Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:37
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Hello /co/
I want to play a game.
http://disney.kids.yahoo.co.jp/game/pooh.html
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:38
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I beg you to spare this board, OP.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:39
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>>44634480/co/ has been sinful the last few months. It needs to be cleansed.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:39
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OH BOTHER
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:40
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:40
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This game was made by satan himself
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:41
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Fuck you, I'm not doing this shit again.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:41
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>/v/ started raging with all his heart
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:41
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:43
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I just had the worst idea ever
One hand on the mouse playing Pooh Ball, the other on the keyboard playing Boat-O-Cross. Someone please try this.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:46
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>>44634579Pretty sure that is impossible and you have to be insane to even try it.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:49
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Mercy, great one. Spare me, and I will give you the location of the other /co/mrades. I know their names, I have their IP addresses. Just... Just don't make me play.
Sorry, guys. If I have to sell you guys out to ride the bench, I will. Every manchild for himself.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:51
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Fuck this game, and fuck OP for showing me this game.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:51
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I don't get it
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:52
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>>44634746Let all the anger out /co/
http://atto.s2.pf-x.net/~atto/cgi-bin/up/img/7354.swf
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:52
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>>44634762If you are too much of a pussy to try.
You will know true pain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Qns4UF6BA
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:52
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What are the three power-up types again? I've got to beat this shit, I swear.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:55
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>mfw I beat Rabbit the despoiler on my first try.
>mfw when the owl guardian of hell awaits.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)12:59
44634914
>>44634786Power
Contact
Speed
Also why don't we play the English version?
http://www.gamesloon.com/free-sports-12/baseball-games-16/wi
nnie-the-pooh-home-run-derby-54790.html
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:01
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>>44634914It's more fun if it's in Japanese, because it feels like some weird experiment made by a twisted Japanese developer who wants revenge against the world.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:15
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>>44634914I heard the english version is kinda buggy and also for plebs.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:17
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>>44635286That's just /v/ being /v/, they're pretty much the same aside from the language change.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:17
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfCU-I8Vd1c
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:18
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>>44635286ITs not buggy, I got back to where I was in the japanese version.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:19
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IT IS TIME TO FACE GOD.
HIT THE UNHITTABLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
POOH POHH FIGHT THE POWAH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li8ZqVGzDXQ
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:22
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>>44635384Bullet hell is nothing compared to this game.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:26
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What's everyone's problem with this game?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:26
44635534
>>44635525How far have you gotten?
01/03/13(Thu)13:27
44635542
I remember when this le meme was funny
for like an hour last night
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:28
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>>44635542God forbid anything gets popular
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:30
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>>44635586
/v/, please go
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:30
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>>44635534about to face piglet
01/03/13(Thu)13:31
44635635
>>44635601It's funny because /v/ is actually the demographic that is encouraging this shit.
Okay, we get it, its hard, but mentioning it 100 times doesn't make it funny.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:31
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>>44635619>PiglettYou yet to know true pain.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:32
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>>44635586>>44635542sure is edgy in that thread.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:32
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>>44635619Ha, you poor fool. The first few ones are just a warmup. Giving you a false sense of security. At Rabbit or Owl, that is where you will try bitch tears.
colorized ultra !3tRI5Ckj4Q
01/03/13(Thu)13:32
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Going to let my niece play this.
She likes Pooh and she's like 8. That's who this game was made for, right?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:33
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>>44635667Yes, give them the blood of a young, innoccent victim! This might actually work, you are a genius!
01/03/13(Thu)13:34
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>>44635647>edgy>thatStop using words you don't understand and learn english.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:36
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>>44634456HOLY FUCK I COULDN'T GET PAST EEYORE.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:36
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>>44635586
Rule 6
01/03/13(Thu)13:37
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:37
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:38
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>>44635690Stop posting in threads you know you don't enjoy and do something positive with your morning/afternoon. Different guy, btw.
Oh God, I reached Owl and...yea...it sure has begins in here.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:40
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>>44635635This is my first time hearing of it.
Maybe you should go outside everyone once in a while.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:43
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>>44635780I gave up at stage two.
It's to early in the day to be mad at videogames.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:47
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with courtesy from /v/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Quvm7OS8b6
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:49
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>>44635730I cante either. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.
foolz link pls
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:50
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:52
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>>44636003Holy fucking SHIT!
Add a creepy 108 line next. Japs love that buhdist shit.
colorized ultra !3tRI5Ckj4Q
01/03/13(Thu)13:53
44636155
If you grind for points on Eeyore and sink it all into contact and power the game gets easier. All you have to do is swing the bat.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:55
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>>44636118Now with organ.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DNaPk2P7B7
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:57
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>>44636210Cant here shit.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)13:59
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FUCK YOU OWL, YOU FEATHERED BASTARD!
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:00
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Christopher Robin ga taosenai!
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:07
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>Tigger
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:07
44636492
I'm soo angry i need good porn of Roo to masturbate to just to let of steam.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:08
44636509
>>44636339>I cant defeat Christopher RobinI'd like someone to do something with this.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:09
44636526
>>44634456So has anyone ever beat this? And if they do, what do we give them.
colorized ultra !3tRI5Ckj4Q
01/03/13(Thu)14:09
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>>44636492>jerking off>not minmaxing your baseball statsYou'll never be ready to face Robin the hatless
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:10
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>>44636526Give them? They are as gods who defeat The Dark One. They need no trivial, earthly trinket.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:12
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>>44636526I'm pretty sure if you win the dark forces of Disney are required to grant you one boon
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:13
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:18
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Fuck this game, really.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:18
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:20
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>Get to Owl
>When I make contact it's either a dinky shot that barely makes it past the infield or a light speed foul ball
>mfw I go back to Rabbit to grind more points to get my power up
What the fuck, Japan
Even in Disney flash games I have to grind
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:23
44636901
>piglet
what the fuck is wrong with that fuckface? foul, foul, foul, foul, hit. It's not that his balls are hard to hit, they just won't count, ever.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:28
44636999
Has anyone reached Chrisopher Robin?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:31
44637063
>>44636526FOOLS! How can one man usurp a god. No, we need to GATTAI1
Our Spiral power shall burn the limist away. When /v/, /vg/ /co/ /tg/ /sp/ /a/ and /jp/ all unite we can truly slay thsi demon
FIGHT THE POOWAH!!!!!!!!
colorized ultra !3tRI5Ckj4Q
01/03/13(Thu)14:37
44637194
Is Rabbit slowing down time?
Did they have these powers in the cartoon?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:38
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>>44636901you have to hit them with the right part of the bat. if it's hitting the narrow part of the bat, they're going to fly all over the place.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:39
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>>44636492You mean Kanga, right?
...right?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:41
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>>44637204but I'm hitting it nearly on the green spot.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:42
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>>44634914It has red bees.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:44
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I lost to eeyore, I'm not very good at these games
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:44
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>>44637270Timing is also important
>this is revenge for pooh being a dick to everyone in the 100 acre woods
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:45
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You don't know true pain until you've faced Tigger
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:46
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:48
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>>44634456>All this moonspeak.I can't tell if I won or loss.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:49
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>>44636999Yea, but fuck him.
I give up.
I- I tried, /co/. I tried, but this game is ruining me.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:49
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:49
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlkCElVcZGw
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:49
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:59
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this is why I hate baseball games
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:59
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These fucking fouls man.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)14:59
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>>44637415HIT THE ZIGZAGABLE
BAT THE UNSEEABLE
ROW, ROW, STRIKE THE POWAH
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:01
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>>44637595>UNSEEABLEOh god, is this really Christopher Robin?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:01
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>>44634456FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:02
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Disney, I am disappointed.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:06
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Oh god I can't pass fucking eeyore, I don't want to think about Christopher Robin.
The People
01/03/13(Thu)15:06
44637760
at kanga right now. fucking grounders.
how do you use power ups?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:06
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>Get 4 in a row in the beginning against Kangaroo
>This is gonna be easy
>Miss the next 8
>Home run fouls the next 3
>Next 3 hit the bushes
>Homerun the next 7
>11/12
>Uninstall all my web browsers
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:07
44637795
>>44637642No, that's
TiggerChristopher Robin is
all of the unfair balls from the previous players, but faster
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:09
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>>44637760There are power ups?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:11
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:11
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>>44637840>>44637760Bottom right button.
They are:
Power (balls fly farther)
Hitbox
Speed (move Pooh faster for better positioning)
The further your balls fly the more points you get for upgrading.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:11
44637904
I can't get past Eyeeore
Am I mentally challenged?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:12
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>>44637904Hold the mouse button clicked or else you will make retarded mini swings.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:12
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>>44637894Oh fucking thank you.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:13
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What is
>There's no god here today. Just me.
Originally from?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:14
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>Breeze through game, thinking you're all just joking around
>Get to Owl
>Christ how is that throw even possible
>Why is every shot a mach 5 foul or a baby hit
>Fuck
>Fuck
>FUCK
I have been humbled.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:14
44637992
>>44637947I think that was the Red Skull, don't know where from exactly.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:14
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I can't even figure out the controls. How do I even swing?!?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:15
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>>44637947It's
Mettle Red Skull.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:16
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HOLY SHIT SOMEONE DID IT. I found this on a 2ch thread but... it's possible; the impossible is possible.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:17
44638076
>>44638048Well, it's a japanese game. Of course no outside of Japan can beat it.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:21
44638178
Did you guys hear the creepy CB voiceover?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Quvm7OS8b6
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:22
44638210
anyone have the silent hill pic?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:22
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>tfw it took you 20 mins to get past Eeyore
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:24
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:26
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:28
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Christopher Robin's jewish, that's why he's so good at baseball.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:29
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>>44638322Hey man.
How's it being dead?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:31
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:34
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Fuck I can't get past the stupid fucking kangaroo
fuck this game
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:34
44638539
>>44636823So much this. Fucking Owl... some people said they had trouble at Rabbit, but I don't get it. I felt Rabbit was surprisingly easy, and I used him to grind for power ups so I could beat Owl.
Tigger is where things got so unfair that I don't want to do anything anymore.
Also, last night when I went to sleep, the background music from the game was stuck in my head and wouldn't go away.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:35
44638562
>>44638539Yeah, I just finished Rabbit in one level. Was easy once you got used to his shit.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:35
44638580
>>44638260>-bad ending>fading shot of pooh passed out in a diabetic coma
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:38
44638647
>>44638458holy shit, I was mildly amused till I got to Christopher Robin, then I did an honest to god spit take.
The People
01/03/13(Thu)15:39
44638665
>>44638539Yeah, I pretty much one shotted Rabbit. About to face Owl. Level 9 all around.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:43
44638779
>>44638381That Battle Royale shit wasn't fucking canon.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:48
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>>44638779Sure it isn't buddy.
Sure it isn't.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:49
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Quvm7OS8b6
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:49
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>>44635658Rabbit is easy. Anyone who can't beat Rabbit the first time should stop playing video games.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:51
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:54
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>inb4 english version
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:55
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>>44638260>>44638580give up Pooh!
that person no longer exists.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:56
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YOU'VE UNDERESTIMATED ME KANGA
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:57
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>>44638936i'm glad this is getting posted over and over again in the same threads, cause it's the best thing ever
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)15:59
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>>44635730I can't either, how the fuck are you even supposed to play this.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:01
44639250
>>44639217Hold the mouse button down.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:02
44639270
>>44639125Enjoy the calm before the storm.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:05
44639350
Quit at Tigger.
Gotta know your limits and optic camouflage is mine.
Really wasn't that fucking bad up to that point though.
Little Summer Solstice Baby !fpr5Qoq1WI
01/03/13(Thu)16:06
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You're welcome.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:07
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>>44637349>Christopher's baleful powersHoly shit, that's great.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:08
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>>44639378>Pooh as MinusYou do realize she probably made the meteor, right?
God, i hate Minus.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:09
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:09
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>>44639250How many times do you have to hit it successfully?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:11
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>>44639378/v/ version
>>44639478The top number that you see on the play screen is the number of hits you need.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:11
44639523
>>44639478Less Japanese version:
gamesloon.com/free-sports-12/baseball-games-16/winnie-the-po
oh-home-run-derby-54790.html
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:11
44639531
>>44639478The first number has to match the second number. You have third number chances left, +1
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:11
44639542
>>44639478The top number is how many times you have to get a homerun. Middle number is how many times you've gotten a homerun, and last number is how many tries you have.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:12
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:16
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I can't do it, /co/
Go on without me.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:17
44639696
If you hit owl with a ball it counts it as a home run. You seem to lose Bonus Points from it, though. The bonus points must be calculated from a minimum distance just inside the fence.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:17
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All is lost to Robin
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:29
44640045
>>44638953I actually had a lot of trouble with Piglet then Kanga, but when I got to Rabbit I beat him first time...
Then I closed the tab by accident before it registered I beat him and now I keep getting 1 or 2 homeruns short every time.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:34
44640196
>This fucking owl.
I think a couple more tries before I end here.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:36
44640247
>beat everyone okay
>get to owl
How in the fuck.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:38
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>The Owl
It's not fair...
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:44
44640541
>>44639125Kanga and Roo were easy.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:50
44640722
>>44637989>Still on owlI surrender. I gazed into the abyss, and the abyss threw me a curve ball.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:52
44640779
>>44640247>>44640313Owl is like that video game boss who has a shit ton of hit points, but is fairly simple to hit. You just gotta tough it out and not let him get too many balls past you. You gotta outlast him.
Tigger is like that boss who has tons of bullshit one hit kills. It's legitimately not fair, but you just have to clench your anus and try to get through it.
Christopher Robin is an unplaytested programming glitch that was never meant to face a player ever.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:55
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>>44640779>Christopher Robin is an unplaytested programming glitch that was never meant to face a player ever.Christopher Robin is a glitch?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:56
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>>44640881Oh my GOD! He was a glitch that managed to become part of the roster!
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)16:57
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>mfw Christopher Robin throws a super fast zig-zag ball.
Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
01/03/13(Thu)16:57
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I see there are just as many peasants who can't into Owl here, too.
If you haven't beaten him by now, I would suggest just giving up. You have no idea.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:01
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Guys, I think I found the reason nobody can beat Christopher Robin
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:04
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:06
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Could he do it /co/?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:14
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>can't make it past owl
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:14
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:15
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>>44641192I doubt a mere sportmaster would be enough. You need more than mastery there. You need like, mystic enlightment and super power unknown to even silverage Superman.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:19
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>>44641379>beat owl right after posting thisThere is a god.
And he hates me anyways.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:19
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ITS HAPPENING
http://www.justin.tv/emitans
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:20
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b-b-but its fucking Winnie the pooh.
What satanic beast unearthed this abomination on a human populous!
100% of the children who played this have given up on depression the donkey, of this I am positive.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:21
44641561
>>44638458>Christopher Robin is TP ZeldaTHIS!
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:23
44641623
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:25
44641678
I think the best way to beat Tigger is to make some sort of noise (snapping your fingers, clicking your tongue, whatever) that you can metronome off of.
It helped me hit a shit ton more of his balls.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:29
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A lot of OC being made has incorporated Giygas embodying the soul of Christopher Robin.
Giygas doesn't even come close to the amount of evil that has been spilled out here. In fact, Christopher Robin isn't even the one pulling the strings here. Robin is just a pawn. A mere pawn being controlled by the real master of evil.
Look behind the plate when the field is zoomed out.
The catcher calls the pitches.
The catcher is the true representative of evil.
The catcher is.....
GOPHER
This is your true king of all things that are evil.
Gopher rapes your dreams.
Gopher devours your tears.
Gopher is fueled by your failure and disappointment.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:30
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>Combine
http://youtu.be/InNHB9J0eqs?t=2m7s
>With
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Quvm7OS8b6
>Play them at the same time and watch the first link
>???
>Profit
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:31
44641852
>>44641528I'm watching Rev's stream
http://vinesaucevidya.com/
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:45
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>>44641528>just a girl who loves games>girl
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:49
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>>44642302>disturbed by a girl playing games and rubbing it in everyone's face>it's 2013Are you 12 or just new to the internet?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:50
44642453
>>44642418That's no girl playing...
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:50
44642460
>>44642418>caringWhat are you, a girl?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:50
44642476
>>44641528Holy shit it sounds like Tina from Bob's Burgers HAHA MY GOD is this real?!
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:52
44642519
>>44642460I think you replied to the wrong anon,
>>44642302is getting butthurt about a very weird sounding girl playing on his internets. I was the one laughing at him for having a small penis and scared of the boobies.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:54
44642567
>>44642519Since when did /co/ go full-Tumblr? "She" was obviously biologically born male, I can hear it in their voice (the whole half-male, hormones not quite kicking in thing). Just because they wish to be the little girl does not make them so.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)17:57
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>>44642567>Since when did /co/ go full-Tumblr?oh, it's a while now
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)18:04
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Silly old bear, do you really think you can beat me?
I made you.
I made all of your friends you had to overthrow before you could get to me.
Without me you wouldn't exist.
I am your creator .
I am your master.
I am your God.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)18:07
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>>44642942Son, would you please stop talking to your toys and just go outside and fight in WWII or something?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)18:09
44643096
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Robin_Milne
>On 24 July 1948, Milne married his first cousin, Lesley Sélincourt. His mother disliked the marriage, partly because she did not get along with her brother, Lesley's father Aubrey. (She had wanted her son to marry his childhood friend, Anne Darlington.) In 1951, Milne and his wife moved to Dartmouth to found the Harbour Bookshop, which turned out to be a success, though his mother had thought the decision odd, as Milne did not seem to like "business", and as a bookseller would regularly have to meet Pooh fans. While both of these facts did at times cause them frustration, Milne and his wife ran their bookshop for many years without any help from royalties from sales of the Pooh books. He occasionally visited his father after the elder Milne became ill, but once his father died, he did not see his mother during the 15 years that passed before her death;[2] even when she was on her death bed she refused to see her son.[3]
Christopher Robin fucked his cousin and had mommy issues. Discuss.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)18:11
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>sister walks into room when I'm playing
>asks what I'm plainyg
>"its this Winnie the Pooh flash game
>"Is this seriously what you do in your free time?"
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)18:13
44643228
>>44643096He seems to be a petty ass from the stories told on /v/ and his life synopsis on Wikipedia.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)18:15
44643277
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)18:15
44643288
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)18:16
44643319
Can't get more than 16 hits on that damn owl. It's pretty consistent, but the luck involved in his wobbles always cheats me out of just enough hits to fail me.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)18:21
44643459
>>44643143>not usually, I just heard it was hard. You try if you think you're so great.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)18:21
44643483
>>44643096His mother was also apparently rather distraught that Christopher wasn't born a girl, and forced him to crossdress on multiple occasions.
No fucking wonder.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)18:22
44643505
>>44641852>>44641852Rev's about to go after Christopher Robin.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)18:36
44643939
>>44634579WHAT IN THE FUCK
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)18:48
44644341
shit fucker. I can't even beat Eyore. How the hell do we know where the ball goes?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:05
44644902
>>44634579The keys don't work if you click out of Boat-o-Cross
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:18
44645381
is there a video of Christopher Robin's pitch?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:24
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Just got to owl. Shit's getting real niggas.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:25
44645610
>>44644341If you hit the ball on the green spot on your bat it should make a clear shot and not a foul ball... most of the time.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:25
44645614
>>44645381Mere mortal hypercams cannot grasp the true form of Christopher Robin's Inter-dimensional Positron Rape Cannon Black Hole Pitch
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:37
44645974
>>44638936>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Quvm7OS8b6Is this from Earthbound?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:39
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I can't even get past the goddamn pink elephant.
Golem
01/03/13(Thu)19:41
44646090
I BEAT TIGGER
I DID IT
ME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHaaaaa
This was the most tense moment of my entire gaming career.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:46
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ALL OF OWL'S BALLS
ARE IN THE PARK
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:47
44646299
>>44646256Move as far down as you can, and try and hit his pitches with the end of the bat rather than the center.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:47
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>swing
>framerate chugs to a halt and I miss
>swing
>nothing happens
>swing
>ball goes backwards into the damn river
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT PROGRAMMED THIS
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:48
44646329
Golem
01/03/13(Thu)19:50
44646376
>>44646329I'm pretty sure that this game is purgatory and if you win it you have to play baseball against satan and then you are rewarded with ascension to godhood.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:51
44646408
>>44646090You're about to face Christopher. You poor, poor soul.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:52
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>>44646256>12 dingers, 10 turns left>"I'm gonna make it! I'M GONNA MAKE IT!">Strike Strike Foul Park Park Foul Foul Park Strike Park>Fall down the Gorge>Ambulence taking me to hospital crashes into tree>Falls down gorge again.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:53
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>smack the shit out of the ball
>looks like it's gonna be a home run
>fouls by just barely
>over
>and over
>and over again
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:53
44646467
>mfw i realize a light mouse tap does nothing but a hard mouse tap makes pooh actually swing
Never in my goddamn life have I ever seen anything that requires you to press down harder on the goddamn mouse button. Fucking god.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:57
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:58
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Finally beat the goddamn elephant. Now I face the pig.
>captcha large magoomk
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)19:59
44646659
>>44646614Fuck that look on his face
It's like he's actually thinking "You're not worth my time"
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:03
44646763
>hit ball dead on
>it flies like 100m behind me
WHY THE FUCK
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:04
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:07
44646898
Christopher Robin is tough, but the owl is definitely the absolute worst thing to face just because of the frustration factor and luck involved.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:08
44646929
dwehfahudhau FUCK THIS GAME
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:09
44646963
>>44646929If I ever meet the man who made this game, I will murder him.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:14
44647141
> Forever foul shots
> Can't even get past fucking Eeyore
I hate baseball...
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:22
44647373
What are the different stats I'm putting points into?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:23
44647394
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ROO YOU MOTHER FUCKER THATS NOT HOW YOU PITCH A BALL
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:23
44647414
>>44647373Power, Contact, Speed
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:24
44647439
27/40
I'll beat you eventually...
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:29
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A drawfag on /v/ wants to do more like this. A whole comic.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:36
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These fucking cunts right here. They're fucking laughing at me.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:39
44648001
I suck at this game
I can't even beat Nigglet
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:41
44648052
Why the fuck does the ball go sideways when I hit it? Is there any way to even control the damn thing?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:44
44648145
Only the japs could make a game for children where you need to grind to win.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:45
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>>44648052You have shit aim. Use the green spot on the bat to aim your swings.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:46
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>>44647878Man something about their expressions just makes me laugh. Almost like they realize how badly they throw yet Pooh keeps on swinging.
Lizerd
01/03/13(Thu)20:49
44648319
It's nice to see boards get along like this.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:50
44648369
>>44648319>Yfw this was a /co/v/ert operation to have the boards be all friendly like.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:51
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>>44648188>Use the green spot on the bat to aim your swingsI thought that at first too.
But no, it doesn't help at all. It's only there to lull you into a false sense of security, silently taunting you as Pooh's friends humiliate him over and over.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:51
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>>44648236Their expressions... they always smile. They know your pain.
They know your suffering.
They know that you are losing your sanity... and they love every second of it.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:52
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>>44648379To be fair, Pooh deserves it.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:53
44648450
>>44648379It worked for me. If Tigger's giving you trouble then there's something might make things easier.
Whitney Houston - I Learned from the Best
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:53
44648452
>>44648401That is why I fear the Pooh.
And you're telling me he is on the bottom of this nightmare totem pole?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:55
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Oh god, it's still here.
http://pooh.wikia.com/wiki/Christopher_Robin#2013_Winnie_the_Pooh.27s_Home_Run_Derby
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Robin
>Read the bottom paragraph of Disney adaptation.
Golem
01/03/13(Thu)20:57
44648588
I can't beat christopher
christopher
>christo pher
>ephisto crrh
> c = 3, r = 18, r = 18, h = 8
> 3 + 18 + 18 + 8 = 47
> 47 mod 26(number of letters in alphabet) is 21
> 8 stages
> 21 - 8 is 13
> 13 is M
> Mephisto
> Christopher Robin is Mephisto aka Mephistopheles
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:58
44648604
>>44647878>>44648236>>44648401Why isn't there a creepypasta of this yet?
>>44648512Oh god my sides
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)20:59
44648654
>>44648604Winnie the Pooh is its own creepy pasta.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:01
44648717
>>44648512>Disney reinterpreted Christopher Robin's character as a bitter, hateful god of the Hundred Acre WoodSounds about right
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:08
44648953
Does anyone remember that Winnie the Pooh copypasta where they all discovered the act of 'Climing the Hunny Tree'?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:10
44649054
>>44648953Does that mean masturbating?
If so...
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:14
44649162
>>44649054Yes.IIRC one of them goes on a murderous rampage cos no-one will help him jack off. I think it was Gopher.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:16
44649234
>>44649162Now I'm not sure how to feel about this...
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:17
44649275
I can't get past Kanga. Jesus christ, this game is evil
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:17
44649281
>>44649162Everybody hates the forced canon characters.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:18
44649301
>>44649234I-I am not the only one who think that Rabbit is k-kinda cute, right?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:30
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Suck my fucking dick, you bitch.
Now the real hell begins
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:34
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:36
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:43
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>mfw
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:47
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There are 9 circles of Hell.
There's something far greater in power waiting just after Christopher Robin, I just know it.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:49
44650380
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:52
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>>44650319too bad you'll never get past my minions!
silly old bear
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:52
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Fucking hell, this shit is painful.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:53
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:53
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>>44650380>he throws combo pitches>roo/owl>roo/rabbit>tigger/rabbit>owl/tigger
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:56
44650570
I am surprised there isn't more /co/ OC, like with Dr Manhattan or the Joker or something.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)21:56
44650589
FUCK
I've been on Christopher FAGGOTSHIT Robin for nearly half an hour
I've done that fucking infographic help sheet
I've used so much fucking honey I must have given Pooh goddamn diabetes of the brain
But the little fucker keeps pitching
Keeps right on pitching
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:02
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>>44650570This is all I have in terms of /co/ related images
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:03
44650763
Anyone get a good shot of the catcher?
I'm curious what it is.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:03
44650780
>>44650741Tigger and Owl should be switched.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:04
44650828
>>44650763It's Gopher. He's the one calling the shots.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:08
44650928
I gave UberHaxorNova a link to the game.
I hope he plays it.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:09
44650959
Welp. I've been grinding on Rabbit.
Just reached Owl.
What am I in for guys? The Kangaroo alone fucked me more than that rabbit.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:10
44650987
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:10
44651000
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:11
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>>44650828Gopher has no power. He attempted to warn Pooh of the coming Diamond, but was captured by Rabbit and had his mind flayed by CR. Nothing of Gopher now remains.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:12
44651040
>>44650959BACK AND FORTH
BACK AND FORTH
BACK AND FORTH
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:12
44651044
So which of the three power-ups do you guys build? I'm having trouble with that fucking rabbit.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:12
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Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
01/03/13(Thu)22:14
44651089
>>44646626>having trouble this early onGet out while you still can
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:16
44651141
>>44651044Second one, hitbox
Lets you hit more often
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:17
44651174
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Robin#Disney_adaptations
>"In a flash game released on their site in 2013, Disney reinterpreted Christopher Robin's character as a bitter, hateful god of the Hundred Acre Wood, who has trapped the souls of the inhabitants and forced them to play a grand tournament of baseball. With only Pooh being able to challenge his ungodly powers, he eventually defeats Christopher Robin and his horde of pitchers, but at loss of sanity and eventual destruction of the Hundred Acre Wood, which was only held together with Christopher's baleful powers."
>mfw http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Christopher_Robin#2013_flash_game
>"Is that really the plot of the game? Somehow, I doubt it, and yet, attempts to revert it have been foiled and people have been undoing vandalism on it."
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:18
44651200
>>44651141Thanks. I finally got past the rabbit. Let's do this, owl bastard.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:18
44651202
>>44651174>Wikipedia editors being gullible to think there's a shred of truth there.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:19
44651241
How long until folks like Pewdiepie and Tobuscus get their hands on this and ruin the fun?
Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
01/03/13(Thu)22:20
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>>44651174>Is that really the plot of the game?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:22
44651311
>>44651241Hopefully long enough for us to get full enjoyment out of it. There's only a couple days worth of life in this one.
It's probably on Reddit by now, worming its way though all the fagget subpages.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:24
44651368
>>44651253>>44651202They probably think it's some fangame. We do shit like that.
Remember Shut Up And Jam Gaiden?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:24
44651370
>>44634746i'd like CJ to be replaced with Robin
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:24
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>>44651202But that is the truth.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:24
44651387
>>44651311You didn't see it?
http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/729868/winnie-the-pooh
-flash-game-confounds-reddit/
It's alreday fucking dead if it's on Reddit and G4
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:25
44651408
>>44651383>not having CR's face instead
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:30
44651592
>Have to try Eeyore at least six times
>Get eight home runs the first time I try the elephant
Something must be amiss here.
Going against Piglet now.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:32
44651639
30/40.
I'm coming for you, CR.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:32
44651659
>Hyper Rage Quit.png
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:34
44651700
>>44643096holy shit hes like every horor villain trope rolled int one.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:37
44651814
>>44643096It really depresses me that the Milnes really hated Pooh
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:42
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:42
44651981
>>44637894Wow. I'm proud I got to Owl without any of that but for FUCK'S sake that was nightmarish.
Kanga and Roo were more difficult than Rabbit.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:42
44651985
>>44634771>http://atto.s2.pf-x.net/~atto/cgi-bin/up/img/7354.swfNo replies for this shit?!
I'm glad it exists
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:45
44652060
>>44651387Coming soon
>AAAAA AAAAA AAA AWHGAWD DIS OWL ISH RAPIN ME
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:45
44652081
I CAN'T GET PAST THE FUCKING OWL
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:48
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Doctor Professor Tripfag !81MaSHiaZ.
01/03/13(Thu)22:48
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>>44652060He won't get that far don't be silly.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)22:50
44652203
>>446344562/3 on Eeyore
fml
cheeseblade !OdHSAtliCM
01/03/13(Thu)23:01
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>>44652424
Fixed
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:06
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>>44651387>>44651311>>44652060Oh man we cant let the LAMESTREAM get ahold of out SUPER SPECIAL SERTE MEMES! No Homers allowed amirite?
Am I cool now, guys?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:08
44652731
>>44639520>FUCK YOUwell, my sides are in orbit
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:09
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Fresh OC from /v/.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:09
44652769
>>44651387>flash-game-confounds-reddit>Article quotes a post on reddit saying 4chan found the game firstIf they have a direct quote saying it wasn't reddit, why is the article about reddit?
HOLY FUCKING SHEET!!!!
01/03/13(Thu)23:09
44652770
>>44634456Guys holy fucking shit I think I'm about to make it. I totally sperged out for the past 20 hours and I'm on Chris, grinded to the max, fucking WINNING I'd screencap if posting this wan st taking me out of the game as is. Wish me luck I'm going in....
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:10
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Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:11
44652837
>>44652769Because they have to pander to the largest audience and 4chan still has the reputation of being the arsehole of the internet. What, you thought it was about journalism? It's a Winnie the Pooh flash game.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:12
44652860
>>44652688Be fair. In a weeks' time, it'll be on people's facebook pages, celebrities will be tweeting about it, and it's going to be on Kotaku and Joystiq and IGN twice a day.
Sometimes things are actually worth complaining about.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:12
44652878
>>44652770hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:13
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I can't even get past Piglet. Once I hit five, he gets faster
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:14
44652932
Just fucking trounced Rabbit on my first try. Now to dismantle Owl.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:14
44652941
>>44652860How does other people enjoying something make it less fun for you? You're worse than anticonformist hipster doucheholes.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:15
44652959
>>44652688I'm mostly mad for reddit taking.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:15
44652965
>>44652932>Now to dismantle Owl.oh, the naivety of youth
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:15
44652974
>>44652916Keep the bat near the top of the batting area. The ball itself accelerates as it travels, so the earlier you hit it, the more forgiving it is.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:16
44652997
Owl will die today.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:17
44653006
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:17
44653015
>>44652941For the same reason no one laughs at the "orange you glad I didn't say banana" joke. It was fucking hilarious when you first heard it when you were five. But when you hear it every day afterward, it loses some of its luster.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:17
44653022
>>44652997im fighting him nao gl
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:18
44653041
>>44653006>>44652959They haven't taken credit. G4 gave them credit. The post quoted in the article even says 4chan found it. It's just G4 being a quality source of journalism as usual.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:20
44653091
>>44653015Why can't you just enjoy what content we have now? So what if the joke becomes stale in a few days. Just let it go.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:21
44653122
Fucking Tigger is cheating.
invisible bullshit.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:21
44653124
darh eb nac emag hsalf a kniht t'nod i
hooP ma......I
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:21
44653144
Fucking owl makes 8 shapes with his fucking feathery dick up in my ass.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:22
44653163
>>44653091That's a good point. I will do that.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:22
44653167
>>44652997>>44652932Hubris will be your downfall
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:22
44653181
wow fuck Owl I keep getting a two or three short
KILL ME NOW PLS
01/03/13(Thu)23:24
44653224
>>44652770Well, my dream were crushed. Time to commit sepekari.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:25
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from /sp/
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:26
44653279
Rabbit is the only one I can beat with few problems. Owl is a fucker, I hit most of his balls but they came down so quickly, I barely got any home runs.
KILL ME NOW PLS
01/03/13(Thu)23:28
44653340
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:30
44653392
THE MIGHTY OWL LORD HAS FALLEN
TIGGER THE TERRIBLE WILL BE THE NEXT TO FEEL MY WRATH
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:30
44653401
Owl is a dickhead. I was hitting all his balls easily but they would fly off in the wrong direction and now he has me off my game so I can't even hit them reliably anymore.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:30
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>>44652916Okay, it took me 15 times to get through Piglet, but I got through Kanga and Roo on my first try?
I... I don't know what's happening. Am I playing the game or is the game playing me?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:32
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>accidentally close game tab
>have to start all over
>blow through first three stages easily
>get to kanga & roo
>get ten home runs
>five balls left
>foul
>foul
>foul
>foul
>homerun
>itkeepshappening.gif
>mfw
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:33
44653489
>>44653448The game should save your progress if you have cookies enabled.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:33
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Requesting the FoolyCooly OC
I know someone has it from /v/'s earlier thread
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:35
44653540
I just got to Tigger.
>6 home runs right off the bat.
HA! I've got this. He will be crushed on my first try.
>Miss the next 10 pitches
FUCK
KILL ME NOW PLS
01/03/13(Thu)23:35
44653544
>>44653448eeg ir the pro.
Conner has major sameface
KILL ME NOW PLS
01/03/13(Thu)23:36
44653561
>>44652203We have achcieeved maximum despair.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:42
44653729
is it a bug or tigger actually throws invisible balls?
what the fuck??
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:43
44653750
Has anyone beat the game and recorded it yet?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:43
44653774
Holy shit does this Owl cheat.
I get to 14 hits with 10 remaining.
Then out of nowhere his balls are more erratic and faster and fucking fouls out the ass. I end up with an 18. A FUCKING 18.
Fuck this bitch of an owl.
I'm mad.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:44
44653776
>>44653729I can see his balls just fine.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:44
44653783
>>44653750The defeat of Christopher Robin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAGk_NLToa4
KILL ME NOW PLS
01/03/13(Thu)23:44
44653798
>>44653750>BeatYou dont "beat" Winnie the Pooh Home Run Derby, you SURVIVE Winnie the Pooh Home Run Derby.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:45
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>>44650570>"Pit it?" Pooh-bear, I'm not a Yankee's pitcher. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master pitch if there remained the slightest chance that you'd hit a home run? I pitched it 35 minutes ago.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:46
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>>44653783I'm given newfound hope.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:46
44653868
>>44653783Holy shit.
Thanks, man.
KILL ME NOW PLS
01/03/13(Thu)23:46
44653870
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:47
44653890
I quit after beating Pigglet and before reading threads because I thought you guys were just being ironic or something.
What the the other players like?
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:49
44653921
>>44653890I lost to Kanga, the ball fucking BOUNCES.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:50
44653945
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xButjfhZWVU
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:51
44653979
>>44653249Besides mixing up Piglet and Kanga's order, that pretty good.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:52
44654020
>>44653890Tigger's attacks are invisible, Owl throws in constant zig-zags, and there is no forgiveness from Christopher Robin
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:53
44654043
>>44653945>>44653783Or, because I'm awful with extensions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xButjfhZWVU
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:53
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This game will end me.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:53
44654047
>>44653921I lost to Owl.
Fuck.
FUCK THAT ZIG-ZAG SHIT.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:53
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>can't even get passed Eeyore
01/03/13(Thu)23:53
44654066
I don't.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:56
44654170
>>44654050I had to borrow a mouse from my roommate, because the trackpad was being a bastard. It just takes a bit to get used to the movement drift.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:58
44654237
FUCK TIGGER
I'm out.
Anonymous
01/03/13(Thu)23:59
44654255
>>44653783>Swatting away Tigger's nigger-ass inviso-ballsTruly, I can call this man my King.
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:01
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>On Piglet get to 7 easy all of the sudden dingers everywhere the whole time...
FUCK YOU
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:03
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my god I feel like I've already have C'thulu whisper into my ear telling me dark unimaginable horrors and I'm only at owl.
I may very well end up killing everybody in my apartment building if I make it to the dark lord
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:03
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Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:04
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Finally beat Rabbit.
ithurtsithurtsithurtsithurtsithurts
KILL ME NOW PLS
01/04/13(Fri)00:05
44654463
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:09
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>tfw I gave up at Tigger
I tried, /co/. The Invisiballs were too much for me.
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:16
44654816
Fouls are random right?
Fuck this game
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:20
44654944
>>44654816If the ball flies to the left, you hit too early. If it flies to the right, you hit too late.
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:27
44655171
scored 18 on tigger, a twinkle of hope appeared in my cloudy vision
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:27
44655175
>mfw I couldn't take the music any more
I know it is pleb tier to mute, but goddamn I am going insane.
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:27
44655183
First time playing this, I just beat Eeyore. It's not that bad when does it get worse?
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:29
44655241
>>44655183Even the most skilled of players will suffer the owl.
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:30
44655268
>>44655183You like fowl balls?
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:30
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Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:33
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>>44655241>16/19 for OwlEVERY
SINGLE
TIME
I want to go to sleep, but I can't until he's stuffed, and hung over my mantle
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:33
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>>44655175>Completely breeze through game at first>Stuck on Owl, but doing relatively fine. 16/19 and above.>That fucking music is finally starting to drive me insane, though>Switch to my own tunes>Suddenly, all my hits are either fouls or weak as hell>Decide to take a breather with Rabbit, who I'd destroyed earlier>He whoops my ass. Multiple times.The game knows I turned the music off.
It isn't pleased that I've kept it from corrupting me with its demonic subliminal messages. And it'll make me turn the music back on if it's the last thing it does.
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:42
44655588
>>44655360That song will be in our heads while we sleep. Owl and Christopher Robin will haunt our dreams.
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)00:56
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>>44655241>>44655268>just reached OwlSeriously, fuck this guy
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)01:06
44656515
Who do you guys farm on?
I could barely beat Nigglet and Kanga is giving me about what i'd get off of the elephant even if I can't beat her.
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)01:07
44656542
my hand hurts fuck you tiger
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)01:22
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>10/19
>10/19
>10/19
>16/19
>10/19
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)01:35
44657551
Rabbit say: Fuck Physics, Fuck 'em right in the ass.
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)01:37
44657599
told my friend id buy him a cake and pie if he won, poor fool's trying
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
01/04/13(Fri)01:38
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>>44657065>15/19>17/19>18/19>17/19>17/19>18/19>mfw I finally beat owl
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)01:50
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After hours of turmoil, frustration, and despair, the Winged One has been defeated. He stole victory from me many times with his merciless talons, but it's finally over.
What's that? There's still one more guardian of hell remaining? Who? 'The Bouncer'? Shit.
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)01:53
44658151
it's weird that you can lose to one of them so many times, often falling short by a single hit, then suddenly you just completely crush them.
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)02:01
44658425
Aight, I gave up on the Kangaroos
I don't have it in me, especially at 2 am
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)02:08
44658613
>Don't understand controls
>Take two tries at Eeyore to get the hang of it
>Breeze through everyone on one try
>Get to the owl
>Foul
>Foul
>Foul
>Foul
>FoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoul
>FoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoulFoul
Skip !Y2Gmrq8kPU
01/04/13(Fri)02:11
44658745
About to take on Rabbit, what upgrades do I need?
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)02:14
44658833
>>44658745Not much, really. Just predict where his pitches are gonna go. Rabbit's pretty easy.
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
01/04/13(Fri)02:15
44658873
>>44658745all rabbit does is break the sound barrier, no real worries.
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)02:56
44660128
>Tigger, first try
>"It's not that hard compared to owl."
>Get by okay
>Down to last 4 pitches
>I need 5 more
>"Shit, I can't miss."
>Pitch disappears
>Swing bat
>Browser freezes up
>When I come to, there's only three pitches left
>"Shit. I could have finished it on my first try."
>"Oh well, at least I can finish it easily next time."
>Next try
>9/28
Next try
>12/28
>Next try
>7/10
I fucking hate this game.
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)03:06
44660403
>Against Owl, 16 dingers, 7 turns left
>"Oh my God, Oh my God I can actually do this."
>Fouls and In Parks everywhere
>Browser freezes up for a bunch more
>The game has infected my browser to make sure I don't win.
Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)03:14
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Anonymous
01/04/13(Fri)03:20
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I'M COMING FOR YOU NEXT, CHRISTOPHER
GeneralLargo
01/04/13(Fri)03:20
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