>"Hi, yes, I am, uh your uh, how you say, antagonist, or uh, in common parlance, if you will, villain, as you would say?"
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Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)13:54
No.38665306 >>
Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)14:06
No.38665615 >>38665306
>"Ah, well, I see, uh, that you are, uh, how do I put it, not impressed? Impressed, yes, well, uh, I see that I now, have uh, a crisisofconfidence, in, say, what I would call, my nemesis. Well, you see, that's not a problem because ICANBENDBEESMOTHERFUCKER"
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Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)14:12
No.38665802 >>38665615
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Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)14:13
No.38665847 Who made this thread in my honor?
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Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)14:16
No.38665920 >>38665847
>Ah, I see that, you, uh, are this, impostor, as they like to call them in the, uh, english language. Well, I have some, VERY bad news for you, I'm about to, uh, bend bees into your orifices.
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Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)14:18
No.38665980 >>38665262
>how you say
That ruined it. I instantly started hearing a foreign accent Goldblum doesn't have.
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Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)14:20
No.38666031 What race is he?
He looks Indian. Or Italian.
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Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)14:21
No.38666056 >>38665920
You. I like you. And. Your thread. I think it's very. Funny. Please.
Continue.
Bees. Hilarious.
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Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)14:21
No.38666058 >>38666031
Jewish
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Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)14:21
No.38666071 >>38665920
>Ah, yes, but, uh, which one of us? Isinfact, theee, uhhh, real, Goldblum?
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Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)14:25
No.38666184 But is Jeff Goldblum immortal? Are his methods supernatural?
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Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)14:28
No.38666260 >>38666184
Or cheap parlor tricks...?
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Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)14:29
No.38666312 >>38666215
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Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)14:31
No.38666360 >>38666312
>combustion-man has an orgasm.png
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Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)14:33
No.38666403 bamp for more Goldblum speek
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Anonymous
07/12/12(Thu)14:34
No.38666440 In all seriousness Goldblum should do voiceacting. Or narrate Audiobooks.
That voice of his is super pleasant .