>>39534307
You're fucked in the head mang.

Dude, that's retarded. They don't look anything alike.

I guess? I mean they both have black hair that's about the same length, and they're both white guys

but aside from that you're kinda reaching

i met kent once. motherfucker was clumsy as hell. a mountain has more grace than he does. and then lobo showed up and started shooting all like pop pop pop and kent bailed the fuck out and hid somewhere. then superman showed up and saved the day, and only after supes had taken lobo away kent came back.

no way that cowardly, clumsy nigga is supes

>>39534307
What? This is a troll thread, isn't it?

That's just because the art of JLU suffers from sameface, man

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>>39534307
I bet you think all white guys look the same, you fucking racist!

Now that you mention it, there is a little resemblance I guess.

But not much. I mean, Clark wears glasses!

Don't be stupid, you know who does though that Judge Dredd chap. And you never see them together

He looks way more like Bruce Wayne. I don't know how people don't see the connections.

Have you ever noticed how Bruce Wayne and Superman are never in a room together?

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What? That's preposterous, I can't even believe someone would think that

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Naw dawg naw.

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look here its Clark Kent and he looks like Suuperman

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>mfw this thread

>>39534391

bruce wayne is drunk half the time. the other half he's probably banging bimbos in his wayne tower loft

he looks more like Frank Castle

I live on the West coast and have no idea who this Kent person is, and even if I had heard of him who the fuck knows what a damn newspaper reporter looks like? I don't even know what any of the reporters for my paper look like

Have you ever noticed how Superman and Professor X are never in the same room together?

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You know I think I've got it...the reason Kent dissapears whenever there's danger, how sometimes things seem to 'coincidentally' get fixed or destroyed in ways that require great strength while he's around

I think when dangerous things happen.. he puts on a leotard and a wig and fights crime

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>>39534421
>>39534307
I don't see what you're getting at.

What? They don't look anything alike.

I can't help but notice that the Wonder Woman and Bruce Wayne are never in the same room together.

>>39534397
Holy shit, this guy's got a point!

But wait a second...
Bruce Wayne is rediculously rich, and saving the world's gotta bring in some serious coin somewhere...
Plus the only way someone could be that on top of everything would probably be with Wayne's patented technology...

Holy shit. I think Bruce Wayne is Superman.

Wasn't Clark THERE and interviewing Superman when the mayor gave Supes the key to Metropolis city?
I'm sure I've seen Clark and Superman shaking hands before. Go check the Daily Planet's archives, I know I read it in their paper at least.

>>39534473
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!

We have to tell a reporter, or someone. We've figured it out!

There's billions of humans in the world man, he's gotta look like someone

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What if Bruce Wayne is secretly Clark Kent?

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Is it just me or does Bueno Excellante look like that reporter Clark Kent?

Well supermans an alien right? And aliens by all logic shouldn't really look human

maybe when he first came to earth he just grabbed a random humans dna and shapeshifted so he'd fit in

that human? Clark Kent

>>39534484
I know this is a HUMONGOUS stretch.... but what if kent IS superman and got a friend like batman to dress up like him for the ceremony????

>>39534522
So what you're saying...is that Bruce Wayne is an alien?

>>39534421
Would you look at that. Without his glasses Clark looks like a square jawed asian man.

>>39534473
Yes! And get this: What if Clark Kent is getting paid to cover the Superman stories by Bruce? I mean you know how much Bruce likes attention, why shouldn't Superman get good publicity? Dude, I think we have something here..

>>39534522
that makes more sense than the canon

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Superman kinda... ... reminds me a little of...
what if I just put on a mask...
OH MY GOODNESS

I bet next you're gonna bring up how their hair looks similar. Do you know how many men style their hair after Superman?

>>39534539
That's fucking bullshit.
Everyone knows Superman and Batman would never hang out unless they needed to.

Don't be ridiculous, Clark Kent wears classes superman DOESN'T wear glasses.

>>39534587
I heard they have alternate identities where they're totally fucking. Seriously, batman just puts on a slightly different dark outfit and superman throws on a blonde wig and they pretend to be totally different dudes

and fuck each other

>>39534604
>Clark Kent wears classes
Clark never leaves home without putting on the most stylish plebeians.

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I know Clark Kent's secret.
He is fucking his brunet cousin
He is from a farm in Kansas.

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Is just me or does Superman look like a zebra?

>>39534604
This. Why would Superman just stop needing glasses sometimes. Put some thought into your theories OP.

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>>39534685
HOLY SHIT
CLARK KENT IS CAPTAIN PLANET!

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>>39534429
>>39534429
>>39534429
>>39534429

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Clark, I...

>>39534766

They...both need the sun to recharge their powers...

Mother of God.

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Nah... Superman is a alien from Krypton and Clark Kent is some reporter. Whoever heard of a man that works for a newspaper company and then run off wearing Blue and red tights to save the day?

>>39534652
>Kansas
No fucking way is Clark Superman then.
How could the Man of Steel be raised in Kan-fucking-sas? What, did tornadoes to Oz grant him powers?

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Who cares about the man of steel when you got the man of gold
Booster Gold!
now, who wants to join my fanclubbefore Didio cancels it like JLI

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i wonder

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Oh here we go, Break out the tinfoil hats.

And i expect lois lane is wonder woman now right?

>>39534897
can I get your autograph Green Lantern?

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Is it possible that Captain Amazing is actually Lance Hunt?

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LEX LUTHOR IS SUPERMAN

>>39534983
>Michael Cartrer of earth, you have great rage in your heart, welcome to the red lantern corps

Never change /co/

>>39534940
Chins aren't the same.

>>39535050
No Lance Hunt wears glasses Captain Amazing doesn't we've gone over this. How would he be able to see?

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>>39534803
SHUT UP

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Are you telling that this whole time Batman was reallylicking my asshole?

Seriously, for some reason, looking at this pic makes the Clark Kenting thing seem plausible.

Guys give it up. I tried to tip off my local newspaper about Clark Kent being Superman and I was laughed right out of the office. The editor was only interested in the local vigilante for some reason. Fuck that guy.

I live in New York btw.

>>39534473
Come on, people. How could anyone be Superman?
He's an alien from another planet for christ's sake! He doesn't even wear a mask! He's not hiding his identity from us because he doesn't need to, he's Superman! Superman is Superman and that's all there is to it.

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>>39535359
Yes

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>>39534307
Is it just me or does Superman look like Mad Stan?

>>39535391

So Henry Rollins is Superman?