucer.

>>5455357

Hated "Catcher in the Rye". Nothing but Jewish condescension and subversion and neurosis.

there's a thread in the /a/ board of people trying to pit their weeaboo villainy against the joker

>>5455506

So?

>>5454985
that would be the greatest thing since...since...
HIS FUCKING PERFORMANCE PERIOD OMFG...I THINK I'D SEIZURE!
>>5455036
>>5455052
>>5455053
ass-hats?
>>5455095
He should present the award and then Heath comes out and the whole world fucking STOPS...i'd lol anon

lol HARD.

>>5454985
"I can make this award...disappear!"

And Nicholson rams Michael Keaton's head upon the statue.

Ya wanna know how I got these scars...?

Yknow it happened a long time ago. Well not too long. See I was on, you know... a bit of a "bender" I guess, it happens to the best of people. Well, when the police found my body on the floor --and I don't remember much here-- well damn I was... all sliced up! Eee hee hee hee!
Damn, all those months alone in a cold hotel made me go a little... batty.
AAH HA HA HAAA HA HA

Heath Ledger is obviously going get a pity award at the Oscars this year, but I have a feeling that they might hand him "Best Actor" over "Best Supporting Actor," simply because OH HE WAS SO AWESOME AND HE'S TOTALLY DEAD!

But I know I am not alone in believing that he faked his own death as a promotion for this film. I think that when they name him winner of Best Actor, the lights will go out, and that Joker laugh will ring out. When the lights go back on to reveal the Ledge sliding down a rope of some kind, the tails of his suit jacket rising. He will take the award in silence, walk up to the mic slowly and say

"Why so serious?"

Some will cry, some will cheer, some will have strokes.

Don't see why though, since it's so obvious.

>>5455550

then Christan Bale rappels from the ceiling, punches out Ledger and says "Sorry for the disturbance" and just walks off stage, dragging Ledgers unconscious body behind him.

>>5455550
LOL

I know how you feel, OP, I really do. I was still holding out hope that he'd show up to the premiere in makeup. not likely, but... hope.

THE DREAM IS DEAD

>>5455562

I really hope you're right. I really do.

>>5455027
>>5455036
>>5455018

>>5455562
7/10. Actually almost got me.

If he did fake his death, which I don't really think he did, It would be the most fucking awesome thing in recent memory.

>>5455562
This would be FUCKWIN. Someone make it happen pls

>>5455562
You totally know that the first time he says it he's too far away from the mic and you only hear a faint mumbling, until he realizes no one's screaming, so he taps it a few times and then jams his face in closer and screams it in, and that's when people start their crying.

>>5455562
Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck.

THAT'S IT. I don't care if Ledger is too dead to pull this off.

If Ledger is really dead, anonymous has to pose as him and pull off his lines for him.

DO IT FAGGOTS.

>>5455584

And then they have hot sex.

if he was nominated for best actor from that movie...i'd be amazed. Super hero movies dont count as art among critics.

>>5455627
he's be arrested for faking his death and for drug possession, but who fucking cares. Holy shit.
I have a feeling whatever his bail is, the anonymi will raise it and get him out.

Why would they arrest him for faking his death?

>>5455602
You're right. Somebody HAS had a joke go over their head here.

In the Oscars livethread /tv/ had this year, we kept talking about how fucking great it would have been if Heath showed up after his memorial screen rolled, shooting tear gas into the crowd laughing. Now we'll have to imagine the OP scenario:

Ledger: I'd like to thank the Academy, and all the little people I had to step on to get backstage...

Christian Bale, in the batsuit: PUT DOWN THE AWARD!

Ledger: But I won it fair and square. Stick around for the afterparty, Bats, it'll be a gas! uhahahahahaha!

>>5455670
he's an australian citizen so he's only legally dead in australia

Heath Ledger wins Lifetime Achievement Award.

>>5455584


>>then Christan Bale rappels from the ceiling, punches out Ledger and says "Sorry for the disturbance" and just walks off stage, dragging Ledgers unconscious body behind him.

However, Ledger has left a grenade in Maggie G's lap, which explodes and scars/deforms Eckert to her left, turning him into Two-face. He then flips a coin to decide whether Bale gets an Ocscar for Batman or dies.

>>5455735
Or should I say, "ending so many lifetimes"! uhAHUAHahAHAhahAHaHhAHahA

OH /co, YOU SO CRAZY

>>5455562
>>5455627
>>5455634
>>5455644
ANON! pls, stop STOP STOP STOP this all seems all too possible and...and I want it to happen but...but...HOLY SHIT MAN could we really handle that shit I mean srsly thats like DIVIDING BY FUCKING 0 TWICE OR SOMETHING...or idk for all those religiohs out there

THAT WOULD BE THE FUCKING RAPTURE.

NOW ASK YOURSELF...
CAN ANON ACTUALLY HANDLE THE POSSIBILITY OF INFINITE AWESOME...LIKE REALLY???

nuff said...

>>5455562

STOP GETTING MY HOPES UP, DAMN IT.

i lol'd

that would be fucking epic

>>5455562
I came.

Look I dont know, Im not a huge Ledger fan, but when I heard the news, the first thing that popped on my mind was "he FAKED it!". I know im not the only one that has a weird feeling, like it didnt happened. I couldnt care less if he died or lived, but to this day something inside tells me that he was alive inside that body bag.

>>5454985

That would be the most brick shittingly awesome thing ever.

I would give him major props if he actually pulled off faking his death.

>>5455890
He kinda was...but sofar only in the film unfortunately

Hey, wouldnt it be awesome if Heath was actually reading this and posting on /co/? I mean, it´s not like he has anything to do until the Oscars. Keep your hopes up guys, it may happen, remember keep that smile on that face, with love.

H.L.

>>>/a/14044053

>>5455951
You...FFFFFF I want this to be true so bad

>>5455951
IT CANNOT BE UNREAD!!!!!

>>5455670

That is, of course, if the police can catch him, and prove that he is Heath Ledger. If a convincing enough look alike manages to pull it all off and get away, while another group manages to steal Heath's body/ashes, then no one will ever know!

So, the idea's out there, let's discuss it. How shall we go about stealing Heath Ledger's Oscar under the guise of the Jokerz?

>>5455951
GODDAMNIT /co/

>>5456023
We stick someone up there in full costume 2 weeks before the show starts. By the time he busts out of there he'll stink and be batshit crazy. Perfect.

>>5455951
;_;

>>5455111
It is legal as long as you continue to pay income taxes. Since you still have to pay taxes for the year in which you die he has until 2009 taxes are due to reveal himself.

>>5456095

Hurm, yes. And why not flood the auditorium with laughing gas, just to get the message across.

>>5455951

EPICWIN Theory: No doubt multiplemen this may well be impossible as well as improbable but...
I'm gonna take a guess that the only thing better than his performance, and him actually being alive and doing the oscar prank thing (genius) would be...

HES NOW ACTUALLY THE JOKER IN REAL LIFE
AND A GENIUS
and umm well yeah...you can pretty much use your imagination from there /co/...

What would come of this?

All I know is Chicago NY or where ever the hell the Gotham look alike city is FUCKED FIRST...

and slowly but surely little tidbits of strange happennings start popping up on youtube,cnn, etc...

If this ever happened in life what would your reaction be?

HA! I don't know about you guys but...

Bitches i'm goin sign up for some anarchy...

nuff said

I wonder how many barrels of diesel he hid under the theater where the ceremony is held.

and what the rules are to blow or not blow.

>>5456149
If I don't win, you die.

If Ledger did show up still in character, I think it's safe to assume that millions across the country would accept his leadership and introduce a little anarchy.

>>5455951

>>5456149
Now let's not uhhh...BLOW this outta proportion /co/...

oh well fuck, guess it already is


continue the awesome madness

Fuck, I'll just post this.

>>5456149
The Oscars: YOU'RE ALL FUCKED.

>>5456214
Obama & McCain would be ROYALLY FUCKED!

no presidential election...EVER...AGAIN

MWUAHAHAH

aww shit /co/ don't get me started...

>>5456214
fuck yes.

>>5456214
pretty much millions across THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD BITCHES...

>>5456283

Oh god, Heath Ledger could win on write-in votes.

Will he show us the disappearing pencil trick?

>>5456752
"Now I will make this Oscar disappear! *grabs host* *slaps on stand* TADA! It's... gone."

>>5456231

>beayoucard.png

Pfffft. oh u

Also: this board is depressing and fills me with false hope.

WHY?

>>5456789
I'd sell my soul for that.

>>5456841

HEY BEA, HEY BEA

How many Oscars do you think Wall-E is going to take?

Methink at least 3. Animated Film, Soundtrack, and Sound Effects.

>>5456878
i was just thinking the same thing...
and it worries me somewhat cause I actually mean it /co/...

>>5456918

For sure Animated Film and Sound Effects, maybe screenplay?

TDK might be a challenge for Soundtrack.

>>5457102
DO IT. If enough people do this he will have to come back

>>5457139
>>5457102
DO IT FAGGOOTS!

>>5457134

I suppose.

I'd love, and I mean LOVE, to see it get Best Picture, and other than Dark Knight I can't think of anything that could really stand out with it.

Hell, just seeing it NOMINATED for Best Picture would make my freakin' day.

>>5456260
hohoho my god.

>>5457743

The problem is that the academy very very very very rarely picks movies that are comedies or animated for best picture.

OSCARS: SRS BSNS

>>5457768

Do you think it has a chance at Best Romance? Because it would also make my day to see all those highbrow overwritten facesucking films get a comeuppance.

>>5456494
No he couldn't! He's Australian or something! He's NOT AMERICAN! He doesn't even wear a flag on his head!

>>5457782
...nigga what the fuck is Best Romance

Go to bed, you have school soon

>>5457843

Man, I don't know the fuckin' Oscars.

Picture, Actor, Actress, Supporting Actor/Actress, Sound Effects, Soundtrack, Special Effects, Animated. That's all I know.

>>5457876

The problem with the Oscars is that it really has pretty limited categories that excludes animation from a lot of categories. Here's to hoping for best screenplay.

The Academy's a crock anyway.

I felt the same as pretty much all of you when I heard Heath Ledger was dead. I thought it had to be a prank of some kind in promotion of the movie. It all seemed way too convenient. I mean, he was working on a Terry Gilliam movie and happened to die right when it would be okay to recast three different top-tier actors into the shared role for the rest of the film.

If he's not really dead, he should win an award for being fucking awesome. But I assume he is actually dead seeing as, yeah, there'd need to be a LOT of fucking collaborators to pull this off.

>>5457831

>>5458011
That's right. Still, Dark Knight was a hell of a movie. Number one at the box office.

>>5457831
it should be apparent that you obviously don't have to be american to be awesome...
>>5458011
i lol'd.
someone should shoop that bandit keith with a heath pic or something and he could have like a joker yougayhoe card, that'd be awesome XD!

>>5454985
that would blow my mind

I would shit enough bricks to build me a house.