Girl Genius.

Sinfest has a pretty large one.

I liked Starslip Crisis. Then it became regular old Starslip. Still entertaining here and there, but I just don't like it as much.

>>24326406
OP requested a story, and last time I checked Sinfest didn't have one. Though it is good.

Try out Comic Critics. It is pretty good at times and will make you laugh at a few parts. It will be a nights worth of reading depending on ur speed.

Dr. McNinja!

Have you tried the internet?

Kid Radd

Girlyyy. About 7 years of comics and it ended recently

Have you at least tried reading any of the ones you've excluded?

Darths & Droids (ongoing)
GM of the Rings (finished)
Sexy Losers (finished)

Girl Genius if you don't mind the artstyle.

My first web comic was fucking MegaTokyo.

came nlarm

Dead Winter
It been going on for a couple of years now

>>24326397
yes
>>24326406
maybe but not what you're asking for
>>24326412
yes but chainsawsuit is better
>>24326426
never heard of it, guessing no
>>24326440
yes
>>24326474
not if you don't like Homestuck
>>24326480
no

8-Bit Theater. One of the best.

Sluggy Freelance. Been around since '97. It's older than some of the kids on 4chan.

>>24326483
Yes, I Read Questionable Content until like last year. The jokes aren't funny enough to make up for the stagnant plot. With Homestuck I got like halfway through before I decided that it wasn't worth the effort.

I never liked Gunnershit fail, I always thought the writing was hackneyed, trite, and full of cliches.

You could try unsounded. The archives aren't that big yet though.

Try Girly as well.

http://www.hlcomic.com/archive/

Enjoy.

>>24326566
>Realise that children born in 1997 are 14 now

Oh my.

You could always check out "Misfile".

Long story short, you have two characters—one's a car-racing bad boy; the other's on her way to a prestigious college. Due to some celestial fuck-up caused by some angel, the racer gets gender-swapped (♂→♀), the college girl loses two years of her life and has to go back to high school, and the angel that caused it all has to set things right... but all he does is drink beer and loaf around. The art is all well-drawn and it's not particularly wordy (because who 'reads' webcomics?).

It's a webcomic? Check.
Has a story? Somewhat.
Age? Seven years old next week.
Archives? Yes. and it's currently on page 1678... so have fun with that.

GastroPhobia has storylines, but no sign of an overall story. It's good, though.

Dawn of Time.

I like Erfworld, but your mileage may vary.

Oh, right, I'm so stupid. FREAKANGELS. It is the only webcomic that is written by Warren Ellis.

Girl Genius and Dr. McNinja were mentioned upthread.

Do you like theology, 18th-century Europe, good art, and werewolves? Check out Family Man.

You may or may not like Evil Diva.

American Barbarian only started recently but it is amazing.

>>24326573
Are you the guy I asked to check it out a few days back? If so, what do you think?

>>24326568
Hey, glad you gave Homosuck a shot, even if you didn't care for it or even know that Homosuck is shit.

Yeah, basically all I read now that has a story. Heh. Always been more of a gag a day type of guy.

>>24326667
Uh, I'm this guy here, but I remembered there is another webcomic I read that has a story, Order of the Stick.

Is only really good or even a little compelling if you like DnD though.

>>24326666
I'm not. Some guy on /tg/ recommended it to me weeks ago. I love the art and story, but I just wish we would get more pages each week.

>>24326755
I think three minimum is pretty good for that kind of quality, and in practice it's more than that because the author often posts extra pages when they go together.

>>24326800
I think I'm just one of those guys who should wait until the chapter is finished to read it. I know we can't realistically expect any more pages.

scary go round

http://www.scarygoround.com/sgr/

>>24326657
sounded pretty retarded when you described it and the art is really... not my thing, but this is kind of fun. not op btw.

>>24327148
Well, it's a fair bit more complicated, especially later on; I just gave the general gist of it without trying to go into 'wall-o'-text mode'.
But different strokes and all that, right? You try it, you like it or not, eventually you move on... c'ést la vie.

Rice Boy

8bit theater.
You heard me. Motherfuckers.

Achewood's got story arcs that can get long and involved. Just be warned that the really early comics can be sort of average. It pays off to get through them though, some of the later stuff is just brilliant.

If you're a metal gear solid fan, The Last Days of Foxhound is some straight up pure genius.

It's a shame that Achewood seems to be ending its run.

>>24327281
Right here OP, especially Order of Tales

Flipside.
Story? Check. Archives? 1000+ comics

Irregular Webcomic.
Story? Multiple stories that occasionally interact with each other. Focuses more on the funny, though. Archives? 2000+, updates daily.

Goats - if the author ever gets back to writing it.

He went on hiatus almost a year ago, in the middle of an arc that started in 2005. I still check the site at least once a week, hoping for a new comic