Fighting isn't a real sport.

>>26938220

What about boxing and .... uh wrestling?

>mfw Sportsmaster beats Batman in season finale

>>26938235
MMA is pretty much a sport anymore.

>sports and sports accessories

>>26938268
>>26938276
Hankmind

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sports#Types_of_sports

O shit.

I think Sportsmaster means he's just a gym teacher who killed a kid.

Fucking walking is a sport. He is the best AT WALKING.

But how can he be the best at team sports, when as a villain he can never know the power of friendship?

>>26938383
>implying all professional sports teams aren't full of self-centered douchebags who only work together grudgingly for the money

Sportmaster is a lame version of Taskmaster

>>26938320
SPORTSMASTER: OFFICIAL SPEAKER FOR POWERTHIRST, THE ENERGY DRINK FOR SPORTMASTERS WHO NEED TO MASTER SPORTS REAL FAST!

>>26938320
But... is he the best at sprint?

>>26938295
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater_ice_hockey

I uhhh... what!?

Sportsmaster is the best villain ever.

"You think you're hot shit with that magic ring of yours, don't you, Green Lantern? Well, guess what? I've got a tennis racket and I'm gonna fuck you up."

Seriously. No one's got balls like that.

>>26938422
Sportsmaster confirmed for more badass than Batman and capable of accomplishing more impossible tasks than Deadpool.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disabled_sports

When Sportsmaster plays, there are no winners.

Robin: I hacked into the Light's audio feed!

Sportsmaster: We are all ready for the attack on-
L1: Stop. We are being listen to.
Sportsmaster: I shall continue this conversation through my mastery of interpretive dance.

>>26938510

SPORTSMASTER IS THE BEST AT WOMEN'S FIELD HOCKEY

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_combat

FUCK

>This thread

Sportsmaster confirmed for best villain ever.

>Oh so you can fly huh Green Lantern? Well let's see your ass fly after taking on my yellow Fighter Kite. Fuckin' hurts don't it? Ya lily-dicked bitch.

how has this slipped by for so long unnoticed?!

Debating is considered a speaking sport so I guess he successfully convinces Superman to kill himself if given enough time?

Quidditch

Wait, so...wouldn't he be able to beat Batman, Lex Luthor, Grod and Ra's Al Ghul at chess?

>>26938651
Because Sportsmaster is an ANCIENT Alan Scott villain with an apparently goofy gimmick. Having him recently pop up in Young Justice has given him some exposure.

Urolagnia (also urophilia, undinism, golden shower and watersports) is a paraphilia in which sexual excitement is associated with the sight or thought of urine or urination.
>watersports

CHALLENGE PISSING

But can he beat the Koreans at Starcraft?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport_stacking

>Where's the Mess hall Ra's?
>To the left and down the hall.
Once there our friend Sportsmaster proceeds to school the bartenders on stacking with glass cups.
>BITCH YOU CALL THAT STACKING? MY GRANDMA CAN STACK GLASS CUPS BETTER THAN YOUR SORRY ASS AND THAT BITCH HAS CEREBRAL PALSY
>NOW DO IT AGAIN WITHOUT BREAKING THE GLASS
>DON'T YOU START CRYING FAGGOT OR I'LL STAB YOU IN THE SPLEEN WITH THIS JAVELIN
>SAY I WONT

Working for the Light must suck when Sportsmaster's around.

>>26938892

He regularly challenges Cheshire to show off his actions per minutes

>>26938933
"I'm Vietnamese, you racist prick! I don't even understand this stupid game!"

"Shut up and zerg rush me. I can take it."

>>26938933
>>26938957
Just take all of it

But can he beat Matter-Eater Lad at competitive eating?

So wait. How would he beat the Flash at a race? Or does being the best at racing just means that he has the best form and technique?

>>26939014
He must be able to since he's THE SPORTSMASTER!!!

And thus a meme was born...

>>26939014

He can eat faster, but he can't digest the inedible stuff. So I guess he pukes it up later while waving his trophy around.

>>26939031
He must pull some tortoise and the hare shit on him.

"That's it, Flash. Slow and steady... TO HELL!"

>>26939031
He's the Sportsmaster. Question answered

I wonder if he goes around trolling grade school spelling bees.

"My team's losing to a bunch of sidekicks! I must motivate them to victory with my unparalleled cheerleading skill! Luckily I have a skirt and small shirt packed for just an occasion."

>>26938295
>Haggis Hurling

>>26939031
He has contacts in all sports organizations in the world. He can just buy his victory, stay at the finish line, then proclaim he won and have all observers and experts confirm his story.

To be the best at sports, he also needs to be the best at cheating so as to know how to tell it apart from fair winning to in turn be able to beat the snot out of cheaters.

But in the case of the Flash, superpowers are like cheating, so he can cheat to win himself.

>>26939099

"Adding to that my expert flag twirling skills I shall be an unstoppable juggernaut of team spirit!"

>>26939121
Flash gets disqualified. Speed Force gets classified as a performance enhancing drug.

Fuck, it must suck to hang out with that guy.

>>26939089

"Cry home to mama, kid. I always take the gold."

>>26939168
"But you don't even go to our school!"

>>26939184
"SPORTSMASTER. EAT IT."

>>26938420
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04

>>26939202
Then he knocks the kid out by chucking a dodge ball at his face.

"So it's come down to this - one last game of poppinjay. Let's see what you've got, /Speedy/."

"It's RED ARROW!"

"I'm going to pollute your fucking ocean and you can't stop me, Aquaman! I'm an expert speed-sailer!"

So does this mean he could beat Superboy in an arm wrestling match?

Suddenly, everybody in Young Justice gets tagged with solid rubber balls in the nuts at speeds of over 200 miles per hour.

"How does it feel? To be low-balled, by the hi-li king?"

>>26939281
>all of the fucking grunting and rage yelling

Sportsmaster busts on the scene of a spelling bee and wins.

"HAHAHAHA! How do you spell 'bad motherfucker'? S-P-O-R..."

Ah but could he beat my high score in drop ball?

>>26939334

Then they look in the dictionary and confirm he's correct.

>>26939349

>>26939353

"Can you use it in a sentence?"
"SPORTSMASTER IS A BAD MOTHERFUCKER."

>>26939390

>>26939349

You bet your ass he can.

What if Taskmaster faced off against Sportsmaster after watching him play a match?

>>26939377
Now i dont want you to be intimidated, but my high score is 6.

>>26939430
Then Taskmaster would only become an expert at one sport type, so all Sportsmaster would have to do is switch to another and Taskmaster would be screwed.

>beetle fighting

"Amazing how ya never run out of uses for Venom steroids! Natural predator, THIS, ya little faggot scorpion!"

Since he is the best at any sport does that mean he also has the most heart, like when his team is behind does it mean he has the will to play through a seperated shoulder or something to win the match for his team/himself or does it mean he just blows away everyone at everything. If it's the former, why doesn't this motherfucker have a green lantern ring?

>endurance sports
>skipping

SKIPPING CORPS, ASSEMBLE AND MOVE OUT.

>>26939456
The extra 10% in 110% percent comes from Venom.

>>26939456
Because using a ring would be cheating.

>>26939456
Because Power Ring isn't a sport.

Or is it?

>>26939456
>why doesn't he have a green lantern ring?

BECAUSE THAT IS CHEATING, YOU CRETIN

>>26939456

He had one, but lost it in a coin toss. His only weakness is that he's terrible at games of chance.

>>26939476
>>26939480

What if power ring was a sport on another planet? Or does his power to be the best only include earth sports?

>>26939456
He didn't want the ring because he's not interested in being a pansy defender of the universe.

Besides, he can make better use of his surroundings than anything any Green Lantern can conjure with a puny magical ring. After all, there are all sorts of sports that utilize creativity and improvisation in competition.

He also wins all the awards for best hussle that they give out to the loser kids.

YOU CALL THAT COCKFIGHTING?! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.

Stunt pogo.

They said it couldn't be done, but Sportsmaster has turned it into a deadly martial art.

Sports Master vs. Casey Jones

GO

>>26939539
Um, Casey Jones is a total failure, bro.
His costume can be creepy but that's all there is to him.
He has no real skills or anything above average thug brawn.

He might even be a better archer than Green Arrow...

>>26939539
Sportsmaster even beats Casey Jones as competitive turtle taming.

>>26939556
Not live action movie Casey Jones, he sucked. 80's cartoon one.

"Tell you what, Batman, you beat me at ping pong and I'll let the hostages live."

>>26939485
>>26939476

"Lawrence Crock of sector 2814. You have the ability to overcome great fear. Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps"

WHAT? FUCK YOU THAT'S CHEATING

>>26939589
ONLY RING I EVER WANTED HAS 'SUPER BOWL' ENGRAVED IN IT YOU BLUE BITCHES.

But Batman is the best at everything. So if they like played golf or something they'd be evenly matched but then batman would win by being better at predicting weather or something.

He's a douche to Ra's Al Ghul whenever they go camping because Sportsmaster is better at hiking, bird-watching, trekking, rock-climbing. and shows off every chance he gets.

>>26939608
Shut up don't start that.

>>26939608
Accurately gauging and anticipating the weather is a necessary factor for any outdoor sport.

Hopefully snikting bubs will never be a sport.

>>26939635
How many bubs could Sportsmaster snikt if Sportsmaster could snikt bubs?

>>26939617
"It shouldn't take any man with a pair of testicles longer than fifteen seconds to pitch a tent in the rain, Ra's. Maybe you should take a dunk in the Lazarus Pit again. Maybe two dunks."

"Set a pace? I did. REI even has an official name for it, it's called 'Not being as slow as shit."

"Boo-fucking-hoo I have to climb horizontally without a pick and rope tether isn't life hard."

snowball fights are considered a sport. Captain Cold is fucked.

The only reason he doesn't have a ring is because Earth's current GL isn't dead yet.

A better swimmer than Aquaman?

Consider the following:

Sportsmaster is the best at every sport and wins all the awards.

To win some awards, you must suck at it (participation trophies).

So, the Sportsmaster is the best and worst at sports, thus causing a paradox.

>>26939643

All of them.

>>26939586

"The devices on the hostages chest are set up so that for each ping pong you miss, they explode. For every one you get past me they let the hostages go. Let's do this"

>>26939674
Not all of them, but enough to win every time at Competitive Bub Snikting tournaments.

>>26939671
Not if he's the only player. After all, nobody else is even in his league.

>>26939635
"Adamantium claws are for little girls. AWW! IZ DA WIDDLE HAIRY BABY GONNA CRY?!"

Special Olympics.

>>26939691
YOU THINK I CAN'T HERP? I CAN HERP WITH THE BEST OF THEM. I CAN HERP SO HARD I CAN DERP YOU FUCKING PANSY.

Do you know what this means...

>>26939622
YOU CALL THAT A POLE VAULT?!
I'VE GOT A POLE FOR YA!
CATCH!

Yes, but can he play hole in the wall?

>>26939702
Themysciran Kanga-mounted girl roping? Fuck yes.

For a master of sports, he doesn't seem like a very sporting fellow.

>>26939767
That's loser talk. SORE loser talk.

>>26939767

He'll give his opponent a head start if they ask for it, but it won't do them a bit of difference.

THESE EXPLOSIVE TIDDLYWINKS SHOULD TAKE CARE OF YOU, AQUALAD

YOU BETTER HOPE THAT THROWING BATARANGS NEVER BECOME A SPORT OR YOU'RE GONNA BE OUT OF A JOB REAL SOON.

NOBODY SNOOKERS LIKE SPORTSMASTER

We're racing for pinks, Wonder-woman. MY JET VERSUS YOURS.

You ready for a round of sudden death, martian?

Wait, so...

The reason Cheshire said "Ugh, it had to be you!" wasn't because Sportsmaster is somehow inferior or awkward.

She said it because he's always showing her up and proving that he's better than her, so she holds an envious grudge against him and doesn't like it one bit when it's him that is sent to save her, since then he can gloat even more.

Also, Cheshire+Sportsmaster OTP.

>>26939668
only breast stroke

>>26939492
like Baseball?

>>26939924
Cheshire has some kind of history with Artemis, who is Sportsmaster's daughter.

>>26939924
more like she is his daughter

>>26939653
It's on, motherfucker.

bumpo

Does he win the masterbate-a-thon?

Sportsmaster was pimp as fuck in JLU as well.

He could take over Themyscira if he wanted. All the amazons do are sports.

This whole thread was golden

bump

Sportsmaster confirmed for best character EVER

>>26938258
tell that to /sp/

Sportsmaster- the Universe's most powerful Dog Dancer.

He's the best at any and all sports. There are things that aren't sports..... but he could institute and distribute rulebooks, judging parametres, etc, converting nonsport INTO sport.

Hell, if he got a sidekick, all the person would have to do is stand in the background, and before Sportsy did anything, say something like "Ok, now, we need to clinch this for the gold".

>>26938295
>Fistball
WHOA, not clicking that link

I am loling at this thread so fucking hard

Sportsmaster's bunnies have the twitchiest noses and the softest fur of ALL THE BUNNIES

Is mayonnaise a sport?

>>26948542
No, but cook-offs are.

Sportsmaster makes a MEAN 5 Alarm chili.

>>26948570

SportsMaster, his stat rankings are all 12s in Tony Hawk

his swivel shots and no scopes are unmatched in Halo

And in MTG he is the godking of top decking.

Sportsmaster vs. Taskmaster

Who wins?

>>26948542
...it will be once I spend 3 months training in the Andes mountains and MASTER it.

It makes me happy that this thread is still here.

>>26948625
Read the damned thread

Sportsmaster is absolutely disgusting in Calvinball.

>>26948625

>>26948299
>>26948445
More, these are hilarious.

Okay guys, Sportsmaster versus Stardust

Who wins?

>>26948593
his deck is nothing but 4 Chimney Imps, 4 Storm Crows, and 52 assorted lands
he wins every time

>>26948756
"Wizards of the Coast? I'm fucking MASTER of the Coast. Watch me tap and DESPAIR."

is he a master of boxer hockey?

>>26948843
He's the reigning champ and the only one allowed to wear a mask on the field.

What the hell are you doing with one of my masks, boy?

Selling drugs? Why that's downright unamerican! (pops some pills)

Someone needs to edit that sweet bro and hella jeff pic of jeff saying "sports"

Sportsmaster, you sold the most for the Church bake sale, so you get the new bike.

>>26948984
He then used that Bike to win the Tour De France race two times... on the same day

>>26948984
"My evil plan succeeds! Suck it, Billy Batson!"

Sportsmaster! I will not allow this to continue! I challenge you to a duel!

>>26949049

>>26949049
And then Sportsmaster drew Exodia.

>>26949049
I will use this as a weapon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVdca9U9LM

but could he beat Parker Lewis

So...Sportsmaster probably could beat almost everyone with his mastery of all sports. Starcraft is a sport in Korea, so he's probably a master strategist. Between Boxing, various martial arts competitions, Wrestling, and MMA, he's probably physically adept. Gymnastics means he's pretty nimble and quick. Hunting means he's master of guns and archery means he can use bows as well. Several different ball sports and frisbee as well allow him to send a variety of explosives all kinds of ways. The wealth of odd sports means he can survive in a huge variety of conditions. He's unmatched in races on foot or in almost any vehicle. Since Robot Combat is also a sport, he can also build machines and program them without parallel. Tag, Hide and Seek, and Capture the Flag in his skillset means he can track anyone and anything. He can lift heavy things like nothing. He's an amazing mentalist as well, knowing every strategy of every card game as well as chess. He also is a mastery of debate and the english language and can solve 7x7x7 cubes in seconds. Lumberjacking means he's great with an axe, pit crew challenges show that he's a master mechanic, and he can fuck your shit with a boomerang. He'll beat you in any strength game, or just throw some darts at your jugular. He'll parachute into your goddamn house and beat you up with 7 different kinds of hockey sticks and explain the differences between them as he does it. And then he'll give you his own personal energy drink, heal you up with his first aid skills, and coach you into being his ward. And then do a bunch of other shit I can't even think of.

BECUASE HE'S THE GODDAMN SPORTSMASTER.

I say he's more than qualified for the "obscenely overpowered Justice League" with Color Kid, Matter-Eater Lad, and Beast Boy.

>>26949763
Sweet mother of mercy he needs his own mini at the least...

>>26949763
>Starcraft is a sport in Korea, so he's probably a master strategist
No, it's not.

>>26949763
I'd love to see a drawfag draw the Obscenely Overpowered Justice League. With Plastic Man as the leader.

woah this thread is still here, awesome

I can imagine how an afternoon between him and Artemis goes:

"Think you're so great for getting nothing but bullseyes? I can get a bullseye while winning the Iditarod and suplexing a bear! Which I've done three times now."

"Shit like this is why mom left you."

"Did I ever tell you about the time I fucked your mom so hard it snapped her spine?"

"Yes, at grandma's funeral."

"Good times, good times."

THIS FUCKING TREAD

I love you /co/

And get off page 5

>>26950333
>>26949763
I approve

I bet he even sleeps aggressively/ competitively

>>26952053
"YOU CALL THAT REM SLEEP?! MY EYELIDS CAN MOVE AT 5000 TIMES PER SECOND!

"Shit Artemis, I can't play your silly video-games... Look, that guy just killed me! I can't aim!"
"You know dad, in some countries, Video-games are regarded as sports-"
"HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER I'LL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU, MY KILL/DEATH RATIO IS GONNA BE OFF THE FUCKING WAAAALL"

Now I just want a comic series where Sportsmasters runs around the DC Universe showing people up at anything that resembles a sport.

"BATMAN? BITCH I DONT SEE YOU CARRYING NO BAT! HERE'S THE SWING MOTHERFUCKER!"

"HEY GREEN ARROW GUESS WHAT I JUST SHOT A BULLSEYE THROUGH YOUR ARROW SO FUCK YOU"

"HEY FLASH YOUR FORM IS SHIT IMMA GO JUMP SOME FUCKIN HURDLES"

"HEY CYBORG YOU THINK YOURE HITTING SHOWERS? FUCK NO ILL SHOW YOU HOW TO HIT THOSE FUCKING SHOWERS LIKE A MAN"

>>26952836

...

Any drawfags?

>>26949763

>Starcraft is a sport in Korea, so he's probably a master strategist

But only while he's playing StarCraft, or another sport that requires strategy. I guess that's his one true weakness: The only way to win against Sportsmaster is not to compete.

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT NAO!!!!!!

SCREENSHOTS! SCREENSHOTS!

>>26953204

Or perhaps he's only a Master Strategist while he's in Korea?

He can beat Matter Eater Lad in an eating contest?

>>26953479
Read the damn thread....

>>26953479

Both of them would probably keep going until they've eaten the entire multiverse. There would be no survivors

>>Twenty years ago, in a run-down gym in Philadelphia

"Hey Mickey, didja hear? Superman just fought Muhammad Ali!"
"BAH! A bum beats up annuda bum! If I wanned ta see bums fightin', I'd just hop on over to da alleyway behind this dump! Now get back ta beatin' that dead cow, ya lazy sucka! Ya say ya wanna be th' master, well th' only way ta be th' master is ta be better'n all those other bums! Better at punchin'! Better at takin' punches! Better at ANYTHING! When those sonnuvabitches lay down ta sleep after a good beatin', I want ya ta get up an' give it one more round! Ya hear?! No matter what, no matter who, ONE MORE ROUND!"

Get the hell off page 5.

Somebody start shooping Sportsmaster winning all the trophies. ALL OF THEM

>Luthor: Hey Sportsmaster, did you know you can get an award for making a documentary?

THIS SUMMER: THE LEGEND OF SPORTSMASTER

>>26954411

WHAT COULD IT BE ABOUT

>>26954445

Sportsmaster winning at EVERYTHING. The end of movie has him fight Charlie Sheen to finally prove once and for all, who is better at WINNING.

>>26954568

why can't I draw

This is the best

But can he win

AT THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME?

>>26954735
Hide and Seek and Hunting are both sports. Yes he can.

Poker, Darts and billiards are technically sports as well.
He could make more money just by playing cards or pool than he would ever make committing crimes.

So, what about team sports?
I mean, obviously he's the Sportsmaster, so he's amazing at any team sport, but to play one it would require him working with others who are obviously less capable than him.

How would that work out?

>>26954411
THIS
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MAN
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WILL
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IT
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Ron Perlman is
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THE SPORTS MASTER
in theaters Jully 17th

>>26956240
He plays every field possition
at the same time

>>26956240
Hockey, Baseball, and Basketball he'd be effective. Moreso in Hockey and Baseball, since he can be a goalie and a pitcher and completely ruin the other team.

What about shit like synchronized swimming?
You can't synchronize swim with one person.

Or doubles badminton or tennis, or fucking pair figure skating?

I'm amazed that no one has taken this shit to /sp/ yet.

>>26956460
He's also a master at coaching sports, he'll get his partners to almost his level of mastery in about a week.

>>26956246

>>26956526
Explains why all the minor villains have become so badass.

>>26956598
"What's that Mister Twister? Weather control with a staff, are you fucking pussy or something? Excuse me of course you are!

Now build a fucking power suit run by a god damn robot or I'll make you do a thousand sit-ups!"

>>26956598
Abra Kadabra was kind of a bitch.

>>26954890
No, the other most dangerous game.

this is the best thread i seen on /co/ for some time

>>26956960

Sportsmaster would just use his bare hands to win, rackets are for pussies.

>>26956960
It's an offshoot of Tennis so yes. Then he would shotput the dynamite hundreds of meters away, train the bear, and then hunt the bear for sport.

Fucking Sportsmaster. Everything is a game.

Someone archive this thread.

So good. So many good drawfag ideas.

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

Apparently train-collecting is a sport, there's no doubt he'd be the best, but who would be a worthy opponent?

>>26957863

...

NOBODY

>>26957863

Sir Topham Hatt?